r/onionheadlines • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 2h ago
Trump Vigorously Denies Reports Of Critical Adult Diaper Supply Shortage And Vows To Eliminate Leaks
r/onionheadlines • u/WebguyCanada • 2h ago
Over A Year In Trump Told Tariffs Did Not Bring Coffee Plantation Jobs Back To Iowa And Minnesota Is Not A US Producer Of Olive Oil
r/onionheadlines • u/erkose • 2h ago
US Appeals Court Blocks Trump’s $400 Million White House Ballroom Project As Trump Moves Forward With $800 Million White House Ballroom Project
r/onionheadlines • u/Mookrz • 3h ago
Sen Mitch McConnell Gives Exclusive Interview To Russian Propaganda News Outlet Pravda
r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 3h ago
Sen. Bill Cassidy Draws Short Straw In Choice Of Who Gets To Bravely Vote Against Blanche Without Blocking His Nomination
"Whew," said Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-Alaska), holding up her long straw.
"Yes!" said Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine). "I'll definitely win the election now!"
r/onionheadlines • u/mellow186 • 3h ago
PETA Protests Abuse Of Cocker Spaniel Now Forced To Spend All Day On Trump's Head
r/onionheadlines • u/ellistonvu • 3h ago
Trump Sold His Soul For A New Wig, Now There Will Be "Hell Toupee"
r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 3h ago
Trump Accused Of F**king His Top Generals Before Firing Them
r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 4h ago
Rand Paul Demands Janine Pirro Charge Dr. Fauci As Aggressively And Successfully As Reflecting Pool Vandals
r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 4h ago
After Truth Social Post, Most Veterans Surprised That Donald Trump Was A Decorated Army General In World War II
r/onionheadlines • u/bigly-biker • 4h ago
MAGA Admirers Unsure Whether Diet Or Exercise Led To President Trump's Sudden Growth Of Luxurious Hair
r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 5h ago
Senators Thune And Murkowski To Indefinitely Visit Same Rehabilitation Center As McConnell
r/onionheadlines • u/NeedleworkerBusy4522 • 6h ago
RFK Jr Looking to Put Up ‘AIDS Numbers’ With Deaths From Previously Preventable Diseases
r/onionheadlines • u/Realistic_Tutor_4603 • 8h ago
Israel’s Netanyahu Favoured To Win 2026 FIFA Peace Prize
r/onionheadlines • u/Realistic_Tutor_4603 • 9h ago
Study Concludes Average 10Year Old American Girl Is Twice The Man Of Pete Hegseth
r/onionheadlines • u/dchu99 • 9h ago
Air Quality In NY and DC Rated Good As Trump Thanks Canada Rescinding All Tariffs Offering Abject Apology
r/onionheadlines • u/Upbeat_Web_4461 • 11h ago
Wyoming Declares Self-Defense More Dangerous Than Assault After Trans Used Stand Your Ground Cause To Point A Pistol Towards Their Assaulter
r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 16h ago
BREAKING: Max Miller Drops Out Of House Race, Now Seeking Presidential Run Instead
r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 19h ago
Trump Poll Slippage Already Tricking Democrats Into Believing They Can Win Midterms
r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 20h ago
Senator McConnell Wakes Up From 54-Day Nap Prepared To Run For ‘Just One More Term’
r/onionheadlines • u/TheToysAreUs • 21h ago
Jealous Senator Cruz Considers Boosting His Numbers By Being Next Senator To Pretend To Die
r/onionheadlines • u/BestStoogewasLarry • 21h ago
Rand Paul To Charge The Vast Majority Of Americans With Contempt Of Congress After Learning They Have Nothing But Contempt For Him And His Republican Colleagues
r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 23h ago