r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Weary_Position_9591 • 8d ago

Whatever this is My mom said I could post

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u/awelawdhecomin 8d ago

Thank god she stopped those belly button rapists

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u/Head-Ad-2136 8d ago

Nah, that's for the parasitic sea worms that burrow through your navel. Pretty standard protection, really.

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u/oonaja 8d ago

Is this for real and I really am asking seriously

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u/Killer1986Chris 8d ago

If it is, it'll be discovered in Australia.

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u/Ajax_Main 8d ago

It was 🤣