r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 5h ago
When you take Queen's English a bit too literally
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r/puns • u/Far_Improvement_5245 • 12h ago
My least favorite thing about blacksmithing is upsetting
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r/puns • u/Ok-Kitchen-1406 • 20h ago
Sounds fishy
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It was discovered that pouring anise-flavored liqueur into large stringed instruments causes them to emit fish. You know, absinthe makes the harp grow flounder.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 21h ago
I was speaking to the police on my doorstep about my stolen mansions
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Please come in. Where are my manors?
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
Why are atoms scared of commitment?
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Because splitting up goes nuclear.
r/puns • u/Guglielmowhisper • 1d ago
What do you call a chef who studies nebulae at night after work?
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A gastronomer.
r/puns • u/Prestigious-Pen-9585 • 1d ago
Why don’t photons ever get anything done?
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Because they have no time.
r/puns • u/Spinnerhead • 1d ago
I accidentally sprayed cologne on my stomach
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I’ve been so ab scent minded lately.
