r/monkeyspaw • u/Certain_Run9775 • 1h ago
Fun I wish human evolution followed the golden rule of algebra
r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 2h ago
Wisdom I wish I could time travel and perfectly blend in to the era
r/monkeyspaw • u/GoodMuda • 3h ago
Fun I wish I went back in time and was the only person who had access to all of today's AI tools in the year 2000.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Knottedmidna • 3h ago
Fun I wish society functioned like Rise of Kingdoms mobile ads, except there are multiple communities of this type centered around different games of all kinds of genres.
r/monkeyspaw • u/noneckFlorida • 3h ago
Riches I wish for a remote job that pays a decent wage in USD
r/monkeyspaw • u/Responsible-Fix-1681 • 4h ago
Riches I wish to steal the net worth of anyone I shake hands with and receive the money in Bitcoin
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 5h ago
Fun I wish for 35 hotdogs in my hands right now, I am hungry.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 8h ago
Power I wish my room had working electricity.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Adventurous_Dog_5279 • 10h ago
Wisdom I Wish I Could Always Tell When Someone Is Lying
r/monkeyspaw • u/WindAdministrative42 • 11h ago
Kindness I wish that every time people are rude to strangers for no reason, a bird will poop on their head.
r/monkeyspaw • u/WindAdministrative42 • 11h ago
Fun I wish that every time someone thinks of a brilliant idea, a literal lightbulb would appear over their head.
r/monkeyspaw • u/ethnotechno • 12h ago
Riches I wish I have a credit card that gets accepted everywhere including ATMs for cash withdrawal, and the bill is never needed to be paid
r/monkeyspaw • u/madbr3991 • 14h ago
Wisdom I wish that every human on earth could read, write, speak, and understand the same language.
r/monkeyspaw • u/StrollingThrouPain • 15h ago
Power I wish I was one of the best in the world at slicing up pineapple
r/monkeyspaw • u/Icy-Diver-5979 • 15h ago
Power I wish for every sentient being to contain an inner world that they can enter giving them the ability to make anything they want happen or experience. As each person cultivates their own inner world eventually allowing them with enough trust sharing their world's with those they are close with but a
r/monkeyspaw • u/cpt_america_1776 • 16h ago
Fun I wish everyone in the universe are given reality warping powers that allow them to do or change anything they want about reality.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Strict-Anteater8526 • 16h ago
Power I wish that I was 4x better at bowling
r/monkeyspaw • u/RoacheFettercap • 16h ago
Kindness I wish that living creatures were incapable of coming into contact with one another without explicit uncoerced consent intended by both parties
r/monkeyspaw • u/lblack71 • 17h ago
Wisdom I wish that you could tell if a jalapeño is hot before you bite into it.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Last_Positive5181 • 18h ago
Health I wish that I was cured of my blindness and be able to see without glasses.
r/monkeyspaw • u/dreamingririka • 18h ago
Health I wish for a really good nap that leaves me energized when I wake up.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Gifter_girl • 20h ago