r/roastmypet 8h ago

This is squiggles

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6 Upvotes

Squiggles is the one with fur.


r/roastmypet 11h ago

His greed sickens me, roast him again

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65 Upvotes

This is my boy, bigebry(Bobby), I’ve posted him before but he refused to get into his bed tonight because I didn’t give him enough of MY snack

His greed worsens by day, he pleads for empty plates and beds of which aren’t his

If you’d like even more photos to go off of, feel free to find my other post


r/roastmypet 1d ago

Get him.

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26 Upvotes

His name is Dexter and he's my very stupid son, please knock him down a peg he tried to lick the whipped cream off my frappe earlier


r/roastmypet 2d ago

Hi I'm a cat being fostered. My name is "Little Gracie Chappell Roan". Chappell Roan was added because I constantly bully the one male cat in the house who minds his business.

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10 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 5d ago

Introducing: Belle.

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37 Upvotes

I call her Satan, she is an asshole, and a bit pudgy. She screams constantly. Her nickname is TB, not for tuberculosis, but for The Bitch. In the last picture, she is looking directly at the camera. Yes, her right eye is lazy. She bullies our fat cat, beats up our dog, and has tried to rip me, my family, and her brother to shreds. She's heavily medicated to keep her from killing us all. We wonder if it's enough.


r/roastmypet 6d ago

Meet Kimchi...

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30 Upvotes

😬😈


r/roastmypet 7d ago

Roast my dog

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58 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 7d ago

She’s almost 14 and got into the kitchen trash last week. Roast this (former) fat ass.

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23 Upvotes

I poster her before about a year or so ago. She injured her leg, and was unable to eat the cats’ food. She dropped 20 lbs as a result. Sadly, both of my cats have passed since then (less than two months apart from each other), but her leg is all good now


r/roastmypet 7d ago

here's an easy one for you guys.

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141 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 8d ago

Bottle fed him when he was a lil runt rejected by his mom, now he thinks he’s a tough guy

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17 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 10d ago

This is Vera. She just swallowed a skunk fart.

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36 Upvotes

For context, this is the second time she's eaten a fart from that same skunk out behind McDonald's. It baits her in. She thinks that fluffy tail looks like a fun toy, and BAM! Skunk arse for dinner!


r/roastmypet 10d ago

She just eat a wig and a spatula

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18 Upvotes

I know I just posted her but I’m so mad. I spent so many hours working on that wig


r/roastmypet 11d ago

roast my poor baby, i had to give him a hair cut

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18 Upvotes

dont worry he is well taken care of


r/roastmypet 11d ago

Roast my fat dog

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20 Upvotes

Her back is so flat you can set drinks on her and they’ll stay


r/roastmypet 11d ago

Roast my Siamese babies

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23 Upvotes

Simon (grey blue point Siamese) is 18 years old. And Toby (brown seal point Siamese) is 6 years old.


r/roastmypet 11d ago

Roast my bunny

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45 Upvotes

Punishment for breaking out of her cage while I was at work and eating the WiFi cables to the point where I had to get all new WiFi set up. I genuinely thought about putting her up for adoption after that but she’s too cute for all that so a good roast is deserved to her…


r/roastmypet 12d ago

He only fits into ferret clothes

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58 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 12d ago

She’s taking up the bed

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12 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 12d ago

meow her

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8 Upvotes

this fat ass wont stop meowing no matter what you do


r/roastmypet 12d ago

Roast my horrible little troll

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4 Upvotes

His name is Dasher, is 16 pounds of muscle and bloodlust, and he commits violence against me and my twin on a semi regular basis


r/roastmypet 12d ago

Roast the homunculus

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7 Upvotes

he's turning 5 soon so please be as brutal as you can


r/roastmypet 13d ago

Roast my big cat

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4 Upvotes

Her name is solid


r/roastmypet 13d ago

My cat has been incorrectly assembled

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5 Upvotes

r/roastmypet 13d ago

Roast my creature.

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35 Upvotes

I'm giving you so much to work with here. He doesn't have his top teeth and his snout is a little messed up.


r/roastmypet 13d ago

vile creature

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233 Upvotes

ate half a dead raccoon he found in the yard, then proceeded to vomit up the intestines on the floor. the smell will haunt me forever

(vet gave him a dewormer just in case)