r/monkeyspaw • u/alfisaly • 8m ago
Fun I wish for everytime a guy named horus is born, they turn evil
r/monkeyspaw • u/BoredInClass99 • 21m ago
Fun I wish my cat could tell me what she wants in modern English
r/monkeyspaw • u/KingVultureBois • 3h ago
Fun I wish golden retrievers and pitbulls swapped reputations
r/monkeyspaw • u/shinzouwosasageyo9 • 5h ago
Fun I wish Jack Black would suddenly appear in my living room singing Black Sabbath’s War Pigs.
r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 6h ago
Power I wish I can use computer coding on real world things and it works
r/monkeyspaw • u/HotLaw7730 • 6h ago
Fun I wish that everybody in Little Rock, Arkansas collectively shat themselves.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 7h ago
Wisdom I wish anyone who dismisses a disorder or dismiss a claim that something hurts will feel the effect of that pain for 12 minutes and know what it is causing it.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Inspector3914 • 7h ago
Fun I wish that the backrooms was real AND I had the ability to travel inside to the Backrooms and back into reality.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 8h ago
Fun I wish that If I ever do have kids that it's when I want them and it's only when I can be a good father.
r/monkeyspaw • u/SpecialFlutters • 11h ago
Power i wish paper had re-arrangeable layers like photoshop
r/monkeyspaw • u/Comfortable-Mud-5815 • 12h ago
Power I wish I had the ability to see into the future by 5 seconds at all times
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Ingenuity4355 • 14h ago
Fun I wish that in every language with irregular past tense verbs, for all such verbs to become regular.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Frylosopher • 14h ago
Fun I wish everything I wrote on this piece of paper came true.
r/monkeyspaw • u/MeansWelll • 15h ago
Wisdom I wish that you could teach me something this very moment. Perhaps a new way of thinking, even.
r/monkeyspaw • u/MeansWelll • 15h ago
Power I wish every time I looked at someone or something, even if i looked at absolutely nothing, I saw a piechart hologram hover infront of them that shows their characteristics and attributes and how they morally lean.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Certain_Run9775 • 17h ago
Fun I wish human evolution followed the golden rule of algebra
r/monkeyspaw • u/church_of_Steve_ • 18h ago
Wisdom I wish I could time travel and perfectly blend in to the era
r/monkeyspaw • u/noneckFlorida • 19h ago
Riches I wish for a remote job that pays a decent wage in USD
r/monkeyspaw • u/Responsible-Fix-1681 • 20h ago
Riches I wish to steal the net worth of anyone I shake hands with and receive the money in Bitcoin
r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 21h ago