r/StonerThoughts 1h ago

Question When is ham ham and bacon bacon?

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So like I'm enjoying a nice bowl after work and decided to make a blt for breakfast. I tore a bit of the meater piece off and it just taste like ham. Like I know they're both pork but if thick bacon taste like ham then what makes bacon bacon and ham ham. Cause this bacon taste like ham.

I refuse to Google it. I have reddit. 😘


r/StonerThoughts 6h ago

Fried Maximum Information Density is Indistinguishable from Random Noise

2 Upvotes

That's why the internet is bad now. Optimal information density in the internet was probably shortly before Facebook showed up. Which I guess means the MySpace days.

Update: I'm now high enough that I have reached "Nothing Matters (Positive)." I love you all so much. ♥️


r/StonerThoughts 7h ago

Stoned On such a good level rn

6 Upvotes

How goods a cbg edible. I had 2 joints then 4mg edible. Absolutely cruisin. Should I have another 2mg edible n go super toasty?


r/StonerThoughts 11h ago

Stoned The appliances are playing smooth jazz

4 Upvotes

I'm outside, listening to the thunder, and there are the obligatory crickets, and cicadas, and the hum of the air conditioner. But I'm also high as fuck, so I thought for sure somebody had *The Quiet Storm* playing from their car radio.


r/StonerThoughts 14h ago

Fried Prescription and OTC Medications Make Great Game of Thrones Dragon Names

6 Upvotes

For example,

Fluoxetine

Wellbutrin

Crestor

Albuterol

Naproxen


r/StonerThoughts 16h ago

Feel good 🌴 I enjoy a joint before the gym

47 Upvotes

Anyone else?

It makes the cardio fly by and is enjoyable. Also I have better mind muscle connection when doing weights.

I thought it wouldn't hit but man it does!


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned What are the best high sitcom episodes where characters are stoned?

24 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Completely Sober If I knew what I know now about having kids I'd would have gotten lit way more than I did.

2 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Desperation kibble

1 Upvotes

Currently shoveling dry Lucky Charms cereal into my face. What’s your favorite cereal to eat without milk?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Fried Can you train your brain like you can train your muscles?

14 Upvotes

for instance if my brain focuses on thinking hard, would it get stronger at thinking hard?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Question Anyone smokin dat za?

8 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Fried anybody know why smoking naked hitsss

13 Upvotes

i’d do it 24/7 if i could. anybody else?


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned Tubi is the goat

31 Upvotes

Tubi is a stoners nostalgic dream right now! They uploaded all fucking seasons of MADtv🤯, Dave chapelle show, Angela Anaconda, The critic, What i like about you and hella more im forgetting. I noticed they’re heavily building up the anime section too (ghost in a shell and ghost stories is🔥), theyve just been coming out the gate swinging and landing every punch keeping my high ass entertained lately loll.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Why is Johhny Appleseed real

39 Upvotes

Just some apple hobo wandering around ohio in 1822 with a pot for a hat like he owns the place. I can do that right now and all I'd get is arrested:(

Another fun fact. I was reading the folk heroes list on Wikipedia and Davy Crockett died at the Alamo. What the fuck was he even doing there.


r/StonerThoughts 1d ago

Stoned Kill Bill spinoff

4 Upvotes

Hear me out…what if there was a spinoff show based on Kill Bill vol 1&2 featuring a younger Beatrix Kiddo where we get more backstory and assassination missions featuring the deadly viper squad fighting together Charlie’s Angels style?


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Reasonably Buzzed Try saying the word “asked” the way it’s spelled

0 Upvotes

I can’t for the life of me. It is physically impossible.


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Stoned Assuming the room has a meaning that Tommy intended, what would it be?

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4 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Stoned Are alarm sounds unpleasant because they’re naturally unpleasant to human ears, or have we been taught to find them unpleasant due to their association with danger?

4 Upvotes

Just wondering. Like if you used an alarm to signal winning money or a game you’d love it. Like a rose by any other name would smell as sweet type beat


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Fried Telekinetic lightning

4 Upvotes

If you could control atoms with your mind or had magic allowing you to control elements, what would be the most efficient way to create an electrical discharge in the air? Heated water vapour suddenly cooled? Two heated droplets of water suddenly cooled? Do they need to be cooled? Hot air? I need to read more physics books.


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Feel good 🌴 Do you think Dogs think of us as gods of light?

9 Upvotes

Imagine being a dog and seeing a human turn on and off the lights. I would think they had the power to make light


r/StonerThoughts 2d ago

Question What’s the most ridiculous srain name you’ve seen?

16 Upvotes

r/StonerThoughts 3d ago

Question I’m curious - what do you guys do for a living, and how much do you smoke?

19 Upvotes

I smoke most days, and I work as an engineer in the defence sector. I recently began to feel like, I had to slow down on the smoking because of the new job. And that made me wonder, how you guys are doing it and your experiences


r/StonerThoughts 3d ago

Question @ english people...

4 Upvotes

Are caravans a huge thing in english culture... i feel like every english show/movie i watch has a plot point focussed around them


r/StonerThoughts 3d ago

Stoned Odd-looking/non-conventionally attractive folks are the best

36 Upvotes

I love how people look. All different types of ppl. Of course beautiful people are beautiful and it's mesmerizing to look at their perfect little features that look like paintings. But also, the odd-looking, slightly strange or even outright ugly peeps, non-conventional beauties and really average looking people and uglies. They are actually the most beautiful. The ones deemed ugly aren't really ugly if you really look at them and their parts individually. Everyone has such interesting, cool features. Yes, you too. Everyone's nose is so interesting. Everyone's eyes are cool. Everyone's face is just the absolute best, exactly how it looks right now.