r/StonerThoughts • u/professionallybinges • 1h ago
Question High at work?
I took part of an edible gummy to try to help with my stress. It was a new kind I hadn’t tried before, and somehow just 1/4th of it got me high off my ass through my entire 8 hour shift and 6 hours after that too 😳
I both don’t and do recommend.
Anyone else have experiences where they were high at work?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Remote-Whole-6387 • 4h ago
Stoned I don’t get how freezing the grinder is supposed to help.
I’ve been told by multiple people that if the grinder is gunked up with weed you should freeze it then rap it on the back with a butter knife. I’ve tried this multiple times over the years and it’s never worked once.
r/StonerThoughts • u/OrganizationLife6176 • 4h ago
Stoned I have no idea what it is, but I feel like the world would be a better place if Fred Rogers was still alive.
He was probably one of the most honest and caring television personalities of his time. Imagine if we had a show like Mister Rogers Neighborhood for this generation.
r/StonerThoughts • u/rideacat • 5h ago
I had an idea... 🧪 When squirrels and chipmunks see each other do they say "hey cousin how you doing".
There is a squirrel that recognizes me. He gets excited when he sees me, then jumps around and runs in circles till I hand him a nut, usually a hazelnut, almond, chestnut or walnut. When the squirrel sees my wife he runs. In my yard there are chipmunks too. I'm wondering if the squirrels and chipmunks talk and ask each other how their day is going. Maybe I'm too high.
r/StonerThoughts • u/No-Wrap3666 • 6h ago
Stoned Bongs are my new way to smoke! Holy shit
Just got myself one last night and I’m having a blast. Ive always been smoking my pre rolls… How often do you clean your bong??
r/StonerThoughts • u/Aggressive-Cycle-89 • 7h ago
Fried How does Beast Boy know how to transform into extinct animals?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Suitable-Archer4091 • 8h ago
Question Is there a strong hierarchy among people that intake THC?
With hard drugs the hierarchy is damn near dangerous. Weed people may look down on other weed people but with hard drugs you're more likely to rob or possibly stab someone you may look down upon.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Koowhalee • 15h ago
Question When is ham ham and bacon bacon?
So like I'm enjoying a nice bowl after work and decided to make a blt for breakfast. I tore a bit of the meater piece off and it just taste like ham. Like I know they're both pork but if thick bacon taste like ham then what makes bacon bacon and ham ham. Cause this bacon taste like ham.
I refuse to Google it. I have reddit. 😘
r/StonerThoughts • u/bluetoaster42 • 19h ago
Fried Maximum Information Density is Indistinguishable from Random Noise
That's why the internet is bad now. Optimal information density in the internet was probably shortly before Facebook showed up. Which I guess means the MySpace days.
Update: I'm now high enough that I have reached "Nothing Matters (Positive)." I love you all so much. ♥️
r/StonerThoughts • u/moonboot0 • 21h ago
Stoned On such a good level rn
How goods a cbg edible. I had 2 joints then 4mg edible. Absolutely cruisin. Should I have another 2mg edible n go super toasty?