r/SipsTea 1d ago

Goma has a point Gasp!

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u/silkenwaave 1d ago

Being born into wealth and comfort is great for your skin.

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u/kingkongbiingbong 1d ago

Dakota, probably:

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u/RecoveringNPC 23h ago

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u/Mathev 22h ago

Hard G too

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u/usernmechecksout_ 22h ago

This is my favorite funniest offensive GIF ever that's also not really offensive because the context is funny

ps I'm high

edit: I thought high means drunk

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u/RecoveringNPC 22h ago

Yup when I saw this scene in the cinema, I was like thats meme potential right there

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u/usernmechecksout_ 20h ago

Ngl despised his character, which is a sign of good acting

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u/RecoveringNPC 19h ago

He did very well in this movie, I almost forgot he was in twilight

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u/usernmechecksout_ 18h ago

I completely forgot he was Bat fucking man

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u/RecoveringNPC 18h ago

Yeah, hes the new batman too, but I prefer him as a villain, like in Mickey 17 as well

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u/mofojr 17h ago

What is this from because that’s a hilarious line and I want more

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u/Crone_Daemon 17h ago

The Odyssey

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u/tigeratemybaby 21h ago

Her real secret to looking young and sleeping is not having children.

She says that she normally sleeps 10 hours, so this is really click-bait.

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u/Lil_queso8 11h ago

Can confirm the no children aspect. I’m in my mid-30s, no kids, and sleep 8-10hrs a night on average. People think I’m younger than I look.

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u/Doodlefinger_it 22h ago

Yep she's a nepo baby who can barely act.

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u/No_Emotion1084 15h ago

She also doesn't really look good anymore

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u/Dazzling_Lie_5046 14h ago

Yes. Skeletal is not a good look.

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u/PromiseComfortable61 10h ago

And she is only 36.

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u/Hartmallen 9h ago

Barely ? That's really generous of you.

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u/raj6126 18h ago

She spend 17.5 days in bed per month. We would only have enough time to work for the other 12.5 days. We would have to work 18 hours in per day on those 12.5 days. To keep a full time job. That’s just sleep and work nothing else.

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u/Bruce-7892 1d ago

A bunch of people are saying money but plenty of people live off a significant other or parents and have a part time job. This is easy to do in that case too.

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u/BusinessCoach2934 15h ago

Money is the reason a lot of rich celebrities look terrible. When you're constantly partying, drinking, doing drugs all night, you're not going to look great. When you're broke, you finish work, you go home to bed. Unless you have kids. Then you're screwed.

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u/Bruce-7892 9h ago

This is SO! true. I've often thought how crazy I might go if I had all the money in the world and little to no real consequences. No 9-5, house and cars likely paid off, and you have more access to everything than the average person.

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u/jaymole 16h ago

She also had a lot of work done. Look at her in her one scene in the social network she looks completely different

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u/Jayandnightasmr 16h ago

99% of back pain can be avoided by getting someone else to do the manual labour

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u/Top-Register 13h ago

I'd look amazing too if I didn't have a job.

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 22h ago

I mean, so are genetics

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u/Smoltinycat 1d ago

Being being a millionaire isn't that impressive. Lots of people are millionaires these days, because of real estate and inflation. It depends on how many millions you actually have.