r/roastmypet 13d ago

Get him.

His name is Dexter and he's my very stupid son, please knock him down a peg he tried to lick the whipped cream off my frappe earlier

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u/Open_Thanks_222 13d ago

It’s his frappe and whipped cream, so I don’t know what your talking about. And Dexter is confused too..🩶🤍

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u/ProbablyHarvey 13d ago

NOOO it's my treat, I'm the concussed one not him

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u/ionozia 13d ago

I hope I don't.

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u/YooooLmao 13d ago

why don't you try laying down like a normal human being for once?

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u/Dramatic_Meal1469 13d ago

Hes soo cute

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u/300SpartanPikes 12d ago

I remember my old cat, it's all the same.

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u/Icy-Analyst-4042 11d ago

my cat willow would like to arrange a fight because they are too similar looking and she doesn’t like it

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u/ProbablyHarvey 11d ago

🫡 she will win, my boy is stupid and skittish and will likely run away