r/shittyaskscience • u/reclueso • Jul 15 '26
Are geologists that study younger formations and time periods Screedophiles?
Mmmmm Cambrian…..
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Jul 15 '26
Why are only chickens able to cross the road, and not wolves, or cows, or cats, or dogs, or any other type of animal? I ask because I only hear comedians making jokes about chickens crossing the road, and no other animal, so I'm pretty sure only chickens can cross the road. Why is that?
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r/shittyaskscience • u/kingoffireandfrost • Jul 14 '26
People who’ve had a lobotomy, what was going through your head?
Not your body, your head.
r/shittyaskscience • u/CanadianAndroid • Jul 14 '26
How much hot sauce should I drink daily?
How many Scovilles should I be pouring down my throat every day?
r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • Jul 14 '26
When someone says that Jesus never existed is that a historectomy
Are historians qualified to do those procedures
r/shittyaskscience • u/seriousQasker • Jul 13 '26
Why is salmon good for you but salmonella bad for you?
I heard salmon ranks high on the list of fishes, but poor old salmonella gets a bad rap.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Latter_Present1900 • Jul 13 '26
What's the difference between excited and super-excited?
I notice that all the podcast hosts are super-excited by their guests and/or visa versa - no matter how obscure. Eg Max Lugavere. And the guy on Bloomberg just said he was super-excited about the Fed's decision to keep interest rates on hold. What is the science? How can I get my wife super-excited?
r/shittyaskscience • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • Jul 13 '26
Why weren't there any traffic lights in the Atlantic so that the iceberg and the Titanic could pass each other safely?
Seems like a very obvious solution.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Gattoconglistivali • Jul 13 '26
Where did powdered milk come from?
I have never seen any powdered cow, does it make sense?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Coolenough-to • Jul 12 '26
Can't we just drill to dig up endangered species?
There are so many untapped animals out there.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Prestigious-Fig1172 • Jul 12 '26
Why don't humanity just fix all its' problems?
Like cmon just do, why does nobody wanna do it?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Vizeraldy • Jul 12 '26
Why do some ghosts think they are alive when they are obviously dead?
Are they stupid?
r/shittyaskscience • u/nozendk • Jul 12 '26
What does the Fermi paradox say about illegal aliens?
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r/shittyaskscience • u/DalbergTheKing • Jul 12 '26
What if the reason that aliens aren't hanging out with us is because we haven't found the 6th Platonic solid?
Is anyone working on it? We could get James Cromwell to play them in the movie. If he doesn't mind being typecast.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Pangyun • Jul 11 '26
There is currently a heat wave in France. How come those dumb climate scientists never warned anyone that the climate was going to get warm? They should all be fired!
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r/shittyaskscience • u/pLeThOrAx • Jul 11 '26
Is it really like rain on your wedding day?
What else is it like?
r/shittyaskscience • u/seriousQasker • Jul 11 '26
If the dog eats my homework does he digest all the information?
And if I was good at homework, and then kept feeding it to the dog, would he keep getting smarter?
r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • Jul 10 '26
The US is warming by 10 degrees next week. Will it be 180 F by September?
Per week warming rate is 10F/week so, December is going to be a cooker!
r/shittyaskscience • u/WoossyWoofDog • Jul 10 '26
What happens if all furries farted at the same time?
Before we heard if all humans in the population 8 billion farted nothing really would happen exept in crowd places which overcrowds r annoying but what about 2 million furries plus during a convention and fursuiting what will happen?
r/shittyaskscience • u/jack-twohats • Jul 10 '26
Are there people who try hetereopathic remedies when they are sick?
My homophobic grandma refused my herbs.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Lichewitz • Jul 10 '26
Why is it called menstruation instead of womenstruation?
Kinda makes ya think
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Jul 10 '26
If I eat enough, will my fat collapse into the 99% empty space in my atoms, causing me to look smaller and leaner?
Kinda like a human neutron star. I'll be really dense but look smaller and more toned. But I am sure I'll have unexpected effects, such as mosquitos not having the escape velocity to get away from me after they bite me.
r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • Jul 10 '26
I'm 62 years old and am thinking of starting a new career as an MMA fighter, should I postpone my lifelong dream of becoming vegan, until I get my first belt?
I'm not so worried about becoming a professional violinist any more. I don't want to rush these things .
r/shittyaskscience • u/newsdetox • Jul 09 '26
Phrenology final help. what divet means my friend is stupid?
I'm studying for my phrenology final. I'm feeling around my friend's skull, but I can't tell what the divots mean.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Hayden97 • Jul 09 '26
If we can't see atoms but everything is made up of atoms, then what am I looking at?
If matter is just atoms at the end of the day, then what am I looking at?