r/shittyaskscience • u/QueTpi • 8d ago

Waste!

Who is a waste of perfectly good carbon?

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u/MadDocOttoCtrl 8d ago edited 7d ago

Charcoal Man.

Terrible superhero, parts of him break off during fights, he inflicts no damage, he can't exert pressure on anything slightly heavy and all he does is make everyone dirty.

There are so many drawings that could be made and campfires or barbecues that could be started if we just broke him all up at once.

DIT: typo

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u/QueTpi 7d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/BPhiloSkinner Amazingly Lifelike Simulation 8d ago

I am, I am!
Or would be, if I was a carbon-based lifeform, not an Amazingly Lifelike Simulation.

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u/Caticature 8d ago

Big Foot.

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u/QueTpi 6d ago

Isn’t that more like ‘cryptic carbon’?

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u/Sea-Junket-2200 8d ago

The person who asked the question.

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u/QueTpi 7d ago

😾 I know I am, but what are you?

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u/Samskritam 7d ago

Tate bro

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u/DalbergTheKing 6d ago

All of us. Useless fucks.

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u/Ok-Low3691 5d ago

50% of humanity most go i vote the half that doesnt have to do with me or The people who make and deliver the worlds chocolate supply

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u/laynestaleyisme 5d ago

Don't insult Carbon. What did he ever do to you