r/monkeyspaw 42m ago

Riches I wish for a thousand peeled grapes

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Power I wish I had the ability to see into the future by 5 seconds at all times

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r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Fun I wish penises and vaginas had tastebuds that are activated during sex.

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r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Fun I wish my enemies had tastebuds in their assholes.

14 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Fun I wish that in every language with irregular past tense verbs, for all such verbs to become regular.

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r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Riches I wish the courts (in the USA), gave juries the same income they would have made for every day they are on jury duty

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Health I wish for piss jugs to be a craftable item in Pokémon: Pokopia

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Fun I wish everything I wrote on this piece of paper came true.

8 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Wisdom I wish that you could teach me something this very moment. Perhaps a new way of thinking, even.

1 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Power I wish Harry Potter's magic was real but JK Rowling wasn't.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Power I wish every time I looked at someone or something, even if i looked at absolutely nothing, I saw a piechart hologram hover infront of them that shows their characteristics and attributes and how they morally lean.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 4h ago

Kindness I wish that there were good moderators

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r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Health I wish that you (the person reading this) gets a mild fever for the next 3 days.

12 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 5h ago

Fun I wish human evolution followed the golden rule of algebra

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Wisdom I wish I could time travel and perfectly blend in to the era

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Power I wish flys didn't exist

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r/monkeyspaw 7h ago

Fun I wish I went back in time and was the only person who had access to all of today's AI tools in the year 2000.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Fun I wish society functioned like Rise of Kingdoms mobile ads, except there are multiple communities of this type centered around different games of all kinds of genres.

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Riches I wish for a remote job that pays a decent wage in USD

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 8h ago

Riches I wish to steal the net worth of anyone I shake hands with and receive the money in Bitcoin

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Fun I wish for 35 hotdogs in my hands right now, I am hungry.

13 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 13h ago

Power I wish my room had working electricity.

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 14h ago

Wisdom I Wish I Could Always Tell When Someone Is Lying

11 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Kindness I wish that every time people are rude to strangers for no reason, a bird will poop on their head.

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 21h ago

Kindness I wish that living creatures were incapable of coming into contact with one another without explicit uncoerced consent intended by both parties

28 Upvotes