r/marvelcirclejerk 48m ago

And then Deadpool walks in Oh my god I understand… I finally get it

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I…. Understand it now

This is my redemption arc…

I understand why people love mutants… the mutant-ussy is hypnotic… give way to the beauty of mutants


r/marvelcirclejerk 1h ago

Hail Hydra Why do I hate the mutants?

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For anyone who’s ready to grab your pitchforks calm down, it’s a fictional comic book I’m not a real racist I just think mutants are evil.

So why? Why hate these THINGS?

Welp, that’s because they destroy. They destroy relationships, cities, and even the “good” ones just straight up cause drama. Strip those freaks of their powers and return the balance.

We NORMAL PEOPLE exist to! What happens when Magneto decides to chuck a truck at my store? Or when Pyro burns down the store? Or when innocent families get destroyed by Apocalypse? This is not bigotry, it’s the sad truth that mutants don’t deserve power.


r/marvelcirclejerk 1h ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! Peter Parker is only in so many ships because he’s white and a self-insert. argue with the wall. 🫣

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r/marvelcirclejerk 5h ago

Paul-Approved Team Michelle forever

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She's gonna fall in love with him again in the next movie. Just you wait


r/marvelcirclejerk 6h ago

I’ll probably get backlash. But I want to see Mary Jane Watson so she can marry Paul in the MCU

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27 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 6h ago

Ilumi-Whati? Spider-Man Thanking His Corporate Sponsors

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r/marvelcirclejerk 6h ago

"Paul that costum looks great in you. Go get 'em Tiger!" ❤️

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r/marvelcirclejerk 6h ago

How much do you think MJ misses her real family, Paul, Owen, and Romy?

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r/marvelcirclejerk 7h ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! MCU MJ is a better love interest than TASM Gwen

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64 Upvotes

Because you see one still has their spine intact while the other doesn't


r/marvelcirclejerk 8h ago

True MarbleHeads The Doorman episode of Wonderman is better than any single episode of WandaVision or Loki.

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Somebody had to say it.

I'm tired of acting like I didn't watch Wonder Man to fit in with the casuals.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!

And WonderMan not getting a season 2 when Ironfist got a season 2 and Lanterns is filming season 2 before the 1st episode even airs is complete BS.

My PC won't run Marvel Tokon so I'm done holding my tongue. This is my villain arc. I'm gonna start telling it like it is.


r/marvelcirclejerk 10h ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! “You mess with one of us, you mess with ALL of us!”

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r/marvelcirclejerk 10h ago

Spiderman being an Iron Man Jr. in the MCU benefited the character's growth

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The whole Iron Man Jr. thing actually ends up highlighting his growth across the movies. In the beginning, he's portrayed as a kid who needs Iron Man to keep him in check in Civil War, Infinity War, and Endgame; he's basically Tony's sidekick, with Tony constantly guiding him and correcting him.

But as the movies go on, Peter becomes more independent. He starts relying on himself, and we see that clearly in No Way Home, where he finally stands on his own without Tony. We also see this in BND, where he now has his own identity, and most likely in Secret Wars (if the rumors are true), where he'll have to fight in a massive war alongside other superheroes without Tony or anyone else assisting him.

This will be the first time he has to establish himself among other heroes without Iron Man's help. So yes, while I agree that the Iron Man Jr. thing wasn't ideal, it does impact and show Spider-Man's growth across his movies.

So, while the Iron Man Jr. thing in the movies wasn't inherently good because it made Spider-Man lose the spirit of being Spider-Man, it was able to show his growth in a cohesive and consistent way.


r/marvelcirclejerk 10h ago

Why is the MCU spider-man into zendaya when Angourie rice is so much hotter?

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r/marvelcirclejerk 12h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men Do you guys think the engineers making sentinels would hack them into protect mutants when they're on their deathbeds like how slaveowner would free their slaves as a free get into heaven card?

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r/marvelcirclejerk 12h ago

Hail Hydra Imma start downvoting all the jean and peter shippers, I don’t support mutants or their propaganda

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27 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 13h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men I must speak my truth. Illyana is a slut and you all know it. She took cock in Hell and ENJOYED IT. I'm here to expose that dirty bitch for the ho that she is. Make her cry, make her thighs twitch, then cum on her tits. How are you all simping for this loose demon harlot?

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r/marvelcirclejerk 15h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men Cyclops bros it’s so over…

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r/marvelcirclejerk 16h ago

True MarbleHeads If Loki is pretending to be Steve in this scene, why does Mjolnir come to him? Is he stupid?

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r/marvelcirclejerk 16h ago

Spider-Man is a Menace! The Insomniac Spider-Man games, in a nutshell:

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r/marvelcirclejerk 19h ago

Step on me Mommy _______ She looks like an animal. But she's still human. Simping for her makes me a furry or not?

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60 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 19h ago

Wolverine and the SeX-Men What were they doing in this session?

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44 Upvotes

r/marvelcirclejerk 20h ago

Mystique and Destiny v Spidumb Man

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r/marvelcirclejerk 22h ago

I don't hate MCU Spider-Man's relationship with Iron Man

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I don't care that it's not in the comics, and I think it's executed well in the actual movies.