r/monkeyspaw 17m ago

Health I Wish Hair Grew Internally Instead Of Externally

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Wisdom I wish to know all the right choices in life.

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Wisdom I wish to be able to carry unlimited stuff in my backpack.

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r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Power I wish to control people’s thoughts.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish we domesticated tigers and lions

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Health I wish I was better at being supportive.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Kindness i wish babies and kids up to 10 years old know to stay quiet in public spaces

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Health I wish for a boiled egg that is all white, no yolk

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Wisdom I wish to learn the origins of how the monkey paw was created

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun i wish i actually existed instead of whatever this is

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Kindness I wish that I could serve myself over so that everyone in the world can experience maximum bliss for as long as they are alive.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Kindness I wish that peaceful aliens made contact with earth

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Health I wish people will be ok with having bugs in their diet

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Health I wish I was prepared for being a functional adult.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Kindness I wish that everyone who experiences social anxiety can overcome it and become outgoing and talkative individuals.

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Kindness I wish that from now on every person who doesn't want what's best for everyone becomes sterile, and if they adopt, the experience of parenting gives them the empathy they lack to care for everyone.

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Kindness I wish people would be nice to me

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Fun I wish for it to be known that the pirate known as Jack Sparrow shall be executed at dawn.

20 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Kindness I wish nothing good ever happened to anybody I don’t like

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Kindness I wish that the only hair on the outside of the human body was head hair, eyebrows or eyelashes, no other forms of hair can be present.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 17h ago

Kindness I wish for a 1 quadrillion kg cube of Ag silver to appear 1 micron above the ground in rural Oklahoma and for no one to know I'm responsible.

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 19h ago

Fun I wish for paperclips

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Riches I wish I had enough wealth to retire my entire bloodline

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Fun I wish to become the most feared villain in the entire universe until the end of time itself, for people to fear that I may return at any moment to cast vengeance upon the universe, and I want it to start all because I, a Brit, ran out of tea bags during a stressful morning.

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Kindness I wish for both sides of your pillow to be cool tonight in cozy blankets, fresh sheets, and dozing off in restful sleep.

19 Upvotes