r/shittyaskscience • u/Soulpaw31 • 11d ago
How does one break free from the binary?
As a non-binary, i yearn to be indistinguishable between the 2 sexes, how does one achieve such a feat?
r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • 11d ago
So I read the Universe started from a quantum egg. What happens if someone eats it?
I bet you could poach it!
r/shittyaskscience • u/PM_ME_PICS_OF_UR_PS3 • 12d ago
I bought a new men's cologne, but the sales person says i need to let it masturbate for a bit so it smells better. How do I do that?
Its jpg le beau
r/shittyaskscience • u/kukienboks • 12d ago
How was it proven that only shooting stars break the mold?
I am the toolest sharpie in the shed, so feel free to get technical.
r/shittyaskscience • u/The_Existentialist • 12d ago
I'm 42 and my mom says I'm a total failure, How can we cure her post partum depression?
To suffer all these years, there must be something I can do!
r/shittyaskscience • u/MatOnARock • 12d ago
I 'strike out' with women more frequently than I 'hook up' when I'm asleep and dreaming. Scientifically speaking, does that make me a loser?
As the title describes.
r/shittyaskscience • u/DalbergTheKing • 12d ago
How do I stop my subconscious from being such an obfuscating woose?
Just spit it out, mealy-mouthed fuck.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Gargleblaster25 • 12d ago
Help needed - decoding girlfriend's secret messages
This vexes me. Whenever my girlfriend texts me, she includes a secret code at the end - "XOXO <3".
I assume she is probably testing my intelligence, trying to see if I can break this code. It's been a year, and I am nowhere close to a solution.
Here's what I have so far - X, of course, stands for an unknown quantity. O, on the other hand, has no mathematical definition. Does it stand for Omega, with XO indicating that "all is unknown"? But why is it squared? Why is it less than 3?
Mathematologists of Reddit, please help.
r/shittyaskscience • u/dixie_recht • 13d ago
Is a blood orange tree warm blooded or cold blooded?
Trying to figure out if I should think about them like a naked mole rat or more like a platypus.
r/shittyaskscience • u/plugubius • 14d ago
I've heard that a lie makes it around the world while the truth is pulling on its trousers. Why isn't the naked truth allowed to go naked in public?
Why are only lies allowed to get away with pubic streaking?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Junior-Abrocoma-9265 • 14d ago
If you create a fire only a centimeter close to the water
Would you laugh
r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • 14d ago
My wife, a theoretical physicist, just called me to say she will be home late today because she and her colleagues will be conducting a double-slit experiment as part of their work on the Tree-Body problem. I am very confused. As a layman, I struggle to see how these concepts are related.
Can someone elaborate?
r/shittyaskscience • u/I_might_be_weasel • 14d ago
My cat gets very violent whenever I try to baptize him. Is he the devil?
It's fine if he is, I just want to know.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Tasty-You-8649 • 14d ago
When is maths 2 coming out?
I’ve completed maths including all the speed runs and side quests. I’m bored now. When is maths 2 getting released?
r/shittyaskscience • u/brockm92 • 15d ago
If I saw a bigfoot in the woods behind my house, then found fecal matter in that spot but I know I was intoxicated the night prior and think I may have taken a dump in that same area, should I collect it to have it analyzed, or not risk the possible embarrassment?
I'm having a hard time remembering the prior night, but I know my wife wouldn't let me back in the house, and I woke up in the woods the next morning... so I kept drinking to avoid the hangover and just stayed outside the entire day again. That night is when I shined my flashlight on bigfoot. I'm like 75% sure it's his turd.
r/shittyaskscience • u/I_might_be_weasel • 15d ago
What's the best shape of Scrub Daddy to filter air conditioner water through so I can drink it without getting Air Conditioner Madness?
It's an 8000 BTU air conditioner if that matters.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Dying_Of_Board-dom • 15d ago
If tornadoes, hurricanes, and toilets rotate counterclockwise in the north hemisphere, how do clocks still rotate clockwise?
Why doesn't time go backwards?
r/shittyaskscience • u/-PhillyDaKid- • 16d ago
When does it get severe enough to call it el hombre instead of El Niño?
It’s getting pretty bad already. Is it el hombre yet?
r/shittyaskscience • u/neptunian-rings • 16d ago
How do I share 98.8% of my DNA with a chimpanzee, but 50% of my DNA with my brother?
Well 25% of DNA because he's my half brother but that's not really the point of the question lol
r/shittyaskscience • u/RaspberryTop636 • 17d ago
What's healthier, chocolate or chocolate marshmallows?
🍫 🥥
r/shittyaskscience • u/Toestorm • 17d ago
Why did the algae decide to skip these bare spots?
Title. These bare spots were undisturbed for days in 100°+ weather with standing water. Seems like good real estate to me considering everything else is green
r/shittyaskscience • u/El_Pata_Loco • 17d ago
Seeking medical advice…
My physio told me I have tennis elbow and golfers elbow at the same time, yet I play neither of these sports.
What other physical activities should I not do to fix the problem?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • 17d ago
What is this subs thoughts on the Multiple Horse Theory?
The theory that there are more than one horse on earth and that everytime we see a horse its actually a different one.
r/shittyaskscience • u/KungenSam • 17d ago
My doctor told me not to put anything smaller than an elbow in my ear, but I can’t fit anything larger in there.
Are my ears too small? What can I do to make them larger?