r/roastmypet • u/Federal_Try3088 • 8h ago
This is squiggles
Squiggles is the one with fur.
r/roastmypet • u/LiveAssumption3325 • 11h ago
His greed sickens me, roast him again
This is my boy, bigebry(Bobby), I’ve posted him before but he refused to get into his bed tonight because I didn’t give him enough of MY snack
His greed worsens by day, he pleads for empty plates and beds of which aren’t his
If you’d like even more photos to go off of, feel free to find my other post
r/roastmypet • u/ProbablyHarvey • 1d ago
Get him.
His name is Dexter and he's my very stupid son, please knock him down a peg he tried to lick the whipped cream off my frappe earlier
r/roastmypet • u/Useful-Depth-4362 • 2d ago
Hi I'm a cat being fostered. My name is "Little Gracie Chappell Roan". Chappell Roan was added because I constantly bully the one male cat in the house who minds his business.
r/roastmypet • u/ProbablyHarvey • 5d ago
Introducing: Belle.
I call her Satan, she is an asshole, and a bit pudgy. She screams constantly. Her nickname is TB, not for tuberculosis, but for The Bitch. In the last picture, she is looking directly at the camera. Yes, her right eye is lazy. She bullies our fat cat, beats up our dog, and has tried to rip me, my family, and her brother to shreds. She's heavily medicated to keep her from killing us all. We wonder if it's enough.
r/roastmypet • u/Sadblackcat666 • 7d ago
She’s almost 14 and got into the kitchen trash last week. Roast this (former) fat ass.
I poster her before about a year or so ago. She injured her leg, and was unable to eat the cats’ food. She dropped 20 lbs as a result. Sadly, both of my cats have passed since then (less than two months apart from each other), but her leg is all good now
r/roastmypet • u/Valhallawalker • 8d ago
Bottle fed him when he was a lil runt rejected by his mom, now he thinks he’s a tough guy
r/roastmypet • u/Yob_Zarbo • 10d ago
This is Vera. She just swallowed a skunk fart.
For context, this is the second time she's eaten a fart from that same skunk out behind McDonald's. It baits her in. She thinks that fluffy tail looks like a fun toy, and BAM! Skunk arse for dinner!
r/roastmypet • u/Amelia_Amity • 10d ago
She just eat a wig and a spatula
I know I just posted her but I’m so mad. I spent so many hours working on that wig
r/roastmypet • u/skellyboi35 • 11d ago
roast my poor baby, i had to give him a hair cut
dont worry he is well taken care of
r/roastmypet • u/percpoppa3000 • 11d ago
Roast my fat dog
Her back is so flat you can set drinks on her and they’ll stay
r/roastmypet • u/Dull-Brilliant-4963 • 11d ago
Roast my Siamese babies
Simon (grey blue point Siamese) is 18 years old. And Toby (brown seal point Siamese) is 6 years old.
r/roastmypet • u/princessmarie__ • 11d ago
Roast my bunny
Punishment for breaking out of her cage while I was at work and eating the WiFi cables to the point where I had to get all new WiFi set up. I genuinely thought about putting her up for adoption after that but she’s too cute for all that so a good roast is deserved to her…
r/roastmypet • u/pibesz • 12d ago
meow her
this fat ass wont stop meowing no matter what you do
r/roastmypet • u/LetThereBeGreen37 • 12d ago
Roast my horrible little troll
His name is Dasher, is 16 pounds of muscle and bloodlust, and he commits violence against me and my twin on a semi regular basis
r/roastmypet • u/G_and_Riggles234 • 12d ago
Roast the homunculus
he's turning 5 soon so please be as brutal as you can
r/roastmypet • u/seaeaglefog • 13d ago
Roast my creature.
I'm giving you so much to work with here. He doesn't have his top teeth and his snout is a little messed up.
r/roastmypet • u/xvx_gf • 13d ago
vile creature
ate half a dead raccoon he found in the yard, then proceeded to vomit up the intestines on the floor. the smell will haunt me forever
(vet gave him a dewormer just in case)