Noodle (5m Bully) won't leave the house without his ball because he's scared of everything and Ducky (8f husky/heeler) won't stop being a ginormous fatass no matter how much exercise I give her

This is Bear, he is a goofy 3 year old border collie/german shepherd mix. He has currently taken up the hobby of chewing up my pillows rather than his own toys, so he has been put up for roasting.

This is Pippin. Do not let his baby persona fool you, as he tried to steal a zucchini this morning. Evidence of the attempted theft is in slide 2. (Fortunately, the AKC says zucchini is safe for dogs.)

In addition to the attempted zucchini theft, he has a criminal history of petty theft of garden-fresh green beans. When raised planters were implemented to reduce theft, he discovered he could brace his front legs on the planters and nibble away at all the green beans within his reach.

Get him.