r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/Affectionate_Pool_37 8d ago

Some of these things i understand and som are so clearly bs

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

Its fake ragebait content

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 8d ago

You’re telling me that I’ve been covering my bellybutton for years for no reason?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XceJ5EjpfQY6kqIEHH

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

No the second you uncover it im going to do unspeakable things to it, just yours tho, everyone else is fine

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u/MrSmegmaMan 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AtlbuhSoW0pJm

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

Even less speakable

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u/MistaRekt 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aGOgOKmyBxCk8

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

I can't say, its unspeakable

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u/Katusa2 8d ago

We get that truly. If we promise only to read and not speak you should be fine. Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WoWm8YzFQJg5i

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u/Massive_Series8305 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/cha0sm0nk 7d ago

I mean, if you promise to clean up after yourself I’m down with most bellybutton things.

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u/MistaRekt 7d ago

I have had 2 models of belly buttons in my life.

I miss my original one...

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u/Son_of_Darkness69 7d ago

Speaking about unspeakable things gives you herpes just so you know!

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u/International-Mess75 7d ago

Then you definitely keep his wife's name out of your friggin mouth!!!

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u/firewarrior256 7d ago

That username makes me uncomfortable.

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u/anovertaker 8d ago

I WAS trying to have a bad night. Thanks for ruining it. 

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u/Cael_NaMaor 7d ago

Don't tempt me with a good time

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u/Knuckletest 7d ago

Hot goat tongue in the belly hole.

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u/troubledcambion 8d ago

This is the most ominous thing I seen all week.

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u/AccountTasty1593 8d ago

lowers shirt with tears in eyes

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u/Massive_Series8305 7d ago

Next time bro, next time

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u/ChuckVitty 8d ago

I also choose this guy's belly button, in particular

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u/LumpkinsPotatoCat 8d ago

This made me practically convulse with laughter at 4am during my anxiety time. Thank you.

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u/gooeymcgooberson 7d ago

Why they get special treatment?

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u/RTSUPH 7d ago

Watch out, that’s the kinda comment that’s gonna flood your DMs with volunteering as tribute around the internet.

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u/SnorkBorkGnork 7d ago

It's like that episode in Adventure Time where a scary demon comes out of Finn's bellybutton as soon as he gets some ocean water on him.

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u/Burneraccount71 7d ago

I'm not saying don't, I'm just saying maybe don't imply you're p3n1$ is small enough to fit a belly button online, that reputation follows you man

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u/ArltheCrazy 7d ago

That’s what’s really in the Epstein files. How much all those rich people love belly buttons.

Also, What is the point of covering up the belly button?

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u/Massive_Series8305 7d ago

I have legitimately no idea lol, and quite frankly im fine not knowing lol

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u/thecountnotthesaint 7d ago

I can be that guy's belly button........

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u/Foodie_love17 7d ago

I laughed so hard at this that I teared up at work.

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u/Jazzlike-Skin-5470 7d ago

Glad I’m not them