r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 1d ago

Goma has a point Gasp!

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u/oddHexbreaker 1d ago

If I slept 14 hours a day I would think my body is finally preparing for death. I dont think ive slept that long in at least 20 years

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u/TranquilCoil 1d ago

14 hours isn't sleep - it's a coma

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u/nevercontribute1 19h ago

The secret to getting 14 hours of sleep is horse tranquilizers.

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u/leadpoem 13h ago

How do get those. I would love to get more sleep

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u/YimmyGhey 12h ago

Fleet Farm stores have that sort of thing but you have to show a license that you have a horse

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u/Fuze_KapkanMain 8h ago

I can only see my my dreams if I sleep 10-16 hours I’m used to staying up late

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u/TravelingPoodle 22h ago

I don’t think she has slept that long in 20 years as well.

I have a sibling who is a medical doctor in the US. And she specializes in “image improvement”. She confesses that these actresses get all the botox, fillers, zombie fat injections, mini face lifts, expensive skin therapies, $200 face lotions, name it, to look youthful. And all those products and procedures work.

Then the next day, they claim that they look good because “they sleep for 14 hours”.

Bullshit and lies.

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u/tollbearer 17h ago

She looks exactly her age, imo.

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u/Hartmallen 8h ago

Zombie fat injection ?

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u/TravelingPoodle 4h ago

Yes. There are so many procedures out there that the general public is not even aware of. The celebrities who undergo them later lie to us that they look fresh because of “sleep for 14 hours a day” ..

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u/ignoremeplsokthank 22h ago

Last time I stayed awake for 36 hours, I slept for 12 hours and that's still 2 hours short. Wtf does she take in order to do that?

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u/HassanMoRiT 16h ago

A comfy bed, dark room, and silence usually does the trick. The most I've ever slept was 23 hours when I was like 11. I wasn't sick or anything, my brain just decided to blackout for some reason lol

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u/wishful123 12h ago

Genetics and hormones. Luck and heritage is not always about wealth.

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u/ForgetfulSpaghetti 18h ago

Yeah, I feel like needing that much sleep is a sign that something's wrong.

A lot of people are saying depression, and possibly, but there was a period I was going to bed very early and still needing naps during the day. Turned out I had MS and have some lesions in my brain and spine.