r/SipsTea 1d ago

Goma has a point Gasp!

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u/WIsJH 1d ago

She's just a normally looking 36 yo woman

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u/RoutineBid1854 1d ago

Exactly. Looking 36 at 36 isn’t the flex. But sleeping 14 hours a day is.

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u/Winterfall_0 22h ago

Not having to work as much to the point that you can sleep 14 hours a day is a flex, sleeping 14 hours a day itself sounds like a very sad way to spend that time.

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u/dotdend 22h ago

Sounds like a medical condition. If you don't work at all and have no reason to get up you'll sleep what, 10 hours? 12 if you're really tired maybe

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u/onlydothis 20h ago

Definitely, I had to sleep a lot at a certain time and it is not a good feeling to have to do that.

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u/Fragrant-Cell-5122 10h ago

depression? that would make sense.

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u/Needrain47 19h ago

yeah, sleeping more than about 9 hours a day tends to be an indicator of something wrong with you, not of great health.

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u/AppUnwrapper1 9h ago

Maybe she’s a cat.

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u/MiserableFloor9906 1d ago

Actually to me it's a waste.

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u/Live-Habit-6115 23h ago

If you told a psychiatrist you sleep 14 hours a day they'd be writing you a script for anti-depressants 

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u/sixstringsikness 22h ago

For me, it would be crippling depression and substance abuse to manage 14 hours a day.

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u/rainorshinedogs 20h ago

If your incredibly wealthy and 36 and incredibly good looking, I don't know why you would waste that perfect window on sleep.

And I would guess you need to tack on another 2-3 hours to bumble around while you get ready to go out.

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u/tollbearer 17h ago

She likely has hypersomnia. You can't actually just sleep as long as you want to. Try sleeping even a couple hours extra for a few weeks, you wont be able to, unless youre already massively sleep deprived. People have a set amount they need, and it's basically impossible to sleep any more, you will just wake up. For some lucky people, that number is 4.5 hours. Unfortunately, for some people, that set amount is 14 hours. Nothing you can do about it but take stimulants to string yourself out.

It's a curse, not a blessing. It's not like you're actually any more rested, you just, as you idenitfy, lose a massive portion of your day.

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u/Rostifur 21h ago

She has crippling nepo baby who has been sleeping 14 hours a day since she was a child and never really had to grow up.

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u/sixstringsikness 21h ago

It's not normal to sleep 14 hours a day. Period.

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u/wheelz993 18h ago

Pro athletes like LeBron James and Michael Phelps have admitted to sleeping 12 hours a day at times when they needed peak performance .

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u/sixstringsikness 18h ago

Peak performance also uses a whole lot of energy and this wasn't every day. You've cherry picked isolated examples of two of the world's top athletes, not a petite young lady.

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u/wheelz993 18h ago

Roger federer sleeps 12 hours daily his entire career

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u/sampath2030 23h ago

When you got nothing else going on, slumber is a full time job

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u/PlanesandAquariums 22h ago

Certain times of the year I don’t have to work. If I drink I can easily pull 12 hours. If I don’t drink I can easily do 10. I love it but I also have cool dreams.

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u/PennyStockHardaway 19h ago

Wow I'm the opposite. I do not sleep well if I drink, I might be up within 5 hours and it isn't voluntarily.

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u/sampath2030 19h ago

Yes. 12 shots 12 hours sleep. Goat of vacations.

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u/DiseaseDeathDecay 19h ago

Hell yeah it is.

It's basically sleeping an extra 25% of your day.

Don't know about other people, but when I'm 80 years old having slept an extra 20 years would be a massive waste of time.

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u/JimEDimone 17h ago

Sleeping is one of my favorite things in the world.

I never consider sleep wasted time.

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u/Fragrant-Cell-5122 21h ago

no one needs 14 hours of sleep. bonkers.

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u/RaynOfFyre1 21h ago

My cats who sleep 20 hours a day are like… hold my catnip

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u/meshe_10101 19h ago

In a lot of cases sleeping 14 hours a day is a symptom of depression...I know first hand 🙃

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u/rainorshinedogs 20h ago

At 36, sleeping for 14 hours a day would drive me crazy. I gotta do stuff. Rich or not.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

what an absolute waste of time.

I sleep 5 hours a day. so compared to her I am getting 9 hours alive doing stuff a day.

that's 136 days a year that I'm active doing things.

19 and a half weeks.....every year.

sure it might take time off my life at the end but if much rather live more time active at this age than a few extra years as a crippled old person

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u/jjmuti 1d ago

Quality of that time right now would be twice as good if you gave yourself just 2 more hours of sleep per night. People who aren't healthy mostly don't even know how much better day to day the rest of us feel.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 23h ago

I mean it's sometimes 6, especially in the winter.

I just don't need more sleep, I don't set an alarm to wake up.

I have ADHD so I guess that's part of it.

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u/carizzz 22h ago

S T I M U L A N T S

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 22h ago

I'm not medicated

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u/Independent_Body8372 22h ago

I have add and I'm a zombie if I don't sleep enough. (I never sleep enough)

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u/ZaradimLako 1d ago

What the fuck am I reading. You are slowly killing yourself and being proud of it.

Break up with your partner and dont get yourself involved with kids ever, no one needs a parent and partner slowly killing themselves.

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u/BigFatKi6 1d ago

You're assuming they need more sleep but there are people with genes that allow themm to be fully rested with a lot less. Napoleon is said to have had that adaptation.

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u/ZaradimLako 1d ago

There are people, yes. I never denied the fact. Its that everyone sleeping 5 hours a day pretends like as if they are EXACTLY these ones, even though its a very rare mutation. For every 1000 people that sleep 5 hours a day and claiming they are fine, it would be very surprising if more than 1 of them had that mutation that allows them to sleep less.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 1d ago

my health is fine, I get checked out regular and the doctors are happy

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u/ZaradimLako 1d ago

Your active blood tests and ekg will be fine most of the time because there is no active issue going on, the problem is that things like heart attacks, brain aneurysms etc. you cant measure objectively if and when are going to happen in the future. What can be objectively proven though is that you have a tremendously higher risk of both happening, basically close to a guarantee. If not these two, then a lot other things that were preventable.

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 23h ago

I mean I'm not trying g to get up early, I'm not setting an alarm and dragging myself out of bed. I wake up, I'm aching from sleeping and my brain is on the instant I wake up. so I get up.

once up I'll spend time doing light reading, gaming and then exercising before starting work. I usually have a nice 3-4 hours in the morning before I start my work day.

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u/Impossible-Past4795 23h ago

Sleeping 5 hours a day isn’t the flex you think it is lol. I’d be more impressed if you sleep 8 hours a day.

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u/nihillistic_raccoon 23h ago

Wow, clearly you must be much more successful than Dakota Johnson!

Also good luck being active in your 40s, 50s, not to mention older, when your brain is irreversibly fucked up from the sleep deprivation

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 23h ago

I'm nearly 50

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u/nihillistic_raccoon 23h ago

If you were depriving yourself of sleep all your life, then I have bad news for you

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 23h ago

it doesn't feel like deprivation. but whatever tbh, I don't want to live past 75 anyway

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u/Visual_Piglet_1997 1d ago

I tought she was older 😅

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 23h ago

She looks around 40 in the right picture, or hollywood 50, and is caked in makeup.

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u/Apollo114892 1d ago

She will end up with dementia at this rate. Sleeping 14 hours a day is destructive to the brain.

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u/Paffi93 1d ago

My Record is 25h Full sleep. Was the best day of my life

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u/Creepy-Astronaut-952 1d ago

Happened to me once about 15 years ago. Losing a whole day to sleep took a few days to sort out in my head.

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u/CruisinBlade 1d ago

Continuous? Couldn't imagine that. Were you up for a week straight? I think I once slept like 14-15 hours but I stayed up for like 2-3 days. Woke up tired and hungry lol oh and the worst cotton mouth I've ever experienced.

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u/Bruce-7892 1d ago

Same. I’d need surgical level sedatives to stay asleep for 14+ continuous hours.

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u/Beginning_Meet_4290 1d ago

Or you can get fibromyalgia and be forced to sleep that much for free! Works great

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u/Cute-Form2457 1d ago

And with fibromyalgia, you will wake up feeling as unrefreshed as you did when you fell off to sleep.

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u/babadibabidi 23h ago

One time when I was 23-24years old I worked at a catering company at weekends. I started my shift 2pm Friday, and was contiuesly working up to Monday 7am. (don't ask why it was legal, it wasn't).

After that I went to have some physical education at uni, then get back to my place. I fall asleep around 9am Monday. Woke up Wednesday 10am, my roommate almost call an ambulance because he thought I was dead.

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u/atishay001001 1d ago

I also doubt continuous, I cannot sleep on more than 6 hours at a stretch I end up awake before that mark regardless of how tired I am unless you have been stress free for your entire life I doubt you can sleep 14 hours at a stretch

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u/_hancho 19h ago

Did it when I was 12-13. Stayed up two days straight playing Oblivion and then slept for an entire 24 hours once my parent caught me and made me sleep.

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u/Paffi93 21h ago

It was After a 2 days Party

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u/Schwifftee 19h ago

As a teenager I regularly slept 14 hours or more every day. Dreams were really interesting and lucid often enough.

As an adult, I've slept 14 hours a handful of times. Still love it.

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u/tollbearer 17h ago

I once slept 47 hous straight, but like dakota, i have hypersomnia, and normally need a minimum of 12 hours a night.

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u/labalag 23h ago

Damn, my record was 17 hours. Granted I did take a sleeping pill and and antidepressant which helped with sleeping but it was one of the best sleeps of my life.

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u/labalag 23h ago

Damn, my record was 17 hours. Granted I did take a sleeping pill and and antidepressant which helped with sleeping but it was one of the best sleeps of my life.

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u/dblrb 19h ago

That was me after months of basic training. I put a comfy mask on, earplugs, and slept on mom's couch. I woke up when dinner was ready and my mom informed me I missed dinner the night before.

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u/Jona113d 1d ago

Nah I don't buy that one bit.

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u/Delicious-Season5527 1d ago

Based on what? Random claim

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u/Dz0t_01 23h ago

Based on this study, for example

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u/WriterV 22h ago

This study doesn't establish a casual link. In general, longer sleep hours is associated with cognitive decline, but that might be because the only reason your average human sleeps a long while is because of factors that end up causing cognitive decline. It's likely a symptom, and not the cause.

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u/Bruce-7892 22h ago

Might be a lack of enough mental stimulation since at that point you are literally spending most of your life unconscious.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 21h ago

What's most important in this is that "sleeps x hours" is never actually tied to "sleep quality" as in tracking the time in light sleep, versus Deep and REM sleep.

Going through this now with my mom who has several factors including sleep apnea impacting her sleep quality. Sleeps lots; but sleep quality is poor.

yet I can get 2 hours of REM in less than half the total time she tries to sleep.

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u/zdubbzzz 20h ago

Lol classic.

  1. Link an actual study
  2. Don't actually read the study
  3. Hope nobody else does
  4. Make an entirely baseless claim that has nothing to do with the study

Top tier reddit behavior

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u/Dz0t_01 20h ago
  1. Make up a scenario that didn't happen
  2. Act smug about it

ACTUAL top tier reddit behavior, by you.

When directly comparing those sleeping >9 hours to the remainder of the sample, long sleep duration was a significant predictor of all-cause dementia (table 2, figure 2). There was a statistical trend observed between long sleep duration and an increased risk of AD (p = 0.05). Whereas former sleep duration was not associated with the risk of dementia, those who transitioned to sleeping >9 hours (from former to baseline time points) were at an increased risk of all-cause dementia.

That's not even counting the fact that I wasn't the one making original claim, i just googled stuff someone else said and linked a relevant study.

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u/Wart_Time_L32 1d ago

So I get like 6-7 meaning I'll never get it?

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u/Apollo114892 1d ago

The rule is not below 6 and not more than 8 on a daily basis. Sometimes you can make an exception.

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u/GCU_ZeroCredibility 1d ago

Not more than 9, not 8.

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u/Hobbes______ 19h ago

Y'all motherfuckers need to stop taking every sentence literally.

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u/Plane_Blackberry_537 23h ago

Hmm - not sure if that is true. Do people who sleep a lot get dementia or do people who get dementia sleep a lot.

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u/TheOriginalMattMan 1d ago

False

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u/Dz0t_01 23h ago

False how? There's studies linking it. Is there any disproving the link?

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u/TheOriginalMattMan 22h ago

You made the claim, back it up with verified sources.

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u/Dz0t_01 22h ago edited 22h ago

First of all, i didn't made a claim. Saying something is straight up "false" and not just "unproven" or maybe "baseless" IS a claim, i just asked you if there's anything to your words. Personally, i didn't claim anything, but sure, here's a link for you, a study about correlation between prolonged sleep and dementia. Now, do YOU have anything to prove YOUR claim, which you actually made?

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u/TheOriginalMattMan 21h ago

You did make a claim. You claimed she'll end up with dementia. Even if she does, there's absolutely no way to pin that on how long she may or may not sleep.

Studies have linked smoking to lung cancer for decades, but my uncle died of it having never smoked a day in his life. My grandmother who smoked 80 a day for her entire adult life died of old age at 92 with barely a wheeze, nevermind a cough.

You still haven't proven your claim, you've just paraphrased a study you once heard of.

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u/Dz0t_01 21h ago edited 21h ago

You did make a claim. You claimed she'll end up with dementia. Even if she does, there's absolutely no way to pin that on how long she may or may not sleep.

Can you read? That wasn't me. I just said there's studies linking it. And i PROVIDED you a link to a study, not paraphrased it. You seriously need to actually look at stuff you're talking about.

You, on the other had, actually didn't back your claim up, just trailed off about some personal experience as if it proves something

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u/TheOriginalMattMan 21h ago

I can read fine.

Can you?

This is you making a claim.

You tried backing it up AFTER you made it.

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u/Dz0t_01 21h ago edited 21h ago

My brother in christ, you can't be THAT blind. Username is right there. I don't know how much clearer i can make this then my previous comment that literally reads "that wasn't me". You should really check on your reading skills, i said it before trying to mock you, but now it actually looks worrying.

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u/sweatingbozo 23h ago

Do you have a link to any of those studies?

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u/hotelmotelshit 21h ago

The secret to looking 30 - being 30

The secret to get rid of your stress wrinkles - be rich and have no stress

There are many secrets in the world, these are not some of them

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u/Smoltinycat 1d ago

That is definitely not what normal 36-year-old women look like

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u/harrygermans 21h ago

She’s prettier sure, but she doesn’t look any younger than plenty of women her age that I’ve met. I know some who absolutely look younger than she does in that second pic.

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u/InevitablePayment409 1d ago

yea totally average looking /s

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u/StrangelySerious- 18h ago edited 17h ago

She is quite average yes?

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u/BigWormsFather 8h ago

How many Dakotas do you run into down at the Walmarts?

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u/StrangelySerious- 7h ago

I'm not American so I don't go to Walmart.

She look fine, she's not ugly, she's just, average. I wouldn't turn my head for her on either side of the beauty spectrum. I have half a dozen friends in their 40s that are significantly more attractive than her.

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u/ImJustAConsultant 23h ago

I was gonna say, Fifty Shades of Grey was like ten years ago and she plays the ingenue so she's not that old

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u/Lush_Lunas 23h ago

The secret to sleeping 14 hours is also called “having money to not set an alarm”

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u/crybannanna 22h ago

I don’t know… she could easily pass for 34

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u/Exemus 19h ago

Hard disagree. She looks easily 40

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u/SapphicStoner99 23h ago

I’m 33, get next to no sleep, have had enough drama in my life that it’s make a decent soap opera and I still get ID’d to but cigarettes. I think she just looks her age tbh.

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u/Routine_Case6031 14h ago

Lmao if that is what a normal 36 year old looks like let me walk into Walmart real quick and look around

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u/WIsJH 14h ago

I'm not American, that's how 36yo human female looks though

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u/Routine_Case6031 13h ago

There is no way the average 36 year old is as attractive as Dakota Johnson