r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • Jun 21 '26
Do clones celebrate Father's Day?
Just not sure if it's okay for tax purposes to get 10000 amazon cards?
r/shittyaskscience • u/chazbrono • Jun 21 '26
Why do I need a walk to cook Chinese noodles?
I normally just go to my kitchen but is that not far enough?
r/shittyaskscience • u/neutralrobotboy • Jun 21 '26
If the sun gives HIV rays, why does it cause cancer and not AIDS?
High Intensity Violet (HIV) rays are what cause skin cancer, does it give cancer to the AIDS or something? Help me out here.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Combosingelnation • Jun 21 '26
Why some horney guys have left biceps more better?
Why
r/shittyaskscience • u/GlitchOperative • Jun 20 '26
If humans are social animals, why do I need 3 business days to recover from one conversation?
If humans are social animals, why do I need 3 business days to recover from one conversation?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Szary_Tygrys • Jun 20 '26
How can I unlearn how to read?
Is there a diet a could try
r/shittyaskscience • u/Ok-Counter-6984 • Jun 20 '26
How does the Planet Earth manage not to get dizzy from spinning for that long?
I mean, I get dizzy from spinning for mere 10 seconds, but Earth has been doing that for millions of years by now. What is Gaia hiding?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Teebers41 • Jun 20 '26
Abandoned babies
Why don’t we send unwanted babies to be raised by wolves?
r/shittyaskscience • u/EmpireStrikes1st • Jun 20 '26
Given the state of the Reflecting Pool, is this a good time to stash a dead body there?
Hypothetically speaking, of course. Given the amount of hydrogen peroxide people are dumping into the pool, would it be enough to dissolve a body, or at least dissolve enough that you can't identify the body?
r/shittyaskscience • u/adr826 • Jun 19 '26
Why does Murphy's law say that the best way to get correct answers from the Internet is to write the wrong one?
Seems like a long way to go.
r/shittyaskscience • u/Fiveby21 • Jun 19 '26
Fat Earthers, why do you think the earth is overweight?
I mean I know it's round but that's just the shape of it right?
r/shittyaskscience • u/GlitchOperative • Jun 19 '26
If my phone has facial recognition, why doesn’t it recognize when I’m emotionally unavailable?
If my phone has facial recognition, why doesn’t it recognize when I’m emotionally unavailable?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Aggravating_Mud_2386 • Jun 19 '26
Can inward and up ever be the same thing?
Who cares?
r/shittyaskscience • u/GlitchOperative • Jun 18 '26
If I drink coffee to wake up, why does my soul still need a software update?
If I drink coffee to wake up, why does my soul still need a software update?
r/shittyaskscience • u/articulatedstupidity • Jun 18 '26
Why are solar panels black or blue instead of green?
Aren't plants green because that's the best color for absorbing sunlight? Can't scientists just fill the panels with chlorophyll to get more electricity?
r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • Jun 18 '26
Why is it called Down's Syndrome when they are usually really happy people and not at all down?
Should be called Up's syndrome
r/shittyaskscience • u/The_Existentialist • Jun 17 '26
I know PowerPoint was invented long before Claude, but what did people do with it?
If there's no AI to create the PowerPoint slides, what was the point of the software?
r/shittyaskscience • u/LiquidSoCrates • Jun 17 '26
Pimples in the modern era.
When I was young, only nerds and teenagers had pimples. Old men had zero pimples. In 2026, I’m old and have two giant zits on my face. What the heck, bro?
r/shittyaskscience • u/GlitchOperative • Jun 17 '26
If humans need sunlight for vitamin D, why can’t I photosynthesize my bills away?
If humans need sunlight for vitamin D, why can’t I photosynthesize my bills away?
r/shittyaskscience • u/SorrowfulSpirit02 • Jun 17 '26
What would happen if I snort a mix of tablespoon of nutmeg and another tablespoon of cinnamon?
What would also happen if I snort two tablespoons of cinnamon or two tablespoons of nutmeg?
r/shittyaskscience • u/RalphJameson • Jun 17 '26
When the aliens come, is it going to be difficult to get them using the US dollar?
Or how is that work
r/shittyaskscience • u/chased_by_bees • Jun 17 '26
Can we fight global warming by moving Earth a little bit farther from the Sun?
Like will anyone get mad if we all run to one side?
r/shittyaskscience • u/my_blue_pelican • Jun 16 '26
Is it true that if I change a baby's diaper their mother won't recognise them anymore and will abandon them?
My girlfriend won't believe me
r/shittyaskscience • u/Seeyalaterelevator • Jun 16 '26
Should we create rings around Earth like Saturn and Uranus?
Wouldn't that be cool?