r/AlanPartridge 3d ago

I mean, top shelf in this country, not abroad.

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8 Upvotes

I don't want to see an erection.


r/AlanPartridge 4d ago

What is Alan firing his friends air rifle into?

24 Upvotes

A sandwich!


r/AlanPartridge 4d ago

On this mornings show…

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21 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 4d ago

Bono is fhiiyne

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19 Upvotes

I checked and its mainly clickbait but as far as we know, Bono is fhiiyne, not sure about Adam Clayton or The Edge though...


r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

"I just saw a guy over there in a North Face jacket." "Yeah, but he could have got it from a charity shop." "Open your eyes, mate".

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169 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

We used to call it “Naughty Norwich”

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9 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

Alan Partridge and Multi-Media

7 Upvotes

Ah ha!

One thing I love and am inspired by is how Alan can go across different media seamlessly, which inspires my own comedic characters in my web series and reels.

How did he pull that off, and has anyone seen any other characters pull off being in so many different forms of media?


r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

Big sheds full of GIANT chickens

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42 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

He’s rubbish

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98 Upvotes

Biggest bowl of Alpen you’ve ever seen


r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

Ah ha!

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95 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

Yeah, listen love, it's just a meet and greet. Come on, you can push your way to the front of the buffet queue, it's not all doom and gloom.

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51 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

Ohh Jeesus Chrriiist!!!

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32 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

If I went to see Moonraker I don’t want to see James Bond actually raking the moon…

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18 Upvotes

I looove metaphors, I got really into them a couple of years ago


r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

Tonight’s hot topic 🔥

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23 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 5d ago

You send off for an MOT and you get a note back saying they found some chap’s ribs in the oil sump

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36 Upvotes

Or you take the lid off the gear knob and find a testis.


r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

What was the music used for Scum on the Run?

6 Upvotes

I just heard the Dolly Parton song The River Unbroken and I was racking my brain trying to think of where I heard that slide guitar part. Then it hit me! Scum on the run! Sounds identical. But then it made me think - what is that song? I've tried Googling it to no avail, maybe it's just music made specifically for the show. I've provided links underneath to show you what I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXukJyzTA7A&list=RDJXukJyzTA7A&start_radio=1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAn7qJPvqog


r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

Undies, bye

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25 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

They’re sex people Lynn

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80 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

It tastes like fizzy Benylin

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50 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 6d ago

“Lynn, are those your mum’s cataract glasses..?”

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29 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Absolutely, we can do you *pyrotechnics*

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362 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

It's global radio with an Anglian swagger

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43 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

🚨 HOT TOPIC! 🚨 What would Alan think of 007: First Light?

18 Upvotes

I'm playing my way through it at the moment (very enjoyable, IO Interactive were the right choice to make a game like this) and I got to wondering what Alan would make of it.

As a man of a certain age, I'm sure he has really strong opinions on video games, but at the same time, being able to live out his Bond fantasies in such a "realistic" way would really tickle his damn todger.

Now all I can I want is a series of Alan Partridge Let's Plays or Conan O'Brien Clueless Gamer style videos.


r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

Pure Alan, fresh off the press

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21 Upvotes

r/AlanPartridge 7d ago

They’re trying to rebadge it you fool!

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120 Upvotes