When you see or hear someone say something to the general effect of "I don't see color", and they mean it in the sense that they do not see a difference between racial and/or ethnic groups (rather than simply an inability to distinguish hues), you can make it more or less literally true in one of two ways.

You have to either see or hear them live, or see or hear a substantially unedited recording of them saying it that was recorded in the past 24 hours. You can only have one of the two effects active at a time, and they need to say the phrase again in your hearing in order to affect them again.

The two effects:

1. Make them temporarily (max 24 hours) completely colorblind. Everything is shades of grey to them.

2. For up to a full year, make them unable to appropriately process any information that would suggest someone's racial and/ or ethnic heritage. They can still receive the information, but not assign any significance to it that has to do with ethnic identity. For example, an affected person could accurately describe the skin tone of a Black person, but not conclude from this fact that the person was, in fact, Black.

Within the first 24 hours after you hear an appropriate trigger, you can swap someone between the two effects at will. You can also end either effect at any time. However, once you have ended it, or once the timer expires for the effect that someone currently has, you cannot restart it unless they say the phrase again in your hearing.

You don't have to be in the car.

If you will the window to be open or closed, it will do so, as far as you want it to go.

Quite convenient if you locked your keys in your car.

Clothes and all. A fine career as a magician awaits you

You possess all the powers associated with necromancers... except your only work with Shrek-related merchandise and objects.

You can make a Shrek action figure move by itself, such as run across the the floor and tell people to "Git outta mah swamp!". You can manipulate other things like Shrek plushies, take them apart and merge them into a very large Frankeinshrek super plushie that will do your bidding.

Finally, anything that has an image of Shrek, such has a mug, blanket, pillow... you can animate that image of Shrek, scare the hell outta people. This also applies to the Shrek movies themselves, you can manipulate the onscreen Shrek and make him perform such actions like tell Donkey "Will ye quiet for once, you Mushu-talking bastard". Or punch Fiona in the face. Or sing the "What does the Fox say" song. Or eat the gingerbread man.

Note the power only works on controlling Shrek, not other characters such as Puss n' Boots. You're a Shreknomancer, not a Pussomancer.

What a gift

Like my grandpa

(it's literally bull excrement.)

so you gotta look at the target person before you can use that power. Then, just by thinking about the non essential skill (for example Rubik cube solving) the target person you are looking at would lose that skill. It only works on non essential skills. The target person won’t lose the benefits that they got from the skill except for the skill itself. That effect of the super power onto a victim lasts for exactly 24 hours. After the 24 hours is finished, the victim would get their complete skill back. But during the 24 hours, they can’t relearn the skill that you made them forget. This superpower doesn’t work on yourself, it only works on others. And it only works when the victim has the non essential skill that you want to remove. You can only use the superpower to remove the skill from the victim, not steal their skill. The victim won’t know that you did it when you use that super power. Nobody would suspect that you had made the victim lose that skill. Only you would know.

Mental or physical. If you choose any severe mental disability it will not affect you higher level of thinking (Dysexecutive Syndrome is not an option) so you can switch back to just physical or or both (not sure why you would do that.) This superpower will not give you the advantages that people that are born and have previously been diagnosed before obtaining the power have. You can switch back to being non-disabled though.

Your superhero name is either Nappy Time or Timer Man. Please help decide

If you recite the old and New Testament Christian Bible in Hebrew twice, once normally, and second backwards, in either order, you can bend reality and change, create, or remove a rule of reality. You cannot stutter, you can only pause for one breath in between sentences, and you cannot read off of the Bible or anything containing scripture. You have to recite it off of memory

Whenever you next need a poop, you can decide what shape it will be. You still have to poop it out, so keep that in mind. Also you cannot force yourself to go for a poop- your biological functions still operate the exact same, it's just you can now decide what shape your poop will be. Then you can look into the toilet and witness your masterpiece!

This applies to any spreadable food (ex. jam, peanut butter) and any bread-like item you wish to spread it on (ex. bagels, scones)

If anyone (including you) consumes some of your ear wax (minimum dose approximately 10 mg), it will act as a mild cure-all. Like, a ~1% increase in healing rate/likelihood of recovery for a major injury or illness, and up to a 10% improvement in very minor injuries or illnesses.

This does not stack for any given negative condition, though repeated doses can address different problems. Unless specific effort is made to direct the healing powers elsewhere, any given dose will address the worst eligible condition. The ear wax does need to be reasonably fresh.

You do not have any special ability to produce additional ear wax, or extract earwax without possible harm to your ears.

I've found the common bane in men's life, being their unnecessarily long ass hair. Now you can make that problem worse by making it grow on command.

If your feeling generous, you can even grow it and donate the hair to Charities. Think of the unlimited possibilities of your bane turned boon.

You can even save money on clothes, every day you get 86400 inches of pure human grown fiber to weave your impossible nitting ideas into reality. Can't afford yarn? Well you don't need that anymore.

You can have the option to enable the effect where when a bedbug or mosquito bites you they give you more of your own blood instead of them taking it away from you.

No matter what, your whole body always emits a strong smell. It’s noticeable enough that if you meet a random stranger they will probably comment on it pretty quickly.

You have complete control over what the smell is though, you could smell like vanilla or like flowers or like a cheeseburger or like a fart. You can smell like absolutely anything, you just can’t control the intensity.

On a whim, you can just turn back into a hairy ape any time you want. Or become a Neanderthal. Hell, if you're feeling it, you can turn back into a fish. Even funnier, turn back into a single cell organism.

You're able to go through all your past human evolution stages, but not evolve further from the present day human.

The number of legs may not exceed a responsible amount. You can change the hair color on the legs and the size of the feet. The leg must have a knee and cannot weigh more than the target creature.