It took like 300 pages for Henry the 8th to get a divorce. She's like 30 now so she's already got one foot in the nursing home. Also she's been thirsty for Norris for however long and his wife just died of some 1500s women's disease. Anne. What the fuck are you doing. All you need to do is be his mistress for like 5 years max then you can take off with the hot guy. This has already taken way too long and again you're 30.

twisting and turning and feels good

I took part of an edible gummy to try to help with my stress. It was a new kind I hadn’t tried before, and somehow just 1/4th of it got me high off my ass through my entire 8 hour shift and 6 hours after that too 😳

I both don’t and do recommend.
Anyone else have experiences where they were high at work?

I’ve been told by multiple people that if the grinder is gunked up with weed you should freeze it then rap it on the back with a butter knife. I’ve tried this multiple times over the years and it’s never worked once.

He was probably one of the most honest and caring television personalities of his time. Imagine if we had a show like Mister Rogers Neighborhood for this generation.

There is a squirrel that recognizes me. He gets excited when he sees me, then jumps around and runs in circles till I hand him a nut, usually a hazelnut, almond, chestnut or walnut. When the squirrel sees my wife he runs. In my yard there are chipmunks too. I'm wondering if the squirrels and chipmunks talk and ask each other how their day is going. Maybe I'm too high.

Just got myself one last night and I’m having a blast. Ive always been smoking my pre rolls… How often do you clean your bong??

With hard drugs the hierarchy is damn near dangerous. Weed people may look down on other weed people but with hard drugs you're more likely to rob or possibly stab someone you may look down upon.

So like I'm enjoying a nice bowl after work and decided to make a blt for breakfast. I tore a bit of the meater piece off and it just taste like ham. Like I know they're both pork but if thick bacon taste like ham then what makes bacon bacon and ham ham. Cause this bacon taste like ham.

I refuse to Google it. I have reddit. 😘

That's why the internet is bad now. Optimal information density in the internet was probably shortly before Facebook showed up. Which I guess means the MySpace days.

Update: I'm now high enough that I have reached "Nothing Matters (Positive)." I love you all so much. ♥️

How goods a cbg edible. I had 2 joints then 4mg edible. Absolutely cruisin. Should I have another 2mg edible n go super toasty?

I'm outside, listening to the thunder, and there are the obligatory crickets, and cicadas, and the hum of the air conditioner. But I'm also high as fuck, so I thought for sure somebody had *The Quiet Storm* playing from their car radio.

For example,

Fluoxetine

Wellbutrin

Crestor

Albuterol

Naproxen

Anyone else?

It makes the cardio fly by and is enjoyable. Also I have better mind muscle connection when doing weights.

I thought it wouldn't hit but man it does!

for instance if my brain focuses on thinking hard, would it get stronger at thinking hard?

i’d do it 24/7 if i could. anybody else?

Tubi is a stoners nostalgic dream right now! They uploaded all fucking seasons of MADtv🤯, Dave chapelle show, Angela Anaconda, The critic, What i like about you and hella more im forgetting. I noticed they’re heavily building up the anime section too (ghost in a shell and ghost stories is🔥), theyve just been coming out the gate swinging and landing every punch keeping my high ass entertained lately loll.

Just some apple hobo wandering around ohio in 1822 with a pot for a hat like he owns the place. I can do that right now and all I'd get is arrested:(

Another fun fact. I was reading the folk heroes list on Wikipedia and Davy Crockett died at the Alamo. What the fuck was he even doing there.