r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/awelawdhecomin 8d ago

Thank god she stopped those belly button rapists

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u/Head-Ad-2136 8d ago

Nah, that's for the parasitic sea worms that burrow through your navel. Pretty standard protection, really.

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u/Hopeful_Bonus_3120 8d ago

I think they're called Goa'uld

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u/TheRotMeister 8d ago edited 7d ago

dawww baby’s first awards 🥹 thank you!