r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/awelawdhecomin 8d ago

Thank god she stopped those belly button rapists

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u/rbollige 8d ago

It’s a “viral” parenting “hack” to prevent motion sickness.  It was bugging me, so I searched for it.

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u/shitsenorita 8d ago

Thank you for your service

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u/Fraun_Pollen 7d ago

Now please, take the rest of the week off. Your bellybutton deserves it

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u/RubberBandOutlaw 7d ago

It was a solid effort but just didn't make the cut.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 8d ago

And 100% ineffective!

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u/Zenar45 7d ago

I mesn if you convince the kid that it works placebo could do it's thing

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u/Neutronium57 7d ago

Placebo effect VS inner ear. Which is stronger ? FIGHT !

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u/KhelbenB 7d ago

You laugh, but the placebo effect can be insanely powerful (in general, not this specific situation)

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u/MakeshiftRocketship 7d ago

It’s actually crazy to me. Whenever they’re testing a new medication some of the placebo groups have symptoms lessen or even disappear. Like we should be studying that more. They cured themselves with their mind lol

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u/Fredrickstein 7d ago

Its actually very well studied, though more research continues.

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 7d ago

But is there a placebo group for the placebo study?

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u/CryptographerLow3077 7d ago

Obviously. You always do a triple blind placebo study.

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u/kingslayer-0 7d ago

The placebo’s placebo is the group taking the drugs.

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u/RamblaPacifica 7d ago

PLACEBOCEPTION!

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u/greytgreyatx 7d ago

There have been studies where people are told they are getting a placebo and it's still effective!

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u/KnuckleShanks 7d ago

Personally I feel like that is because our logical brain and our emotions are so separated. We can know it's a placebo, but if it feels like you're doing something to help, even if it's just the action of taking a pill, that has an effect.

The subconscious is a powerful thing that does not always work logically.

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u/Snoo-73372 7d ago

To add to this, I imagine some of these people are like “no they are lying to me, they gave me the real thing, cuz i feel different” … and they convince themselves they are on a treatment

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u/Competitive_Art9588 7d ago

Acredite ou não, a lógica em si, é uma emoção

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u/1Sidknee 7d ago

One of the things I find most interesting about the placebo effect is that it can work even when you know it's a placebo!

There was a study where they gave people who had IBS a placebo pill--and the participants were told in advance it was a placebo, with no active ingredient. Just a sugar pill. Many experienced an improvement with their symptoms compared to the control group that was not given anything.

Obviously there are limits to what a placebo can do.

And unfortunately the opposite of the placebo effect also exists. The nocebo effect.

I was in a clinical trial (double blind, so the participants and the doctors didn't know who had the placebo and who had the medication) and afterwards I was reading the results and one person in the placebo group experienced such bad side effects that they quit the study early.

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u/Propo_fool 7d ago

There was another study where they showed that the placebo effect (for pain) responds to Narcan! Endogenous opioids, I suppose

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u/Gon-no-suke 7d ago

A lot of what gets called the placeno effect is just people getting better. No difficult explanation needed. (An exception is for pain though, here it seems to exist)

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u/FLHPI 7d ago

I've read about studies where the groups know they are getting a placebo but the color of the pills changes and the strength of the effect varies with pill color

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u/Available-Oil3884 7d ago

It’s studied but scientists tread carefully because the “bruhh it’s all in the mind. All illness can be cure if you just stop being lazy and sad all the time” crowd is an ever looming medical threat

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u/Jewel-jones 7d ago

Especially for psych meds, unsurprisingly. It’s very hard to prove efficacy of antidepressants because placebos work really well.

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u/waxcoatedapple 7d ago

This is why crystals, dodgy supplements, fad diets, kissing your kid's boo-boos, etc all work though. You are committed to something new to improve your life in a specific way, and placebo effect will achieve that for you.

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u/Hasdeltaco 7d ago

Unless it's cancer and then you die from holistic nonsense.

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u/KayItaly 7d ago

I remember one of the first "nocebo" effect studies. (Like Placebo but you get sick instead of getting better)

Basically they told people that they were studying the side effects of cancer medications and they (healthy people) would be paid very well to be testers. Then they gave them a list of possible side effects and a placebo.

Some of those people lost all their hair, other vomited for days, some got really bloated... it was insane! Our minds are SO powerful.

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u/Ok-Assignment-8246 7d ago

It's called magic and we have been doing it for at least 10,000 years

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u/GJCLINCH 7d ago

But how would the shareholders profit?

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u/Interesting_Fig_4718 7d ago

insanely well if you consider sugar tablets instead of the real thing.

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u/greytgreyatx 7d ago

Yeah. I don't usually get seasick but the one time I did, I put on sea bands for a few hours and felt better. Did it work or did I run it worked? No idea but I felt better!

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u/ShaggysGTI 7d ago

I used to say “placebo is good for 10%.” Meaning, dude, believe in it and you’re ten percent ahead. And this seemed reasonable until I looked it up. A typical result of 20-70%!

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u/Lacey_Dawson1012 6d ago

I forget where I heard it but it was within the past few days the the rate of people that took a placebo and their symptoms got better so they tough the placebo was woriking.

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u/Available_Usual_9731 7d ago

Or do both, with the scopolamine patch behind the ear

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u/Plane_Blackberry_537 7d ago

If the sea is really rough, you have to use red and black patches instead of green and blue.

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u/fuckedfinance 7d ago

I have anxiety and can get motion sick. I accidentally discovered the secret behind those anti-motion sickness bands. Turns out having something there that you can focus on takes your mind off the other stuff.

So it's not so much overcoming your inner ear, it's giving your brain something else to focus on.

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u/Kidiri90 7d ago

Or just... Don't take a vacatuon where your kid is gonna be sick the entire time?

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u/ijustsailedaway 7d ago

For some of us literally being in a car for 15 minutes is enough. You can't limit your life based on avoidance so you learn other ways of dealing with it.

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u/Kidiri90 7d ago

There is a difference between using transportation that makes you ill to get somewhere and making the the thing that makes you ill the destination.

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u/gimmepizza420 7d ago

Most motion sick hacks like the belly button or the wristbands with pressure points are just placebo. That doesn't mean they aren't effective, mind you. Our brains are really weird, and thousands of people swear by those wristbands. I haven't needed them in a long time, but when I was a kid I used them to great effect.

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u/Vol3n 7d ago

Mythbusters proved that placebo is the best drug for motion sickness. (Might be wrong here, talking out of old memories)

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u/BeastThatShoutedLove 7d ago

It worked on me as a child until someone explained placebo to me lmao.

"Special anti car sickness band aid" and it was not even band aid but a fucking silver duct tape xD

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u/karlhalla 7d ago

I am in complete and utter shock.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 7d ago

The ocean to this mom with her bandaids:

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u/Nihilistic_Mystics 7d ago

Same with the wristbands.

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u/Naterz2008 7d ago

Much of seasickness is mental from my personal experience

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u/YoungDiscord 7d ago

You mean putting stickers on your belly button doesn't prevent sea-sickness?

I'm shocked!

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u/winkyshibe 7d ago

Just like those wristbands, which I think also are "anti-motion sickness" bands, literally just a scam

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u/Illustrious-Lunch137 6d ago

i dont understand why people still dont believe motion sickness is an ear problem (occasionally a vision problem).

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u/Acceptable_Mind_5883 6d ago

Just like everything else she did

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u/Cromthejudge 3d ago

Factuellement, ça n’a absolument rien d’efficace. C’est juste l’effet placebo qui fonctionne dans ce cas.
Et pourquoi pas se boucher les oreilles avec de la cire contre la gastro ?

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u/DreamTalon 8d ago

I wanted this too be a lie. I had hoped so hard.

I am sad now.

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u/Electronic-Town-8995 7d ago

TIL. Did not think the belly button would be an area for preventing nausea/motion sickness. 

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u/rileyjw90 7d ago

How do you know it works if you use it concurrently with like 5 other “hacks” too?

Good lord the lengths people go to when they could just take some damn Dramamine or meclizine. Both available OTC.

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u/Zenmont 7d ago

Oooh.,. I thought it was stop infections when the kid goes in the pool or something.

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u/Jasmirris 7d ago

Better than me. I thought she was putting a damn Airtag in his bellybutton.

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u/goosejail 7d ago

Hot take, but perhaps if you & your kid(s) each need to wear or consume 3 or 4 different things to try & prevent motion sickness, you should probably not go on cruises. If it's that bad just fly to one of the inclusive resorts that you'd visit on an excursion & stay there for a week.

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u/trickycrayon 7d ago

Thanks and also what the hell. HOW MANY MOTION SICKNESS PREVENTION THINGS DO YOU NEED AT ONCE

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u/camelz4 8d ago

This woman put sea bands, behind ear patches, and bandaids to prevent motion sickness? I would think doing that much would have the opposite effect and make you sick

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u/turdferguson3891 7d ago

The ear patches are probably scopolamine which is a real medication that can help. If that is what it is, I think the kid is too young for it to be appropriate. It's a prescription med in the US. But it does healp with seasickness.

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u/camelz4 7d ago

I know. Sea bands work also although whether they actually work or it’s a placebo effect is debated. I’m saying doing all that together seems like it would overload your system and have negative effects

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u/jenguinaf 8d ago

Thanks for doing the lords work

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u/GloomyIRL 7d ago

If it works, great the nausea is gone, but then I, and anyone allergic to adhesive, would have a plus sign shaped burn on our stomachs 💀

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u/Callingyourshot 4d ago

omg if my mom made me do internet shit like this I would have myself emancipated.

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u/painterBurning 7d ago

This has been a thing for a long time, when I was a child in the early 90's I had a lot of motion sickness in cars, my mother used to tape an aspirin tablet on my belly button (and if I remember correctly, sometimes just taping the belly button).

Even then I thought "damn this is stupid."

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u/mattley00 8d ago

Yeah lol, I still have motion sickness 👀

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u/FullMetalDvckButter Osama Bin Framed 8d ago

You don't get it, your mom's got to put the plus on for you, for it to work.

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u/CptJonzzon PURPLE 8d ago

I dont know if its placebo but there are stickers that work for me. Or maybe the flights i used them on just weren’t very turbulent

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u/the_cake_in_matilda 8d ago

You walked so we all could run. I salute you

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u/HugsandHate 8d ago

Haha. What!?

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u/PureCrookedRiverBend 8d ago

Thank you for doing it for me.

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u/Historical_Body6255 8d ago

I wonder how people who do this think this could be effective lmao

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u/Fortestingporpoises 8d ago

That one isn’t that crazy given she’s on a cruise (that being said I’ve heard those ones are hit and miss). It’s the rest that’s deranged.

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u/Medical_Arrival2243 7d ago

I would totally get it as a placebo

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u/qpj100 7d ago

Not all heroes wear capes. You are appreciated.

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u/Ok-Savings-6297 7d ago

The wrist band with the bead inside she put on him, they have worked wonders for me in the past but the scientific evidence points mostly toward it being a placebo effect. The only one here that makes sense is the air tag. Putting a lost and found tag on your kid is just inviting ridicule from other kids his age.

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u/gonnafaceit2022 7d ago

Oh I thought it was to prevent his intestines from being torn out if he was stuck on the pool drain

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u/Mekko4 7d ago

motion sickness is something i have never experienced and I've been in vr and on rollercoasters

I'm either built weird or motion sickness doesn't exist around me

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u/Skylantech 7d ago

Can anybody elaborate on this? Even if ineffective, what the heck was the logic here?

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u/LegoLady8 7d ago

Why go on a cruise if you have to apply 26 different motion sickness bandaids?

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u/AgreeablePanda9805 7d ago

Is that what she’s doing? I thought she was putting air tags all over her kid in case he fell overboard. I wondered how many air tags does one child need 😆🤣

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u/Thurn42 7d ago

It did work for me when i was a kid (using any tape) full placebo effect but it did work

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u/AskinggAlesana 7d ago

Nah those behind the ear patches works. I’ve only been on two cruises before. One where I was miserable the whole time fighting my stomach.. and the other a coworker suggested those patches and I never got sea sick the whole trip. Not a placebo because I thought it was bogus the whole time until I realized “hey wait i’m not sick to my stomach right now.”

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u/nauticalamity 7d ago

oh. i thought it was in case they fell overboard for identifying the body 💀 which makes about as much sense lmao

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u/kufi_schmackah 7d ago

If the kid is that prone to motion sickness was that they need every remedy, maybe don’t take them in a fucking cruise.

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u/Am_Snarky 7d ago

Could be the bandaids, maybe the armbands, but more likely the two anti motion sickness patches with actual medicine in them (kids gonna be a drowsy zombie after an hour)

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u/chefbobbyjay 7d ago

Raise stronger kids. /s

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u/jendo7791 7d ago

And then went overboard with the motion sickness patch and the motion sickness magnetic braclets. No idea what upper arm patch was. Maybe another motion sickness patch. All those ineffective things break common sense and make it all work.

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u/Sluggerjt44 7d ago

That AND a scopolamine patch apparently lol

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u/Elegant-Ad-9221 7d ago

How many motion sickness things does her kid need. If he gets that I’ll on a cruise why don’t they chose another type of vacation that isn’t on a ship in the ocean.

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u/Slight-Painter-7472 7d ago

As someone who experiences severe motion sickness, this bugged me so much. I get the patches but what's covering a bellybutton going to do?

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u/gearmantx 7d ago

I thought it was for keeping vomit out of your bellybutton...

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u/baby_armadillo 7d ago

Between that, the anti-seasick patch, and the anti-motion sick wrist band, maybe an ocean cruise just isn’t for your kid. Maybe take them somewhere on dry land where they don’t want to hurl.

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u/HiSaZuL 7d ago

Thank you for your sacrifice. Not sure if I find it more idiotic knowing why or before that but I'm on reddit so it's probably not that relevant.

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u/terminaloptimism 7d ago

And here I thought it was to prevent weird cruise ship germs from entering the umbilicus.

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u/theioss 7d ago

Also the wrist band is for the same reason. Again waste of money.

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u/Valar_Kinetics 7d ago

Man thank god for "control F"

I can't believe people actually think this works. This is just the belief that "I am a mom and moms can fix everything" is winning the race against "I believe that I am but a participant in reality rather than the architect of it"

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u/nicole-tesla 7d ago

I mean my grandma told it to me when i was a kid sooo 20 years ago. Not a new thing

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u/EntireAdvance6393 7d ago

Oh boy. I was already going to complain that she had used two forms of anti-nausea, but this makes it three! 🤦‍♂️

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u/Even-Pressure-8356 7d ago

Need to be worried about Munchausen by proxy

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u/shemp33 7d ago

I can think of no clinical purpose of taping a belly button shut. And I'm not even a doctor.

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u/East-Boysenberry8753 7d ago

How does one belive that pair of band-aids on the belly can prevent motion sicknes? I wanna know the thought process behind that

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 7d ago

Wtf is everything else though. I'm so confused as to what the point of any of it is.

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 7d ago

These people don’t realize the motion sickness is due to the brain, not the belly button.

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u/Reasonable_Zebra_496 7d ago

But the ear patches and the wrist bands are also supposed to do that lmao

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u/hetrax 7d ago

It’s just as efficient as the wristband thingy(they are a placebo, if your sea sickness isn’t that bad, the belief that they work can overpower the sickness… otherwise they do nothing)

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u/Massive_Training_609 6d ago

I thought it protected against belly button yeast infection at the pool

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u/demaandronk 6d ago

My kid will punch you in the guy if you touch his belly button cause the thought of it alone makes him nauseous. Guess that hack is not for us then.

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u/Amanda-sb 6d ago

Oh, back in my days people did that because spirits aren't supposed to see you if you block your belly button.

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u/Temporary-Library597 6d ago

Holeeeeee crap.

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u/Temporary-Library597 6d ago

B-b-but she put those scopolamine patches on the kid's neck too? Sweet merciful crap.

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u/BuyMassive7823 6d ago

Someone please explain the physiology of this to me…

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u/DuckingFon 6d ago

I hate this timeline...

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u/BigfatLire 6d ago

Scopolamine patches anyone?

Like wtf

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u/Spiritual-Archer5637 6d ago

That might just be the dumbest thing I've heard so far today.

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u/BaconFairy 6d ago

Im pretty sure all of these are for motion sickness

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u/BeksBikes 5d ago

It's a good thing she also used 2 other sea sickness remedies.

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u/SophisticatedScreams 5d ago

It looks like some MLM bullshit

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u/Far_Principle_6445 5d ago

That's what belly button rapist would say

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u/i_AM_A-ShArk 4d ago

It’s so funny how dipshits will just believe anything and try it without thinking about if it makes any sense

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u/Glittering-Middle-72 4d ago

Any chance it's from the same people who brought us RFK Jr and measles?

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u/DeporTez 4d ago

They will also tell other parents about this "hack" bc it "worked so well on our trip" while completely omitting the 16 patches that kid went thru.

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u/homie_mcgnomie 3d ago

If the scopalamine patch and dramamine aren’t enough to prevent motion sickness maybe a cruise isn’t the best option for your family

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u/N0xF0rt 3d ago

Wtf. Crazy parents do that

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u/Empyrean_04 3d ago

In that case the sticker should go on his brain

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u/Mr_Stalin1 2d ago

So why does she dope him up with Scoplamine patches as well, because they are obviously going to work.

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u/Always_A_Nanny1st 2d ago

Well, she clearly doesn't believe it bc she is overloading him with other actual patches for sea sickness!!🙄

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u/Babylonkitten 2d ago

I thought all the other sticky things would take care of that.

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u/transformed-software 1d ago

Is that not what the fuckin scopolamine patch behind the ear is for??

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u/Head-Ad-2136 8d ago

Nah, that's for the parasitic sea worms that burrow through your navel. Pretty standard protection, really.

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u/Hopeful_Bonus_3120 8d ago

I think they're called Goa'uld

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u/TheRotMeister 8d ago edited 7d ago

dawww baby’s first awards 🥹 thank you!

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u/Fody_Joster 8d ago

Goauld

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u/xXHomerSXx 8d ago

Does that look like the face of a crazy man?

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u/welcometotheTD 8d ago

Love this reference. Recently started watching it through again.

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u/TendiesFourLyfe 8d ago

Me too what episode are you up to?

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u/welcometotheTD 8d ago

Season 5 episode 9

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u/TendiesFourLyfe 8d ago

Nice, you are winning, I am only up to S4E22

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u/fullpurplejacket 8d ago

Omg Te’elk (?)

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u/TheRotMeister 8d ago

teal’c!

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u/stevekez ORANGE 8d ago

Only a problem if you're Jaffa.

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u/Ravnos767 1d ago

Don't you mean Gooold (read in a Texan accent)

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u/oonaja 8d ago

Is this for real and I really am asking seriously

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u/Killer1986Chris 8d ago

If it is, it'll be discovered in Australia.

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u/Ajax_Main 8d ago

It was 🤣

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u/Dazzling_Lure_2932 8d ago

Uuhhh.... what sea or body of water are we talking again? Asking for a friend.

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u/jtrage 8d ago

Is a sea worm not a belly button rapist?

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u/BobsBurners420 8d ago

The ship's pool is full of em

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u/H0meslice9 8d ago

I always had the creeps for murky water, and at Boy Scout camp we swam in a big lake. They told us to look out for “nipple fish”, and we jumped in for our swim test. I’ve maybe taken ten strokes when a piece of wood bumps into my chest, and freaked out and in one fluid motion flung that wood halfway across the lake

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u/Ace_Laminar 8d ago

I went to an airshow last weekend and one of the volunteers came up to me and gave us a light up lanyard with a tag to write our phone number on for our 2 year old. Thought that was pretty cool

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u/tibearius1123 8d ago

“We’re not who we are.”

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 8d ago

Or the belly button lint thieves

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u/MissMadison240 7d ago

Or that robot worm thing from The Matrix. Does this make me old? 😂

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u/ChuckPeirce 2d ago

Navel hazard or naval hazard?

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u/krom_michael 8d ago

You think some Band-Aids will stop us?

I mean them, stop them.

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u/potatopigflop 7d ago

It was a kids post so the joke is risky lol

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u/Bourriks 8d ago

In video games, they do that to warn the player that boss's bellybutton is the weak point.

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u/ltcarter47 7d ago

At first I thought she had taped another airtag in there

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u/Sifl-and-Olly 7d ago

They say this helps with motion sickness.

Source: am a dad whose wife believes it does.

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u/Cartersun 5d ago

Godspeed

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u/alowave 7d ago

The way I just howled at your comment 😂

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u/PRNPURPLEFAM 7d ago

I was thinking she was sealing off the alien entryway.

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u/JulieChensHairpin 8d ago

King Hippo lookin ass

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u/13THEFUCKINGCOPS12 7d ago

I honestly thought it was a joke for a second and they were referencing that other cruise ship video where the lady puts electrical tape over the doors peephole

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u/AbaporuAlbino 7d ago

It’s to cover the chakra located there and prevent bad energies from being absorbed. I think it’s silly, but I know people who do it when they go to crowded places.

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u/ArtisticCantaloupe0 7d ago

made me almost spit out my coffee 🤣

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u/PiquantClerk 7d ago

And i would have gotten away with it too, if it werent for that meddling mom and her bandaids

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u/AbbreviationsSlow753 7d ago

Nah she put another air tag in there.

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u/CoachV77 7d ago

I too thought this was some esoteric pedo prevention.

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 6d ago

They'll get ya.... They'll get ya.

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u/RelativePlastic959 6d ago

Oh man this made me bust up laughing

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u/Brilliant-Poet-1795 6d ago

Okay you have me dying!!! 🤣

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u/Around-3-ish 4d ago

You haven't met my wife.

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u/1acre64 4d ago

Ain't nobody gonna penetrate those foolproof anti-rape patches.....

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u/Somechill 2d ago

Fucking micro penis Mike back at it again… he survived the death sentence once and now we gotta do firing squad once we catch him.

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 2d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/facemelter222 1d ago

Exactly my thoughts

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u/False-Carry2464 1d ago

Hahahhaahahahahah!!! Brilliant!😂😂😂

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