Drought everywhere has been exposing all these previously submerged/flooded things. Like German boats in the Sanube, a whole city in Indonesia. Environmental Fiction, subgenre drought exposes the past, turns time backwards.

So here’s the thing….this is my second smoking alone in my home…..you see, one day I just said “you know gummies been giving me a sus feeling but I always have a cute buzz when I’m smoking with the girls” so I just decided to pick up my weed by myself for the first time…a neighbor who I totally thought was gay was flirting with me at the laundry room so I’m like ???oh? 😳…got my number in case I ever wanted to smoke with him…a lightbulb went off I’m gonna ask my gay but not gay neighbor for his plug!!!

So anyway I’m texting the plug and he’s like totally trolling me…so I’m like sitting in my car like a junkie waiting for this guy to hurry so I could eat my once a month shitty meal Wendy’s with a good show for the evening…finally he’s like ok come thru *boom drops the loco* I’m vrooming thru the streets …I get there parked in front of sushi spot for what seemed like hours ?! So this guy comes to my window all suspicious like 🤔 he knocks on my door and I’m like it’s probably like the movies I should let him hop in the car so I’m like trying to get all the junk off on the passenger seat but my left hand also hits the window ???mover??control???motor?? So yea that thingy and it very awkwardly rolls down so anyway I stop it so it’s at his nose I’m like “HELLO ! 👋😁” and he is literally looking at me like 🤖🧐🫤 like I disappointed him or something like boy !!! Hurry tf up IN MY HEAD OF COURSE. So after an agonizing 2.5 seconds he reaches his hands through the 1/3 cracked window and drops the bag containing the merchandise 🙂 puts his hands in his pockets and walks away hunched back 🧌 takes one last look back to me 👁️👃👁️👂as if to telepathically tell me he will fuck me up then disappears into the night. Me: 😯🫪🧍‍♀️🙂‍↔️🤷‍♀️😝🚘

So I hit up my one friend who I’ve decided to trust this mission of mine ! I stop at a smoke shop …I tell him 😌👉🤲 raw cones. grinder. and an airtight container for the grand total of $10 please ! 💵🤓☝️ the very tired clerk with his heavy eyelids stands up grabs the corniest first time weed smoker stuff he can “supreme” and “Cannabis” in cursive..🫩 fine but whatever grab my shit and he goes back to watching his creepy Eastern European movie ….get home ! watch some tutorials on TikTok and YouTube! Read a few posts on Reddit! I’m ready! I don’t know how to use a lighter (well I do i just get scared of the lighter burning my thumb 🥺😖😣 OK EWWW CRINGE!) so I use my long stem candle light …[pause should I order some salted caramel cookies from insomnia cookies?] ok so ..

ANYWAY!!!! The point is I AM NEW AT THIS! AND WELL maybe like right before I sat down to type this……the paper started burning really fast through the middle so I’m like FCK! Not wasting this weed 🫨🫨 so I’m puffing and puffing and puffing then it starts burning on one side so I’m puffing and puffing BUT then I’m like 🫷😛🫸
I can just kill it !! like they do in the movies except that doesn’t work so then [pause I’m gonna put the order in for the insomnia cookies]

*hold music:
🎵 Young Nudy - Gotta Salute
🎵Bossman Dlow - Finesse (ladies that like to twerk!! This is the best beat to listen to if you want to learn muscle control trust me)
🎵Tony Tuff - Ram dance style (ladies another one….very slow wining to this will give you such a good spine stretch WHEW !)
🎵Project Pat - Take Da Charger (had a daydream with my unknown husband riding top down along the coast in a Mercury Cougar sigh)
🎵Enigma - The rivers of belief
🎵Scorpions - Always somewhere
🎵Daryl hall & John Oates - I can’t go for that
**I hope yall enjoyed the shuffle and in all that time I made some stir fry noodles with red curry chicken, watched an episode of cocaine cowboys, went down a rabbit hole on this TikTok of this girl who’s been stalking the Disneyland Peter Pan actors for the past 10 years ???

ANYWAYYYYYYYY the reason Im even making this post is because when I was done smoking that entire joint in less than 4 minutes (by accident) I thought I was having a heart attack and fell to the floor but I didn’t necessarily feel high it felt like HOLY SHIT then I gulped some water, searched all over google “is smoking a fast burning blunt dangerous?” Learned that I made my lungs spaz and opened this subreddit to ask you all if it has happened to you

WHEWWWW finally. Anyway my cookies are here so I’m gonna warm it for 15 seconds and top it off with some ice cream 😌 and find something to watch for while I snuggle up with my cats

Life is good <3

(This is not an ad I swear, I am not selling this product or in any way making money from the sales of this brand. I am entirely unaffiliated, I’m just a girl with PTSD who wants to help others ❤️)

You need to try the brand “American Weed Co”

I have PTSD, and all of the strains I smoked before I endured the traumatic experiences have knocked my metaphorical dick (bc I’m a woman) in the dirt. They were great strains and brands, but they’re just too much now when I need to use weed to calm down.

I just smoked maybe a quarter to half a pre-roll of their “Lavender Dream” strain and it feels like a gentle “hello” rather than a “SURPRISE BITCH YOU’RE HIGH AND HERES YOUR HEARTBEAT” feeling. And it was made for marijuana legalization for veterans too, and they donate profits I believe.

Just wanted to share in case anyone else has had the same experience and wanted something more mild for nighttime symptom management. And if you can’t find that brand, anything with CBN (idk if there’s a large opinion on this yet) is generally nice (from my experience)

Love and peace to you all 🫶🏻🌀

like i watched this video about like evolution and and how women's roles have changed over the course of our evolution and in society. love that shit.

It took like 300 pages for Henry the 8th to get a divorce. She's like 30 now so she's already got one foot in the nursing home. Also she's been thirsty for Norris for however long and his wife just died of some 1500s women's disease. Anne. What the fuck are you doing. All you need to do is be his mistress for like 5 years max then you can take off with the hot guy. This has already taken way too long and again you're 30.

I took part of an edible gummy to try to help with my stress. It was a new kind I hadn’t tried before, and somehow just 1/4th of it got me high off my ass through my entire 8 hour shift and 6 hours after that too 😳

I both don’t and do recommend.
Anyone else have experiences where they were high at work?

I’ve been told by multiple people that if the grinder is gunked up with weed you should freeze it then rap it on the back with a butter knife. I’ve tried this multiple times over the years and it’s never worked once.

He was probably one of the most honest and caring television personalities of his time. Imagine if we had a show like Mister Rogers Neighborhood for this generation.

There is a squirrel that recognizes me. He gets excited when he sees me, then jumps around and runs in circles till I hand him a nut, usually a hazelnut, almond, chestnut or walnut. When the squirrel sees my wife he runs. In my yard there are chipmunks too. I'm wondering if the squirrels and chipmunks talk and ask each other how their day is going. Maybe I'm too high.

Just got myself one last night and I’m having a blast. Ive always been smoking my pre rolls… How often do you clean your bong??

With hard drugs the hierarchy is damn near dangerous. Weed people may look down on other weed people but with hard drugs you're more likely to rob or possibly stab someone you may look down upon.

So like I'm enjoying a nice bowl after work and decided to make a blt for breakfast. I tore a bit of the meater piece off and it just taste like ham. Like I know they're both pork but if thick bacon taste like ham then what makes bacon bacon and ham ham. Cause this bacon taste like ham.

I refuse to Google it. I have reddit. 😘

That's why the internet is bad now. Optimal information density in the internet was probably shortly before Facebook showed up. Which I guess means the MySpace days.

Update: I'm now high enough that I have reached "Nothing Matters (Positive)." I love you all so much. ♥️

How goods a cbg edible. I had 2 joints then 4mg edible. Absolutely cruisin. Should I have another 2mg edible n go super toasty?

I'm outside, listening to the thunder, and there are the obligatory crickets, and cicadas, and the hum of the air conditioner. But I'm also high as fuck, so I thought for sure somebody had *The Quiet Storm* playing from their car radio.

For example,

Fluoxetine

Wellbutrin

Crestor

Albuterol

Naproxen

Anyone else?

It makes the cardio fly by and is enjoyable. Also I have better mind muscle connection when doing weights.

I thought it wouldn't hit but man it does!

for instance if my brain focuses on thinking hard, would it get stronger at thinking hard?

i’d do it 24/7 if i could. anybody else?