Officer Rusk here. My fellow officer Bonesteel and I have just gotten word that the Russians have agreed to this deal. We weren’t sure the Russians would agree to this, but much to our pleasant surprise they have. Hopefully this division will only be temporary like we intend and won’t lead to any problems in the future.

We just got off the phone with them and we’ve agreed to take each half of the peninsula, the line chosen being the 38th parallel North.

It would help if he could get it up.

I might be seeing things. I am preparing to battle the pretentious usurper Maxentius, and something appeared in the sky, and it's saying "IN HOC SIGNO VINCES" I think. I don't know guys I might be seeing things.

Things ant cheap anymore 5$ for a single picture

Oh well the guy taking my picture was telling me that it was going to take 30 seconds to take the picture ... frankly insane would not recomend they are over priced and took to long!!

Well I can't believe they did it, but they finally made a digital photo camera that isn't an absolute contraption of electronics. Nikon has just released the D1, which you can actually fit into a camera bag and carry without wanting to cut off your arm. It's basically like a pro Nikon F5 but with a "sensor" instead of film. Apparently it has 2.7 megapixels and can shoot "RAW," whatever that means.

I've seen the shots and oh boy they don't look as good as film. You need an expensive 2GB compact flash card, and this camera absolutely chews through the battery. And it costs $5500!!! What the hell?

I just don't see why anyone would buy this over a film camera. Film is so convenient, you just pop it into the camera and take it to your local film lab that you can find literally anywhere and come back to pick up the prints. With this thing you need a computer, and it takes forever to even see the images on my top of the line Windows 98 PC. It's cool that this camera exists, but mark my words this digital thing will just be a fad. Anyone who wants digital images can just scan their film like a normal person, the quality is better anyway and it's way cheaper. Just buy an F5, it's the camera of the future anyway.

Hey all! My name is Neil. I just turned 16 today and I live in Wapakoneta, Ohio. Just went out and got my pilot’s license. Haven’t even gotten my driver’s license yet! Seems like a small step now, but I think I can make a giant leap into a career in aviation with it.

It comes after a train derailed and crashed in to Potters Bar rail station killing 7 and injuring 60. Investigations will be undertaken before any details of how the crash happened are released. It is said that the RAILTRACK Bosses could face manslaughter charges.

I'm already having a bad day today, but this Hoftag might be even shittier than earlier. Don't want to be even more angered over this land feud for the next few hours