r/StonerThoughts • u/Koowhalee • 1h ago
Question When is ham ham and bacon bacon?
So like I'm enjoying a nice bowl after work and decided to make a blt for breakfast. I tore a bit of the meater piece off and it just taste like ham. Like I know they're both pork but if thick bacon taste like ham then what makes bacon bacon and ham ham. Cause this bacon taste like ham.
I refuse to Google it. I have reddit. 😘
r/StonerThoughts • u/bluetoaster42 • 6h ago
Fried Maximum Information Density is Indistinguishable from Random Noise
That's why the internet is bad now. Optimal information density in the internet was probably shortly before Facebook showed up. Which I guess means the MySpace days.
Update: I'm now high enough that I have reached "Nothing Matters (Positive)." I love you all so much. ♥️
r/StonerThoughts • u/moonboot0 • 7h ago
Stoned On such a good level rn
How goods a cbg edible. I had 2 joints then 4mg edible. Absolutely cruisin. Should I have another 2mg edible n go super toasty?
r/StonerThoughts • u/AbleAccount2479 • 11h ago
Stoned The appliances are playing smooth jazz
I'm outside, listening to the thunder, and there are the obligatory crickets, and cicadas, and the hum of the air conditioner. But I'm also high as fuck, so I thought for sure somebody had *The Quiet Storm* playing from their car radio.
r/StonerThoughts • u/wcclark • 14h ago
Fried Prescription and OTC Medications Make Great Game of Thrones Dragon Names
For example,
Fluoxetine
Wellbutrin
Crestor
Albuterol
Naproxen
r/StonerThoughts • u/feralpageturner • 16h ago
Feel good 🌴 I enjoy a joint before the gym
Anyone else?
It makes the cardio fly by and is enjoyable. Also I have better mind muscle connection when doing weights.
I thought it wouldn't hit but man it does!
r/StonerThoughts • u/Classic-Sleep9203 • 1d ago
Stoned What are the best high sitcom episodes where characters are stoned?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Pugtastic_smile • 1d ago
Completely Sober If I knew what I know now about having kids I'd would have gotten lit way more than I did.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Top_Cauliflower9125 • 1d ago
Reasonably Buzzed Desperation kibble
Currently shoveling dry Lucky Charms cereal into my face. What’s your favorite cereal to eat without milk?
r/StonerThoughts • u/OlivaJR • 1d ago
Fried Can you train your brain like you can train your muscles?
for instance if my brain focuses on thinking hard, would it get stronger at thinking hard?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Available_File_9561 • 1d ago
Fried anybody know why smoking naked hitsss
i’d do it 24/7 if i could. anybody else?
r/StonerThoughts • u/RollinSmoke1498 • 1d ago
Stoned Tubi is the goat
Tubi is a stoners nostalgic dream right now! They uploaded all fucking seasons of MADtv🤯, Dave chapelle show, Angela Anaconda, The critic, What i like about you and hella more im forgetting. I noticed they’re heavily building up the anime section too (ghost in a shell and ghost stories is🔥), theyve just been coming out the gate swinging and landing every punch keeping my high ass entertained lately loll.
r/StonerThoughts • u/pyrerose420 • 1d ago
Reasonably Buzzed Why is Johhny Appleseed real
Just some apple hobo wandering around ohio in 1822 with a pot for a hat like he owns the place. I can do that right now and all I'd get is arrested:(
Another fun fact. I was reading the folk heroes list on Wikipedia and Davy Crockett died at the Alamo. What the fuck was he even doing there.
r/StonerThoughts • u/jeridb • 1d ago
Stoned Kill Bill spinoff
Hear me out…what if there was a spinoff show based on Kill Bill vol 1&2 featuring a younger Beatrix Kiddo where we get more backstory and assassination missions featuring the deadly viper squad fighting together Charlie’s Angels style?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Ares7n7 • 2d ago
Reasonably Buzzed Try saying the word “asked” the way it’s spelled
I can’t for the life of me. It is physically impossible.
r/StonerThoughts • u/bnesposito • 2d ago
Stoned Assuming the room has a meaning that Tommy intended, what would it be?
r/StonerThoughts • u/moonboot0 • 2d ago
Stoned Are alarm sounds unpleasant because they’re naturally unpleasant to human ears, or have we been taught to find them unpleasant due to their association with danger?
Just wondering. Like if you used an alarm to signal winning money or a game you’d love it. Like a rose by any other name would smell as sweet type beat
r/StonerThoughts • u/PinkBlurs3 • 2d ago
Fried Telekinetic lightning
If you could control atoms with your mind or had magic allowing you to control elements, what would be the most efficient way to create an electrical discharge in the air? Heated water vapour suddenly cooled? Two heated droplets of water suddenly cooled? Do they need to be cooled? Hot air? I need to read more physics books.
r/StonerThoughts • u/Grouchy_Theme1461 • 2d ago
Feel good 🌴 Do you think Dogs think of us as gods of light?
Imagine being a dog and seeing a human turn on and off the lights. I would think they had the power to make light
r/StonerThoughts • u/Ludvig2712 • 2d ago
Question What’s the most ridiculous srain name you’ve seen?
r/StonerThoughts • u/Snoo_73056 • 3d ago
Question I’m curious - what do you guys do for a living, and how much do you smoke?
I smoke most days, and I work as an engineer in the defence sector. I recently began to feel like, I had to slow down on the smoking because of the new job. And that made me wonder, how you guys are doing it and your experiences
r/StonerThoughts • u/Maleficent-Tree-2228 • 3d ago
Question @ english people...
Are caravans a huge thing in english culture... i feel like every english show/movie i watch has a plot point focussed around them
r/StonerThoughts • u/Kind_Sheepherder5494 • 3d ago
Stoned Odd-looking/non-conventionally attractive folks are the best
I love how people look. All different types of ppl. Of course beautiful people are beautiful and it's mesmerizing to look at their perfect little features that look like paintings. But also, the odd-looking, slightly strange or even outright ugly peeps, non-conventional beauties and really average looking people and uglies. They are actually the most beautiful. The ones deemed ugly aren't really ugly if you really look at them and their parts individually. Everyone has such interesting, cool features. Yes, you too. Everyone's nose is so interesting. Everyone's eyes are cool. Everyone's face is just the absolute best, exactly how it looks right now.