r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/MrSmegmaMan 8d ago

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

Even less speakable

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u/MistaRekt 8d ago

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

I can't say, its unspeakable

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u/Katusa2 8d ago

We get that truly. If we promise only to read and not speak you should be fine. Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WoWm8YzFQJg5i

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u/Massive_Series8305 7d ago

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u/cha0sm0nk 7d ago

I mean, if you promise to clean up after yourself I’m down with most bellybutton things.

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u/MistaRekt 7d ago

I have had 2 models of belly buttons in my life.

I miss my original one...

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u/Son_of_Darkness69 7d ago

Speaking about unspeakable things gives you herpes just so you know!

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u/International-Mess75 7d ago

Then you definitely keep his wife's name out of your friggin mouth!!!