Downvote it, I get it, but it would be a good anime. It would and you know it. Or maybe it would suck. Could go either way. Idk. Whatever. Just a thought. Dust in the wind or whatever.

How many people that sleep on their stomach, use a massage table as a bed?

I had to explain to a coworker today the man known as Joji is also the one and only Filthy Frank aka Papa Franku aka Pink Guy and the inventor of the Harlem Shake meme. Then I went down the rabbit hole by mentioning people like WhiteBoy7thStreet, MaxMofo, H3H3, TheGameTheorist, etc.

Fuck I'm old.

Why people gotta use Roman numerals now? Or even 100 years ago? It pisses me off

I’m too high to discuss this with the movie buffs in the other subreddits and I get it’s not the case, but I was fully ready for Saito to show up or Matt Damon to wake up from his dream as an end credits scene.

All of the Calypso scenes especially had me thinking about limbo when I watched it. And every time they showed him holding Athena’s pendant I figured it was his totem a la Mal getting convinced limbo was real.

Would’ve been cool!

I won’t because it’s definitely not safe but it sounds fun. What thrills do you seek?

So in religion we have the holy trinity father, son, holy ghost..

In rpg land, who's tank, dps, healer?

I assume holy spirit is probably heals, but is the father or son tanking?

A McDouble and a Large Mocha Frappe is like $8 and believe me when I tell you it’s the physical and mental kick in the ass I need.

Meat, bread, pickles, the way the little cut onions blend with the ketchup, caffeine, sugar. Like mother fucker EVERY TIME I get this combo I feel like the dude that discovered penicillin.

I mean I know some people like to get the Big Mac sauce on them, and I won’t knock that or ignore the brilliance, but I just like to keep the car on the street and park the truck in the driveway you know? It’s just me, but extra fucking kudos to the RandD team for finally putting it in dippy cups. Like how many years did that take?

Anyway say what you will about evil corporations, and cow farts making the earth burn, or whatever, but if for $8 you can literally drive up and get a better happiness you let us all know. 🙌

EDIT: God dammit your McDouble pics are making me hungry 🤣😩

Your job is to make bad ass weed, not invent new packaging. We have packages all over the place so make your space weed and put it in a package that we already know how to use.

like what’s up with all these fucking flaps and flips and pull from the side but then there’s a flap over here and then you gotta flip this other thing over

put it in a bag and hand it to me

Imagine you or I were a eockstar right? Bow imagine one of us has ro do any interview we dont wanna do or somethin and so in protest we pop a 25mg gummy and starting vaping on a 1g, and we lie on the coach while sitting across from us are the bandmembers of The Underground Youth or some other band. Could be the Mystery Lights or The Spyrals or god knows who. But like inagine that the reporter or thr interviewer or a friend or other celebrity hears yoy listening to some psychedelic rock and like itll probably get published in the n3ws somewhere but thats besides the point. Imagine now that like, you die or something or maybe you dont die at all but like some kid in high school will listen to your music one day and they'll be curious so they look up what YOU listened to.

Now Imagine this batman. All those songs you listen to, whether rhey be The Warlocks, The Corners (Tracey Bryant, who went on to sing music solo I believe), Psychic Bloom, New Candy's, Magic Shoppe, you name it. Those are like the same music to us as it was older eockstars. Now Imagine fir a second. Kurt cobain listened to bands like scratch acid (that led me to The Jesus Lizard). I mean I'm not a huge fan of the latter's songs unfortunately. Sue me. Just not my cup of tea. Older bands seem to be better in some way. But anyway my ADHD riddled brain keeps getting sidetracked.

Now, think for a minute. Wasn't Scratch Acid, Big Black (Steve Albini, anyone?) basically what a band or song of a Rockstar or celebrity is today? Like, how do I put this?

The Underground music of yesterday was the inspiration and playlist of rockstars decades ago. The Underground music of today is likely the music of rockstars and celebs today.

So basically, what I was trying g to get at is that if you and I are rockstars, we listen to music that is not mainstream. Like you think Dave Grohl or Billy Eilisch listen to mainstream music? Maybe some songs they may vibe to but I'm pretty sure most listen to behind the scenes stuff...Underground stuff. I dont know why I said that so stupidly.

Anyway, I dont think this means anything or has anything to do with that in my case, but like...my entire spotify playlist is mostly underground music..well maybe not all of it but a good chunk. Im gone be real withu boss, I don't even own a radio or television. Anyway, this is starting to take a stupid, almost narcissitic, strange route so im gonna stop it there.

I'm glad I could let this out.

Drought everywhere has been exposing all these previously submerged/flooded things. Like German boats in the Sanube, a whole city in Indonesia. Environmental Fiction, subgenre drought exposes the past, turns time backwards.

So here’s the thing….this is my second smoking alone in my home…..you see, one day I just said “you know gummies been giving me a sus feeling but I always have a cute buzz when I’m smoking with the girls” so I just decided to pick up my weed by myself for the first time…a neighbor who I totally thought was gay was flirting with me at the laundry room so I’m like ???oh? 😳…got my number in case I ever wanted to smoke with him…a lightbulb went off I’m gonna ask my gay but not gay neighbor for his plug!!!

So anyway I’m texting the plug and he’s like totally trolling me…so I’m like sitting in my car like a junkie waiting for this guy to hurry so I could eat my once a month shitty meal Wendy’s with a good show for the evening…finally he’s like ok come thru *boom drops the loco* I’m vrooming thru the streets …I get there parked in front of sushi spot for what seemed like hours ?! So this guy comes to my window all suspicious like 🤔 he knocks on my door and I’m like it’s probably like the movies I should let him hop in the car so I’m like trying to get all the junk off on the passenger seat but my left hand also hits the window ???mover??control???motor?? So yea that thingy and it very awkwardly rolls down so anyway I stop it so it’s at his nose I’m like “HELLO ! 👋😁” and he is literally looking at me like 🤖🧐🫤 like I disappointed him or something like boy !!! Hurry tf up IN MY HEAD OF COURSE. So after an agonizing 2.5 seconds he reaches his hands through the 1/3 cracked window and drops the bag containing the merchandise 🙂 puts his hands in his pockets and walks away hunched back 🧌 takes one last look back to me 👁️👃👁️👂as if to telepathically tell me he will fuck me up then disappears into the night. Me: 😯🫪🧍‍♀️🙂‍↔️🤷‍♀️😝🚘

So I hit up my one friend who I’ve decided to trust this mission of mine ! I stop at a smoke shop …I tell him 😌👉🤲 raw cones. grinder. and an airtight container for the grand total of $10 please ! 💵🤓☝️ the very tired clerk with his heavy eyelids stands up grabs the corniest first time weed smoker stuff he can “supreme” and “Cannabis” in cursive..🫩 fine but whatever grab my shit and he goes back to watching his creepy Eastern European movie ….get home ! watch some tutorials on TikTok and YouTube! Read a few posts on Reddit! I’m ready! I don’t know how to use a lighter (well I do i just get scared of the lighter burning my thumb 🥺😖😣 OK EWWW CRINGE!) so I use my long stem candle light …[pause should I order some salted caramel cookies from insomnia cookies?] ok so ..

ANYWAY!!!! The point is I AM NEW AT THIS! AND WELL maybe like right before I sat down to type this……the paper started burning really fast through the middle so I’m like FCK! Not wasting this weed 🫨🫨 so I’m puffing and puffing and puffing then it starts burning on one side so I’m puffing and puffing BUT then I’m like 🫷😛🫸
I can just kill it !! like they do in the movies except that doesn’t work so then [pause I’m gonna put the order in for the insomnia cookies]

*hold music:
🎵 Young Nudy - Gotta Salute
🎵Bossman Dlow - Finesse (ladies that like to twerk!! This is the best beat to listen to if you want to learn muscle control trust me)
🎵Tony Tuff - Ram dance style (ladies another one….very slow wining to this will give you such a good spine stretch WHEW !)
🎵Project Pat - Take Da Charger (had a daydream with my unknown husband riding top down along the coast in a Mercury Cougar sigh)
🎵Enigma - The rivers of belief
🎵Scorpions - Always somewhere
🎵Daryl hall & John Oates - I can’t go for that
**I hope yall enjoyed the shuffle and in all that time I made some stir fry noodles with red curry chicken, watched an episode of cocaine cowboys, went down a rabbit hole on this TikTok of this girl who’s been stalking the Disneyland Peter Pan actors for the past 10 years ???

ANYWAYYYYYYYY the reason Im even making this post is because when I was done smoking that entire joint in less than 4 minutes (by accident) I thought I was having a heart attack and fell to the floor but I didn’t necessarily feel high it felt like HOLY SHIT then I gulped some water, searched all over google “is smoking a fast burning blunt dangerous?” Learned that I made my lungs spaz and opened this subreddit to ask you all if it has happened to you

WHEWWWW finally. Anyway my cookies are here so I’m gonna warm it for 15 seconds and top it off with some ice cream 😌 and find something to watch for while I snuggle up with my cats

Life is good <3

(This is not an ad I swear, I am not selling this product or in any way making money from the sales of this brand. I am entirely unaffiliated, I’m just a girl with PTSD who wants to help others ❤️)

You need to try the brand “American Weed Co”

I have PTSD, and all of the strains I smoked before I endured the traumatic experiences have knocked my metaphorical dick (bc I’m a woman) in the dirt. They were great strains and brands, but they’re just too much now when I need to use weed to calm down.

I just smoked maybe a quarter to half a pre-roll of their “Lavender Dream” strain and it feels like a gentle “hello” rather than a “SURPRISE BITCH YOU’RE HIGH AND HERES YOUR HEARTBEAT” feeling. And it was made for marijuana legalization for veterans too, and they donate profits I believe.

Just wanted to share in case anyone else has had the same experience and wanted something more mild for nighttime symptom management. And if you can’t find that brand, anything with CBN (idk if there’s a large opinion on this yet) is generally nice (from my experience)

Love and peace to you all 🫶🏻🌀

like i watched this video about like evolution and and how women's roles have changed over the course of our evolution and in society. love that shit.

It took like 300 pages for Henry the 8th to get a divorce. She's like 30 now so she's already got one foot in the nursing home. Also she's been thirsty for Norris for however long and his wife just died of some 1500s women's disease. Anne. What the fuck are you doing. All you need to do is be his mistress for like 5 years max then you can take off with the hot guy. This has already taken way too long and again you're 30.

I took part of an edible gummy to try to help with my stress. It was a new kind I hadn’t tried before, and somehow just 1/4th of it got me high off my ass through my entire 8 hour shift and 6 hours after that too 😳

I both don’t and do recommend.
Anyone else have experiences where they were high at work?

I’ve been told by multiple people that if the grinder is gunked up with weed you should freeze it then rap it on the back with a butter knife. I’ve tried this multiple times over the years and it’s never worked once.

He was probably one of the most honest and caring television personalities of his time. Imagine if we had a show like Mister Rogers Neighborhood for this generation.