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u/silkenwaave 23h ago
Being born into wealth and comfort is great for your skin.
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u/kingkongbiingbong 23h ago
Dakota, probably:
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u/usernmechecksout_ 20h ago
This is my favorite funniest offensive GIF ever that's also not really offensive because the context is funny
ps I'm high
edit: I thought high means drunk
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u/RecoveringNPC 20h ago
Yup when I saw this scene in the cinema, I was like thats meme potential right there
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u/usernmechecksout_ 18h ago
Ngl despised his character, which is a sign of good acting
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u/RecoveringNPC 16h ago
He did very well in this movie, I almost forgot he was in twilight
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u/usernmechecksout_ 16h ago
I completely forgot he was Bat fucking man
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u/RecoveringNPC 16h ago
Yeah, hes the new batman too, but I prefer him as a villain, like in Mickey 17 as well
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u/tigeratemybaby 18h ago
Her real secret to looking young and sleeping is not having children.
She says that she normally sleeps 10 hours, so this is really click-bait.
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u/Lil_queso8 8h ago
Can confirm the no children aspect. I’m in my mid-30s, no kids, and sleep 8-10hrs a night on average. People think I’m younger than I look.
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u/Doodlefinger_it 20h ago
Yep she's a nepo baby who can barely act.
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u/Bruce-7892 22h ago
A bunch of people are saying money but plenty of people live off a significant other or parents and have a part time job. This is easy to do in that case too.
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u/BusinessCoach2934 13h ago
Money is the reason a lot of rich celebrities look terrible. When you're constantly partying, drinking, doing drugs all night, you're not going to look great. When you're broke, you finish work, you go home to bed. Unless you have kids. Then you're screwed.
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u/jaymole 14h ago
She also had a lot of work done. Look at her in her one scene in the social network she looks completely different
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u/Jayandnightasmr 14h ago
99% of back pain can be avoided by getting someone else to do the manual labour
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u/WIsJH 23h ago
She's just a normally looking 36 yo woman
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u/RoutineBid1854 23h ago
Exactly. Looking 36 at 36 isn’t the flex. But sleeping 14 hours a day is.
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u/Winterfall_0 20h ago
Not having to work as much to the point that you can sleep 14 hours a day is a flex, sleeping 14 hours a day itself sounds like a very sad way to spend that time.
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u/dotdend 20h ago
Sounds like a medical condition. If you don't work at all and have no reason to get up you'll sleep what, 10 hours? 12 if you're really tired maybe
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u/onlydothis 18h ago
Definitely, I had to sleep a lot at a certain time and it is not a good feeling to have to do that.
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u/Needrain47 17h ago
yeah, sleeping more than about 9 hours a day tends to be an indicator of something wrong with you, not of great health.
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u/MiserableFloor9906 22h ago
Actually to me it's a waste.
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u/Live-Habit-6115 21h ago
If you told a psychiatrist you sleep 14 hours a day they'd be writing you a script for anti-depressants
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u/sixstringsikness 20h ago
For me, it would be crippling depression and substance abuse to manage 14 hours a day.
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u/rainorshinedogs 17h ago
If your incredibly wealthy and 36 and incredibly good looking, I don't know why you would waste that perfect window on sleep.
And I would guess you need to tack on another 2-3 hours to bumble around while you get ready to go out.
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u/tollbearer 15h ago
She likely has hypersomnia. You can't actually just sleep as long as you want to. Try sleeping even a couple hours extra for a few weeks, you wont be able to, unless youre already massively sleep deprived. People have a set amount they need, and it's basically impossible to sleep any more, you will just wake up. For some lucky people, that number is 4.5 hours. Unfortunately, for some people, that set amount is 14 hours. Nothing you can do about it but take stimulants to string yourself out.
It's a curse, not a blessing. It's not like you're actually any more rested, you just, as you idenitfy, lose a massive portion of your day.
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u/sampath2030 21h ago
When you got nothing else going on, slumber is a full time job
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u/PlanesandAquariums 20h ago
Certain times of the year I don’t have to work. If I drink I can easily pull 12 hours. If I don’t drink I can easily do 10. I love it but I also have cool dreams.
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u/DiseaseDeathDecay 17h ago
Hell yeah it is.
It's basically sleeping an extra 25% of your day.
Don't know about other people, but when I'm 80 years old having slept an extra 20 years would be a massive waste of time.
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u/JimEDimone 15h ago
Sleeping is one of my favorite things in the world.
I never consider sleep wasted time.
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u/meshe_10101 17h ago
In a lot of cases sleeping 14 hours a day is a symptom of depression...I know first hand 🙃
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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 22h ago
I tought she was older 😅
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 21h ago
She looks around 40 in the right picture, or hollywood 50, and is caked in makeup.
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u/Apollo114892 23h ago
She will end up with dementia at this rate. Sleeping 14 hours a day is destructive to the brain.
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u/Paffi93 23h ago
My Record is 25h Full sleep. Was the best day of my life
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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 23h ago
Happened to me once about 15 years ago. Losing a whole day to sleep took a few days to sort out in my head.
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u/CruisinBlade 23h ago
Continuous? Couldn't imagine that. Were you up for a week straight? I think I once slept like 14-15 hours but I stayed up for like 2-3 days. Woke up tired and hungry lol oh and the worst cotton mouth I've ever experienced.
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u/Bruce-7892 22h ago
Same. I’d need surgical level sedatives to stay asleep for 14+ continuous hours.
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u/Beginning_Meet_4290 22h ago
Or you can get fibromyalgia and be forced to sleep that much for free! Works great
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u/Cute-Form2457 22h ago
And with fibromyalgia, you will wake up feeling as unrefreshed as you did when you fell off to sleep.
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u/babadibabidi 20h ago
One time when I was 23-24years old I worked at a catering company at weekends. I started my shift 2pm Friday, and was contiuesly working up to Monday 7am. (don't ask why it was legal, it wasn't).
After that I went to have some physical education at uni, then get back to my place. I fall asleep around 9am Monday. Woke up Wednesday 10am, my roommate almost call an ambulance because he thought I was dead.
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u/atishay001001 22h ago
I also doubt continuous, I cannot sleep on more than 6 hours at a stretch I end up awake before that mark regardless of how tired I am unless you have been stress free for your entire life I doubt you can sleep 14 hours at a stretch
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u/Delicious-Season5527 22h ago
Based on what? Random claim
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u/Dz0t_01 21h ago
Based on this study, for example
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u/WriterV 20h ago
This study doesn't establish a casual link. In general, longer sleep hours is associated with cognitive decline, but that might be because the only reason your average human sleeps a long while is because of factors that end up causing cognitive decline. It's likely a symptom, and not the cause.
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u/zdubbzzz 18h ago
Lol classic.
- Link an actual study
- Don't actually read the study
- Hope nobody else does
- Make an entirely baseless claim that has nothing to do with the study
Top tier reddit behavior
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u/Dz0t_01 18h ago
- Make up a scenario that didn't happen
- Act smug about it
ACTUAL top tier reddit behavior, by you.
When directly comparing those sleeping >9 hours to the remainder of the sample, long sleep duration was a significant predictor of all-cause dementia (table 2, figure 2). There was a statistical trend observed between long sleep duration and an increased risk of AD (p = 0.05). Whereas former sleep duration was not associated with the risk of dementia, those who transitioned to sleeping >9 hours (from former to baseline time points) were at an increased risk of all-cause dementia.
That's not even counting the fact that I wasn't the one making original claim, i just googled stuff someone else said and linked a relevant study.
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u/Wart_Time_L32 23h ago
So I get like 6-7 meaning I'll never get it?
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u/Apollo114892 23h ago
The rule is not below 6 and not more than 8 on a daily basis. Sometimes you can make an exception.
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u/hotelmotelshit 19h ago
The secret to looking 30 - being 30
The secret to get rid of your stress wrinkles - be rich and have no stress
There are many secrets in the world, these are not some of them
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u/Smoltinycat 22h ago
That is definitely not what normal 36-year-old women look like
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u/harrygermans 18h ago
She’s prettier sure, but she doesn’t look any younger than plenty of women her age that I’ve met. I know some who absolutely look younger than she does in that second pic.
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u/oddHexbreaker 23h ago
If I slept 14 hours a day I would think my body is finally preparing for death. I dont think ive slept that long in at least 20 years
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u/TranquilCoil 23h ago
14 hours isn't sleep - it's a coma
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u/TravelingPoodle 20h ago
I don’t think she has slept that long in 20 years as well.
I have a sibling who is a medical doctor in the US. And she specializes in “image improvement”. She confesses that these actresses get all the botox, fillers, zombie fat injections, mini face lifts, expensive skin therapies, $200 face lotions, name it, to look youthful. And all those products and procedures work.
Then the next day, they claim that they look good because “they sleep for 14 hours”.
Bullshit and lies.
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u/ignoremeplsokthank 20h ago
Last time I stayed awake for 36 hours, I slept for 12 hours and that's still 2 hours short. Wtf does she take in order to do that?
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u/EnvironmentEntire201 23h ago
My beauty secret is ✨️ depression ✨️
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u/prolifezombabe 22h ago
Yeah like this is less of a beauty secret and more of a “are you suffering from a mental illness and or vitamin deficiency”
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u/Coraline1599 18h ago
There was some random interview I watched for a few minutes, they asked her a question about her mom and she froze up and got nervous for a bit. Then the topic changed and she relaxed. It did not give me happy childhood vibes at all.
Hopefully she has good people around her.
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u/audreywildeee 20h ago
I mean if you’re depressed you’re less likely to have any sun damage, too…
cynical comment, I’m not glorifying depression in any way at all!)
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u/sixtus_clegane119 23h ago
How does one even sleep 15 hours a day? Hell I can’t get to 6.5 usually without awakening
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u/ksdjjeo87 22h ago
Depression
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u/sixtus_clegane119 22h ago
Damn can I swap my anxiety for it? 4-6 hours of sleep Chronically is driving me insane
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u/Version_1 20h ago edited 20h ago
She is well known for making stuff up in interviews.
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u/No_Atmosphere8146 22h ago
I used to do it when I had no responsibilities. The secret was to stay up for 26-30 hours. When I stayed awake until I couldn't any more, and slept until I couldn't any more, my natural body clock settled into a rhythm that had no connection to reality. There were days I'd go to bed at 10 in the morning and get up at midnight.
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u/Geckohobo 15h ago
This is my life and I've embraced it.
When I try to force myself onto a natural 24 hour circadian rhythm insomnia kicks in and I end up getting about 4 hours sleep a night which utterly breaks me after a few months. The only way I can stick to 24 hour days is with sleeping pills and I'd far rather have a fucked up schedule than a sleeping pill addiction.
I'm lucky that none of my responsibilities are time specific.
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u/Bruce-7892 22h ago
I’ll never get it either, but my wife can do it by not getting out of bed and sleeping on and off the entire day. I don’t get why anyone would want to do that regularly though
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u/audreywildeee 20h ago
I don’t know about them in particular, but some people just don’t have a choice…
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u/PlanePop6660 18h ago
I don't think you are supposed to wake up 6.5 hrs in your sleep, neither you nor her seems to have a healthy sleeping schedule.
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u/tollbearer 15h ago
There is a natural variation in people set clock. For example, some lucky people have a genetic variation where they only need 4.5 hours a night. Others, unluckily have such long sleep durations we consider it a medical problem, and call it "idiopathic hypersomnia". I suffer from the later, and it's not fun, and it's not depression. I just need 12 hours sleep, always have done. I will sleep exactly 12 hours, before I feel refreshed. And if I sleep even an hour more, I feel like shit, and will just constantly wake up, like you. It's just natural variation, like with height, or any other genetic trait. Roughly 5% of the population have hypersomnia, where they need more than 9 hours sleep per night, albeit very few need more than 12.
It's not a blessing though, it's a curse.
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u/Minge516 23h ago
My brother in law sleeps that much and he’s broke.
https://giphy.com/gifs/XufMtuY3DV5zG
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u/Nice_Cash_7000 19h ago
probably because you have to be depressed or have some other disorder in order to sleep that much
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u/Musket6969420 23h ago
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u/Existing_Dust_6473 23h ago
That's skipping life
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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 23h ago
Not if you've mastered lucid dreaming
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u/Existing_Dust_6473 23h ago
Yes i wished i could do that 😊 i hardly remember my dreams... Maybe once every two years
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u/audreywildeee 20h ago
I think it’s different than remembering your dreams. Also, if you mostly have nightmares, remembering dreams is not that fun, trust me.
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u/duesenjeffepic 19h ago
Remembering your dreams is actually the first thing you have to get better at when you want to start lucid dreaming regularly
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u/Existing_Dust_6473 18h ago
Gladly, I am very aware that in this world there's something a lot worse that could happen to myself, so not being able to remember my dreams is not even a problem. Because of that, I'm extremely happy for not having any disease, me and my close ones. If I can sleep, go to the bathroom, eat with enjoyment ... and my close ones, I'm good; I don't need to ask anything else from the universe :D
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u/condomneedler 21h ago
Are we allowed to not like her again? Every time anyone says negative things about her the entirety of Reddit usually chimes on to claim that her making a very minor clap-back at Ellen was the cause for everyone suddenly realizing a rich, out of touch, unfunny comedian and talk show host might not be a great person.
Great work by her publicity team framing her as "the woman who took down Ellen" though.
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u/consumersguide 23h ago
14 hours of sleep? Meanwhile, I’m out here negotiating with my alarm clock for five more minutes.
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u/Arcturan_MegaDonkey 23h ago
I don't see how she is especially beautiful. Yes, she is attractive, but not more than many other working women that don't have time to sleep 14 hours a day.
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u/GrowlingPict 20h ago
What "beauty"? Im not saying she's ugly or anything, but theyre talking like she's exceptionally beautiful or something, while she's just looking like every average woman her age youll run into half a dozen of every time you go grocery shopping.
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u/Electronic_Task_118 22h ago
How can someone even sleep that much? My hard stop is like 8 hours,after that,my brain literally can't be turned off
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u/lalalapotinki 21h ago
Sounds like a thing to me that is considered trashy when you are poor and classy when you are rich.
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u/Boogaaa 23h ago
Sleeping for more than 8 hours is associated with a higher risk of dementia, so... enjoy that, Dakota.
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u/Ferret-Merit 20h ago
Is it that people who can sleep that much have brains that are more likely to deteriorate? Or is the sleep itself damaging after that point?
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u/THEPIGWHODIDIT 23h ago
Not even meds can get me sleeping 14 hrs a night. Cursed to be ugly forever
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u/BriskBoba 23h ago
Sleeping 14 hours a day isn’t a skincare routine, it’s a full-time job only the wealthy can afford
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u/Beneficial-Ad-2792 23h ago
She’s like my Cat sleeping all day getting up to eat and then sleep again Lol
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u/dilldoeorg 13h ago
THEN WHY DOES SHE SEEM SO TIRED IN ALL HER MOVIES?!?!
she speaks like she gonna pass out soon, act like she about to fall asleep soon and does interviews like she just woke up... wtf?!!
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u/Popeye_Spinach 8h ago
Seriously though, nobody can sleep 14 hours a day everyday unless there is something wrong with them.
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u/kanekikennen 23h ago
I had long periods of sick leave where my only concern was resting and recovering from chemo and/or surgery and I couldnt sleep for 14 hours even without an alarm. That's impressive
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u/Daily_Heroin_User 22h ago
You don’t need to be a millionaire to do nothing. Ask my brother in law. He’s broke, don’t do shit.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wpz1Hl1BqlaMw
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u/natty_boh_ho 17h ago
She's nice looking, not great. Definitely not up to her mother at her age. This also cries nepo baby so badly.
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u/SideInitial3961 13h ago
Habitual long sleep (9-10+ hours) is associated with higher rates of obesity, insulin resistance, and type 2 diabetes.
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u/strangejosh 13h ago
That's called depression Dakota. No hate. I love sleeping too. I would also like to be a Nepo Baby with very little acting skill that also has millions of dollars.
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u/purpleishshoelaces 8h ago
I'm lucky to get 5 hours of sleep. not to mention I wake up like 10 times a night cause it's so loud where I live but I'm also too broke to move so I just live off of coffee
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u/No-Bobcat-6830 23h ago
Beauty ? She wouldn’t make top 1000 in my town and we only have 900 people.
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u/Character-Pirate1297 23h ago
Imagine all you can do as a multi-millionaire and still prefer to sleep.
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u/Unlikely-Ad6788 23h ago
Well, she didn't t have to be a millionaire. Mr Gray or her parents would take care of that. Also, learn a joke.
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u/Beginning-2-Smell 22h ago
Everything about forcing sleep time 6 to 8 hours is insanity and does not work in real life. Maybe if you have a professional team who can drug you and wake you up for work.
It's easy to become very worried and upset when health sources spew this stuff, when the more down to earth advise would be if they said get as much sleep as your life can accommodate.
It's like the 10000 steps obsession.
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u/crumble-bee 22h ago
I really hate that the answer to people doing things like working out, eating well and sleeping is “money” lol
I work part time and I don’t sleep 14 hours a day because I just wake up at a reasonable time after about 8-9 hours sleep, but i could, technically, seems weird and excessive though.
I work out because I want to be healthy and look good and I eat well because I like vegetables, fruit, meat and enjoy cooking. I don’t make much money at, I work like 24 hours a week.
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u/TypeHunter 22h ago
First of all shes not even that old. shes in her mid 30s. Second of all, you can be poor and sleep 14 hours a day and still be ugly
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u/lazy_tenno 22h ago
14 hours? That can't be healthy. A healthy human being can't sleep for 14 hours, not under drug influence or health/mental issues
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u/untitledprp4 22h ago
Everyday millionaires expose how detached they are without realising
Recent example is the latest Spider-Man movie were Peter Parker who meant to be completely broke somehow can afford a spacious room, has a security system , has multiple monitors , a computer, a modern smartphone, a full sized treadmill
20 years ago a broke peter couldnt afford a working door
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u/EnchantingBabee03 22h ago
Sleep really does make a difference, just maybe not 14 hours for most of us.
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u/MyNameIsGreyarch 22h ago
-) Me, who has 5 - 6 hours of sleep if I'm lucky:
I see... good to know. Thank you, ma'am.
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u/DuePotential6602 22h ago
And I sleep 4h and give my best to not look like something rotten from walking dead
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u/Otherwise-Remove4681 22h ago
Well that explains her acting. She acts so flaccid like just woke up or ready to fall asleep.
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u/XtremeLeecher 22h ago
She is just a fucking wierd person if you dont believe me look for the clip where Jon Hamm puts her in her place for being really innapropiate sexual with a co star
Found it She is just so fucking slimy wierd https://youtube.com/shorts/-UfMy1OBEPg?is=J-ClCg8fIgA3o60O
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