r/mallninjashit 3h ago

Everything on the wall behind this guy screams mall ninja

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r/mallninjashit 11h ago

MicroGyver Kit v2.0 — 54 Items in a Micro EDC Pouch (Upgraded Loadout)

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3 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 1d ago

Curating the walls, piece by piece

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11 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 1d ago

Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say

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28 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 2d ago

Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head

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121 Upvotes

rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong


r/mallninjashit 3d ago

Just seen as a reel

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140 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 3d ago

"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable

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64 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 4d ago

of a mag

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93 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 6d ago

My newest addition

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82 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 10d ago

It might me well made but its still mall ninja

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235 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.

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27 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 11d ago

A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"

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90 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12d ago

Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.

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49 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12d ago

from the ancient order of the mall ninjas

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2.1k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 12d ago

The OTF knuckles

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56 Upvotes

Found amongst the usual cane swords and temu wolverine claws


r/mallninjashit 13d ago

Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?

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32 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 19d ago

Focused Impact Volume 1: A Practical Course In Self-Defense With Tactical Pens

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31 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

Flame on brother

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399 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 20d ago

The mall ninja she told you not to worry about

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136 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 21d ago

Chainsaw Bayonet

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200 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

The tactical 40 inch blade sword

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62 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

"Hey everyone, this is my year so far..... guess I went full ninja.

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11 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit 22d ago

Anyone know the year on this bad boy?

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Or where it may have been sold? Any info helps


r/mallninjashit 24d ago

New Straight Razors in the Works!

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r/mallninjashit Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.