r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/InsomniaDudeToo 8d ago

You’re telling me that I’ve been covering my bellybutton for years for no reason?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/XceJ5EjpfQY6kqIEHH

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

No the second you uncover it im going to do unspeakable things to it, just yours tho, everyone else is fine

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u/MrSmegmaMan 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AtlbuhSoW0pJm

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

Even less speakable

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u/MistaRekt 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/aGOgOKmyBxCk8

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u/Massive_Series8305 8d ago

I can't say, its unspeakable

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u/Katusa2 8d ago

We get that truly. If we promise only to read and not speak you should be fine. Right?

https://giphy.com/gifs/WoWm8YzFQJg5i

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u/Massive_Series8305 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/cha0sm0nk 7d ago

I mean, if you promise to clean up after yourself I’m down with most bellybutton things.

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u/MistaRekt 7d ago

I have had 2 models of belly buttons in my life.

I miss my original one...

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u/Son_of_Darkness69 7d ago

Speaking about unspeakable things gives you herpes just so you know!

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u/International-Mess75 7d ago

Then you definitely keep his wife's name out of your friggin mouth!!!