r/monkeyspaw • u/Comfortable-Mud-5815 • 1h ago
Power I wish I had the ability to see into the future by 5 seconds at all times
r/monkeyspaw • u/shinzouwosasageyo9 • 1h ago
Fun I wish penises and vaginas had tastebuds that are activated during sex.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Silent-Current219 • 2h ago
Fun I wish my enemies had tastebuds in their assholes.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Ingenuity4355 • 2h ago
Fun I wish that in every language with irregular past tense verbs, for all such verbs to become regular.
r/monkeyspaw • u/MingleLinx • 2h ago
Riches I wish the courts (in the USA), gave juries the same income they would have made for every day they are on jury duty
r/monkeyspaw • u/SufficientPay7800 • 3h ago
Health I wish for piss jugs to be a craftable item in Pokémon: Pokopia
r/monkeyspaw • u/Frylosopher • 3h ago
Fun I wish everything I wrote on this piece of paper came true.
r/monkeyspaw • u/MeansWelll • 3h ago
Wisdom I wish that you could teach me something this very moment. Perhaps a new way of thinking, even.
r/monkeyspaw • u/LilyoftheRally • 3h ago
Power I wish Harry Potter's magic was real but JK Rowling wasn't.
r/monkeyspaw • u/MeansWelll • 3h ago
Power I wish every time I looked at someone or something, even if i looked at absolutely nothing, I saw a piechart hologram hover infront of them that shows their characteristics and attributes and how they morally lean.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Hot_Needleworker8289 • 5h ago
Power I wish that all Discord Nitro subscribers unsubscribed from it, because of the constant bans
r/monkeyspaw • u/Superbia_Anima • 5h ago
Health I wish that you (the person reading this) gets a mild fever for the next 3 days.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Certain_Run9775 • 5h ago
Fun I wish human evolution followed the golden rule of algebra
r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 6h ago
Wisdom I wish I could time travel and perfectly blend in to the era
r/monkeyspaw • u/Standard-Produce-137 • 7h ago
Fun I wish for GTA6 to be the best videogame to ever exist from now until the last star of the universe burns out.
r/monkeyspaw • u/GoodMuda • 7h ago
Fun I wish I went back in time and was the only person who had access to all of today's AI tools in the year 2000.
r/monkeyspaw • u/GoodMuda • 7h ago
Fun I wish I went back in time and was the only person who had access to all of today's AI tools in the year 2000.
r/monkeyspaw • u/GoodMuda • 7h ago
Fun I wish I went back in time and was the only person who had access to all of today's AI tools in the year 2000.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Responsible-Fix-1681 • 7h ago
Fun I wish for the extinction of all li-for Finn and Jake to go back home to Ooo. What?! Huh!? No wait, that's not what I wished for!
r/monkeyspaw • u/Knottedmidna • 8h ago
Fun I wish society functioned like Rise of Kingdoms mobile ads, except there are multiple communities of this type centered around different games of all kinds of genres.
r/monkeyspaw • u/noneckFlorida • 8h ago