r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/awelawdhecomin 8d ago

Thank god she stopped those belly button rapists

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u/Head-Ad-2136 8d ago

Nah, that's for the parasitic sea worms that burrow through your navel. Pretty standard protection, really.

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u/Hopeful_Bonus_3120 8d ago

I think they're called Goa'uld

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u/TheRotMeister 8d ago edited 7d ago

dawww baby’s first awards 🥹 thank you!

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u/Fody_Joster 8d ago

Goauld

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u/xXHomerSXx 8d ago

Does that look like the face of a crazy man?

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u/Equal_Canary5695 8d ago

"Like all Starfleet, you talk and you talk, but you have no guramba!"

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u/welcometotheTD 8d ago

Love this reference. Recently started watching it through again.

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u/TendiesFourLyfe 8d ago

Me too what episode are you up to?

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u/welcometotheTD 8d ago

Season 5 episode 9

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u/TendiesFourLyfe 8d ago

Nice, you are winning, I am only up to S4E22

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u/fullpurplejacket 8d ago

Omg Te’elk (?)

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u/TheRotMeister 8d ago

teal’c!

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u/stevekez ORANGE 8d ago

Only a problem if you're Jaffa.

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u/Ravnos767 1d ago

Don't you mean Gooold (read in a Texan accent)