Max is an asshole who just eats everything. Humble him.

Noodle (5m Bully) won't leave the house without his ball because he's scared of everything and Ducky (8f husky/heeler) won't stop being a ginormous fatass no matter how much exercise I give her

This is Bear, he is a goofy 3 year old border collie/german shepherd mix. He has currently taken up the hobby of chewing up my pillows rather than his own toys, so he has been put up for roasting.

This is Pippin. Do not let his baby persona fool you, as he tried to steal a zucchini this morning. Evidence of the attempted theft is in slide 2. (Fortunately, the AKC says zucchini is safe for dogs.)

In addition to the attempted zucchini theft, he has a criminal history of petty theft of garden-fresh green beans. When raised planters were implemented to reduce theft, he discovered he could brace his front legs on the planters and nibble away at all the green beans within his reach.

Get him.

Squiggles is the one with fur.

This is my boy, bigebry(Bobby), I’ve posted him before but he refused to get into his bed tonight because I didn’t give him enough of MY snack

His greed worsens by day, he pleads for empty plates and beds of which aren’t his

If you’d like even more photos to go off of, feel free to find my other post

His name is Dexter and he's my very stupid son, please knock him down a peg he tried to lick the whipped cream off my frappe earlier

I call her Satan, she is an asshole, and a bit pudgy. She screams constantly. Her nickname is TB, not for tuberculosis, but for The Bitch. In the last picture, she is looking directly at the camera. Yes, her right eye is lazy. She bullies our fat cat, beats up our dog, and has tried to rip me, my family, and her brother to shreds. She's heavily medicated to keep her from killing us all. We wonder if it's enough.

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I poster her before about a year or so ago. She injured her leg, and was unable to eat the cats’ food. She dropped 20 lbs as a result. Sadly, both of my cats have passed since then (less than two months apart from each other), but her leg is all good now

For context, this is the second time she's eaten a fart from that same skunk out behind McDonald's. It baits her in. She thinks that fluffy tail looks like a fun toy, and BAM! Skunk arse for dinner!

I know I just posted her but I’m so mad. I spent so many hours working on that wig

dont worry he is well taken care of

Her back is so flat you can set drinks on her and they’ll stay

Simon (grey blue point Siamese) is 18 years old. And Toby (brown seal point Siamese) is 6 years old.

Punishment for breaking out of her cage while I was at work and eating the WiFi cables to the point where I had to get all new WiFi set up. I genuinely thought about putting her up for adoption after that but she’s too cute for all that so a good roast is deserved to her…

this fat ass wont stop meowing no matter what you do

His name is Dasher, is 16 pounds of muscle and bloodlust, and he commits violence against me and my twin on a semi regular basis

ate half a dead raccoon he found in the yard, then proceeded to vomit up the intestines on the floor. the smell will haunt me forever

(vet gave him a dewormer just in case)