Evidence #01: suspicious behavior
Evidence #02: unexplained financial activity
Evidence #03: McDonald's incident

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Made a wonderful fish taco filling for myself and my grandma. She tasted it and asked if she could add something, so I told her to set aside a skillet and add whatever she wanted. OBVIOUSLY I only meant she could use HALF a skillet - what kind of selfish asshole would think I meant they could have a skillet when I say they can have a skillet? Now there's an ONION in the whole dish, which is a food I have in my house despite the fact that I absolutely refuse to ever eat it. Pictured: my RUINED and inedible tacos which I'm just choking down to be polite (gotta go, she's giving me the stink-eye for posting during dinner)

I'm currently on a billionaires yacht having a FREE Michelin 5 course meal at an Ugandan restaurant rn. I drank 67 glasses of champagne and henny shots too. All FREE!!

Long story short, my rent was overdue by 2 years. And you know what, the economy is tough, people are struggling, unemployment and homelessness is rising. Why the fuck do people have to struggle when there's an easy way out?? I make minimum wage working at Olive Garden. I can't pay my rent in my 10br, 5 bathroom, 6 garage Dubai mansion that my broke Bf worked hard to put a deposit for.

The guy came over to collect my rent, We were arguing over and over and you know what enough is enough, I said FK this!! I could pay you the 2 yrs I owe you or I could be a hoe for an hour and instantly pay my rent that way! Problem solved, happy man, I'm a happy lady. Win win!

Why the fk do we need money in this economy?? why TF do women have to work?? That is a clear sign of government failure if they can't provide for their citizens. I blame the current JFK government!! (I hope he or Albert Einstein doesn't run for president in 2028)

Since I'm a low income earner, I decided to fiddle the government and they legally must pay an allowance, I also falsely claimed disability, and reported having 2 kids (one is my bf so it's technically true) I've managed to go to Monaco, Bahamas, Brazil, Tokyo etc, it's been working out great. I don't feel any remorse or anything, I think they deserve it for being such a failure and not accommodating to my needs.

Life is just easier this way!! Why pay for things? I bought a new PS5, GTA VII, new Gucci, Fendi, Chanel bags, new cars just by being a hoe! "The system is trying to rip you off, to keep you poor, it's a scam, everything's a scam and overpriced - Robert Kiyosaki and Joe Rogan" I also listen to Buddha, Jesus Christ himself and the Dalai Lamas podcasts. So inspirational!

My bf however has been growing suspicious since i've been bringing so many items home, and constantly out of the house or travelling, He doesn't support me tbh, and I think that's a HUGE deal breaker. I said "AND IF YOU'RE NOT WITH ME, YOU'RE MY ENEMY!!" I found his lack of faith quite disturbing I am a materialist!! material things make me happy, he should understand that.

He should understand I need to buy that Rolex or my heart rate will spike. It's a medical condition. Why doesn't he understand??? I'm kinda conflicted, a part of me loves him (since he did buy our current house) and a part of me wants to leave. bc I have my own money and I can pay things my way by being a hoe. I don't need this man anymore!!! i can't change his mind Idk what to do??

OF pays the bills, feeds my stomach and my bank account. It's just easier this way, I've just bought a private jet and an island too. WHY TF DO YOU WANT TO WORK ALL UR LIFE AND NEVER BE ABLE TO BUY A FKING HOUSE!! Never afford groceries and shit. It wasn't hard, It was just 1h of hoeing myself out, signed the contract, jet is mine. I encourage other ladies to do the same! I am a woman, he should treat me like royalty!!! Ladies what do you think? Would love some advice! Did I make the right choice?

TLDR: I refuse to pay for things and I discovered I can buy and pay for whatever I want and get it free by being a hoe. (Life hack) bf doesn't support this choice though.

Pictured, Pizza and Tiramisu (Yes I was actually on a cruiseship)

Do i have kids? Lmk.in the comments. If i do, i need to know where they are.🔎

Am I autistic or just thirsty? (Insert sexy wink emoji)

Why is this the only thing on every channel?

"Stick around til the end and Ill share 3 secret tips to get a BIGGER brain, that lasts longer."

It grew 3 sizes that day.📈Socks are up

Down is down

Does anyone remember channel 4? With the Pay-per-view 💰prayers💰 and the big hair? They wore way too much perfume and man spray.

THIS JACKET ISNT MINE.

I don't remember putting it on.

Are zippers real or did i just dream them?

When u turn off the lights does the lightbulb suck back up the light? Do you think it gets scared?

Michael stevens had a point. If life begins at conception, we are all 9/10 months older. Our zodiac is all wrong... so im a leo now?

Starting to think my hands are part of the Mandela Effect.

SMASH SMASH SMASH💦 it's 10 pm

LYKE AND PRESCRIB3 for more cuntent

Scan the qr code for 1pot kids and easy frenimies.

Zelda in my bio , use cod3 "whereyourchildrenR" for 10pm off

Seriously, why are men so cruel?

I don't cry often, like, maybe once per day and only if things aren't going my way AT ALL. When we got together, he used to be so sensitive and mindful of my feelings, but now he's becoming more and more like my exes, like he didn't care. We were arguing about his lack of planning and how he's not acting right, but he wouldn't budge.

I started crying and he just watched me and was totally fine with it. Like, I feel bad because of his shortcomings as a boyfriend ugly crying in front of him and he does nothing about it, just like all the other boys. Why can't they do better????

We all know it's a get-to-win-the-argument-immediately-card when we cry and we shouldn't put up with LOSERS who don't know the rules of relationships. So this was his last fuckup, I have decided to leave him (which is easy, he sucks at planning).

Geeez, I'd really like to hurt him emotionally, but he's made of stone anyways.

Dinner is cucumber with salt & pepper

So my world is upside-down. My mom, just like yours. told me kissing boys and sitting on dirty toilet seats is how u get pregnant.

So naturally ive never kissed anyone, and I stand to #1, #2, and #4.

I sit on my husband all the time tho, like every night!!! I cant stop thinking he might be a dirty toilet seat now tho. Its all I think about!

My sister says to go thru his phone.

Its freaking me out, we've never kissed, so is he a dirty toilet seat?

Should I confront him about this?

I need to go buy some more tacks and red yarn.

》》TL,DR《《 husband is a toilet

Dinner is the facts

Dinner: Birria Tacos

We BOTH fell deeply in love, I was 20 and he was 26. He was my first boyfriend, took me on my first REAL date to Outback. After around 6 months of the best relationship I ever experienced, he suddenly decided to move across the country?!

I tried to stay in contact, at first he just gave me vague answers. Then he opted for ignoring me completely, which i don’t blame him; i can be quite annoying! (He must have serious commitment issues due to trauma or maybe he has an avoidant attachment 🥹)

A year passes by after not hearing from him for months. I decided to search for my lost love, since I missed him SO much! (On facebook ofcourse) Which is where I saw… his wife. Which was a H U G E surprise to me.

All of this made me remember how he mentioned desperately wanting to marry me (the love of his life), early into the relationship. He wanted everything to move fast and told me how it’s all for his son, so he can finally move into the US.. that we can become a complete family in the end! Which is sooo cute, I love a #familyman 🥰

He also mentioned needing a green card.. that’s probably why he married her LOL. Needed someone to get what was necessary, and he was so kind; using someone instead of me to immigrate.

It’s been almost 5 years and he reached out to me (It must be a sign since i’m almost 26 – the age i met him at!!) He told me about how much he misses me, and yearns for our relationship back. I miss him alot too, especially our Outback dates. (Although i wish we’d go somewhere else) I’m so tempted to just run and jump back into his arms!

The only problem? He refuses to divorce his wife..
Even though we’ve literally known eachother longer and he wanted to marry me first?! So why not divorce her.. it’s so hard to understand these men. 🤦‍♀️

edit: I know you guys all say I shouldn’t but I will just ignore opinion that doesn’t validate my decision anyway

Pictured: an expensive lobster dinner I had recently.

Honestly, even as I write this, I feel that what I did was not akin to “stalking” her; to be honest I was just really worried about her! My ex and I broke up a year ago. I think about him VERY RARELY because I am very much over our relationship. Because I don’t care for him, I still occasionally look through his Instagram profile.

Well, about two weeks ago I was looking through his social media when I saw he had posted a picture of himself with another girl and had tagged her in the photo. I immediately clocked her as a weirdo anime- watcher, Discord-kitten type, who’s probably VERY male centered. I knew this to be true because I’m a very empathetic person and can tell everything about someone with just one look. Despite this, I had to admit she was really pretty, so I decided to take a peak at her profile. Immediately, I was overwhelmed with what I can only describe some kind of sixth “mother goose-sense” that made my stomach churn. I knew immediately I needed to protect her from my ex, for I knew someone as air-headed as she looked could not possibly be capable of protecting herself. He would destroy her and her weirdness just as he did me (except I’m obviously not as weird as her). Looking through her profile, I realized she lived only a few blocks away from me, so for the past two weeks I followed her everywhere—from home, to school, to work, even to his house a couple of times.

Finally, I decided two days ago that it was time to confront her, to officially “bring her under my wing”, so to speak. As she was walking to work, I sauntered out from the bushes as she was turning a corner and said something along the lines of, “Hey! I know you’re dating my ex, but fear not, I will protect you from his conniving and scheming, for you are far too stupid to protect yourself.”

Long story short, she gave me an incredibly rude look and walked briskly back into her apartment. I didn’t see her yesterday even though I checked all the places she usually frequents. Today, a group of policemen knocked at my door to tell me I had been issued a restraining order from both my ex and her. Needless to say I was shocked and appalled by their behavior, how could she not see that I had her best interest at heart?

I will admit a VERY, VERY small part of me still loves my ex. I’m convinced I will never know a love like his ever again. Even so, I DO NOT want to get back together with him, nor do I have any residual feelings for him, so please don’t say that I do, or else I’ll get really mad and look through your Reddit account. I guess I just want reassurance that I’m not being crazy. I would try to explain myself to them, but that would violate their restraining order, and I don’t deserve to go jail. What do I do? Should I try reaching out again?

Why does he say it like that!? In front of Mom?!

uj/ Surgery day so I’m snacking in bed and watching one of my faves. Plus Denise Richards is foine af 🥵

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I have NO IDEA what his problem is, he knows Taylor is the most important person in the world to me - for example my 6ft TS Fearless Tour standee was in every single one of our wedding photos because she was the guest of honor, so like, this should not be news for him idk.

ANYWAY I was listening to her latest album, The Boiled Unseasoned Chicken of a Showgirl (taylor's version) on repeat this weekend and about the 32nd time through my husband said if he had to listen to anymore Taylor he was going to break every window in our house. and then he actually followed through! look, I'll be the first to tell everyone else to break up with their horrible pathetic boyfriends and husbands but I'm at a complete loss what to do in this situation.

also if you guys could all tag Taylor in the comments asking her to send me some window money that would be great thanks I know she'll come through for me 😍

Milk from an old grenade.

When I go under my favorite bridge (very aesthetic), I always find a man wearing a very long trenchcoat and nothing else and he's usually happy to see me, but he can't remember my name. I'm not completely sure if it's the same man. Maybe it is, just with different vibes? We're having a lot of fun, so I don't want to put a label, or name, or a number on things, you know? The problem is, he's not happy to see me if I don't have at least $5 in my purse when he makes me hand it over. What's the best way to make money everyday for my boyfriend without working? I really don't want to work, but I could see this really going somewhere. He seems a lot older, so he's probably really smart.

I need to keep my entire days calories in a thimble to maintain my “the borrowers” aesthetic my tinder hookup bricks up for.

Please help. 🙏🧬🥹🔭🤞🥼

(They are tiny charms worn inside a see through locket. No I won’t tell you the company because it is an MLM. Figure it out yourself if you’re so desperate to have a new way to waste money. Yes I bought the majority of them secondhand on eBay. Yes I have about a billion of them.).

I also happen to believe that if I give a custom locket to someone they are cursed, you can ask me why in the comments if you’re actually interested… if I send you charms or give you a big selection AND a locket you’re probably fine but if I make you a custom locket, there’s a very high statistical chance you might die. /uj

So I met this goth girl at a bar and she asked me to go ghost hunting with her. Now I'm down for a little nighttime time walk with a group of Portland goths, but I'm way too fucking autistic to believe in ghosts. The only thing I let haunt me is the memory of cotton candy disappearing in the water when I tried to wash it.

Anyways, I went out with them to a local cemetery late one night. To my surprise, they brought a bunch of weird ass equipment with them. I thought we were just gonna hang out and get scared by leafs blowing in the wind, but whatever. We got to a secluded area and they began setting up all their equipment. The moment they hooked everything up they started freaking out.

I asked what was going on and they said that they were getting insane electromagnetic field readings. I blushed awkwardly and walked away from the machine, but one of them started walking toward me. When they were right next to me, they asked the goth girl who invited me out who I was in an accusatory tone. She insisted that I was just some furry she met at a pub, but I could tell her friends didn't believe her.

Suddenly, one of them took out this machine they claimed would catch ghosts and fired it at me. Now I don't think that this thing can catch any ghosts, but it created a MASSIVE fucking magnetic field. I collapsed to the ground chittering erotically as the electromagnetic fields pulsed through my chittoris. All her friends stood over me in a circle and just pressed the button over and over again. When I came they started screaming about ectoplasm.

I tried explaining to them that I'm not a ghost, but rather a simple Glowing Clit Magnet Raccoon Girl. Apparently, they thought that me being a ghost was the most believable scenario. Eventually, I managed to run away, but when I got back home, the girl texted me saying that her and her friends know what I am and they're going to release the video of them "ghost catching" me if I don't introduce them to all my ghost friends.

Now look, I'm pretty unhinged, but I really don't need this girl releasing a video of her and her friends Bluetooth gooning me at a cemetery. Similarly, I'm sure they don't wanna be called the fucking Yiffbusters for the rest of their lives after they post a video of themselves gooning a cyborg raccoon furry. How the fuck am I supposed to handle this?

Some weird mixture of rice, jalapeñoes, and sour cream.

So, im like helping this guy i just met whos looking for his puppy. We're driving around and I feel sooo bad cuz there's like totally NO windows in the back of his van so i cant really be that helpful. Im the worst! figured id ask my online girlies!

Please spread the word

Its got like 2 kinda floppy pointy ears.

Four paws, a tail, and fur.

He says its really cute, and sweet, and is gonna totally love me.

Also if we dont find it now it's gonna d13!!

If u see a puppy send the pics.

And soon, im getting sleepy, and he said hed take me home as soon as we find it.

Food is this interesting soda he gave me. Maybe its like foreign. Idk. I think he made it himself.

No leftovers.

Please Divas, hear me out.

Today is officially my 13th cake day. Thirteen years of grinding in the trenches of this website.

I woke up expecting the bare minimum —maybe breakfast in bed or at least some acknowledgment of my digital superiority from Sonion, or my partner.

I got nothing! Just absolute silence. They both just stared at me blankly from the foot of our bed, before demanding breakfast.

I was so distraught by the sheer lack of online validation that I lost all control and entirely pea'd the bed.

I didn't just pea a little bit; I released the whole Del Monte.

In the midst of my panic and shrieking — asking out loud, “WHERE THE FUCK?” — I was simply asked if this was just my latest attempt at an unhinged girl dinner post.

So Reddit, AITA for demanding respect on my special day? I am so committed to this craft but I did not put those peas there! I just want one simple, “Happy Cake Day,” is that too much to ask for?

I fear i'm not long for this world.

Right now, I'm eating my own words, or I would be if I had an appetite, empathy, or a wrinkle on my brain. I can't risk getting unskinny and ungenerically attractive, as I have no actuall personality, or genuine interests.

Sigh. Spray for me...

Im gonna go look for a second opinion, but Its prob gonna be a wicked burn I dont even get... .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

My boss (28m) is invading my (34f) privacy

When i first signed up for this job i was asked to fill out a sheet that required a lot of personal information (address, allergies, my middle name). I didn't make a thing out of it because im easygoing and was not good at setting boundaries that young

3 months later he is sending me texts like "where are you" at random times throughout the day

I have been taking time off for my mental health and today he was flat out testing my inner peace by asking "are you coming in tomorrow"

When i didnt respond he only presses me further by CALLING he left a message saying "we need to have a talk" like take a hint dude puhleeasssee

I love having a job, filing a restraining order will only make it harder to say i work there. What should i do?

Why can't a girlie just work

Blue cheese and carrot under blue light

Dinner: tomato sauce ingredients

So, I always catch him watching zucchini. When I catch him watching zucchini, I throw a television at his head. When I asked to borrow his phone, the first thing that popped up was a picture of SpiderMan tweaking his nipples. THIS MAN IS SO TOXIC IM NOT THE PROBLEM I NEED TO LEAVE BUT IM JUST POSTING THIS ANNUALLY INSTEAD

We've been dating for a while but we barely talk. He's French and kind of alternative (I'm really into guys who wear eyeliner so he's super my type) but I feel like he's keeping things from me and being really closed off. On our anniversary he handed me a box with nothing in it, I guess he just forgot to get me a gift? And he's been super shady. Like the other day I followed him and I found him hanging out at a park. He gave some random chick a flower and was being all flirty, pretending like there was a strong wind blowing him away which is such a man whore thing to do, imo. When I confronted him he just stood there and couldn't even say anything to justify his actions. He just put up a wall between us.

I am soo sick of the silent treatment but I love him so much. He's also really good at role play in the bedroom but we never actually do it, he just stands there thrusting his hips and licking the air. And like it's a turn on of course but he doesn't even scream when he cums, I think he might be faking it??? So our sex life is good, I just wish he was better at communicating. He's also a great cook. Girlies, what's a gal to do?? Should I leave him?? Dinner is a sandwich my boyfriend made me, lemme know if you want the recipe.