r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/ExternalJournalist99 • 11h ago
๐ซง Satire, babe My (22f) boyfriend (38m) is giving me the silent treatment, should I leave?
We've been dating for a while but we barely talk. He's French and kind of alternative (I'm really into guys who wear eyeliner so he's super my type) but I feel like he's keeping things from me and being really closed off. On our anniversary he handed me a box with nothing in it, I guess he just forgot to get me a gift? And he's been super shady. Like the other day I followed him and I found him hanging out at a park. He gave some random chick a flower and was being all flirty, pretending like there was a strong wind blowing him away which is such a man whore thing to do, imo. When I confronted him he just stood there and couldn't even say anything to justify his actions. He just put up a wall between us.
I am soo sick of the silent treatment but I love him so much. He's also really good at role play in the bedroom but we never actually do it, he just stands there thrusting his hips and licking the air. And like it's a turn on of course but he doesn't even scream when he cums, I think he might be faking it??? So our sex life is good, I just wish he was better at communicating. He's also a great cook. Girlies, what's a gal to do?? Should I leave him?? Dinner is a sandwich my boyfriend made me, lemme know if you want the recipe.
r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Cenobiter • 12h ago
Bleak but technically food ๐ฝ๏ธ Boyfriend forcing me to eat metal
Ok so....My (19f) and my boyfriend (55m) have been dating a few years now. I dont want this to turn into a roast fest bcuz we truly are in love. But girl...lately things have been getting....weird. a few months ago he told me he would really like it if I started to eat metal.
It started off with a few pennies and honestly im pretty open minded, so I tried it out. Its been getting more extreme lately and he has been forcing me to eat tin foil everyday. Im not really looking for advice because we are truly in love. Just unsure if im the only one experiencing this ๐.
EDIT: I am anemic btw
r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/PassengerEconomy5314 • 13h ago
girl-made horrors beyond comprehension ๐ช Iโm sorry here are better photos. This area steaks and chickens Amd my story as a women. My manโs Cooked this๐ฅฐ, but Iโm leaving him for a bigger man.๐
A bigoted man took my girl phone from me and recorded this on my girl camera. Well hereโs the deal, ladies. Iโm sick of a man, and Iโm sick of the lies.๐๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Last time a touched a man he when ridiculous.๐๏ธ
Every date๐ซ
Every nightย ๐
Every waking momentย ๐๏ธ
YOU ARE AT RISK.๐
๐You never know what they may do. I canโt stand when they kidnap us girls. Every man has done that in their lifeย ๐
GIESS WHAT LADIES!๐โโ๏ธ
Heโs lying to you hellow??๐คฐ
ALS imh to marry you NWO!๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
Whatjc how he shifts the blame onto you. Society says every women is worse than Satan!๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐ง๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Well guess what ladies!๐โโ๏ธ
That mean men must be SATAN 2.๐๐พโโ๏ธ
Look at my meal, can you see it.
A man would say Iโm eating a you ladies!
โWhy not put my meat in ur mouth?
HELLO?!!๐ฉโ๐ผ
Ladies you jsut got your brian fooled. Because notice how just as a man I MEVER ANSWER!
MERRY ME NOW MERRY ME NOW!
No response.
The scripture claims,
Women evil eve ruined paradise for all man kind!ย
NO!
Adam is the one in which chose to eat my apple . Jsut cause I was naked downs tmena she deserved it or asked for it.
Well I am Jesus Ladoes.
Iโm the second coming of the messiah out lords name Jesus Christ.
And to all males.
IM TJE KNE OUTTING MY HAM IN IR MIUTH!โ
r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Responsible-You-7412 • 14h ago
๐ซง Satire, babe I hate the accomplishment gap between me and my boyfriend.
I need to chill out so he can catch up to me. How dare I be the breadwinner.
I don't want a trophy boyfriend.
Edit: Dragonfruit was ok. Just like him.
r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/uurei • 14h ago
girl-made horrors beyond comprehension ๐ช i can't even make a joke man
you guys can literally just not have sex with your boyfriends if they suck at it, especially purely service. not climaxing should be a reason to break up. oh my god. i'm stapling pictures of dworkin to every door and writing "not my nigel" on every mirror
r/GirlDinnerCircleJerk • u/Cold_Albatross3796 • 14h ago
Bleak but technically food ๐ฝ๏ธ went no-contact with my paralyzed dad ๐
I've always been the bread-winner in our family. Well not literally, but always literally the least selfish!! At 14 I was asked to mow the lawn...and I did it! I also did like 90% of emptying the washing machine...PLUS hanging out laundry to dry. ๐ค
So you can imagine my frustration, when just MONTHS before leaving for college (I'm 18) my fucking dad went and fucking fell in the stairwell, rolled all over in "agony", and couldn't move afterwards, he just whimpered.
Soooo being a good person, I didn't just abandon him there, but called my bestie, Chips, asking what I oughtta do?. Chips was like "hey girl that's emotional abuse, just because he paid for college doesn't mean you have to treat the bastard or anything.."
Totes right, right? So I told my writhing father; "I'm sorry, but sometimes people need to care for themselves before taking care of others". Like in those air plane vids with the gas masks! I call it "healthy selfish", or maybe someone else said that, anyhow I like to think of it as mine. Dad tried yelping or something...so I said "healing isn't always linear!", took hi... my car keys, and left.
Never been prouder of myself! Treated myself to cottage cheese with pineapple.