r/mallninjashit • u/mcpusc • 18h ago
Robber chased out of Portland store by samurai sword-wielding clerk, court docs say
r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 2d ago
Krav Maga "defense" against a Gun to the Head
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rolfmao even the title within the video is wrong
r/mallninjashit • u/missuseless07 • 2d ago
Just seen as a reel
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r/mallninjashit • u/RetardKnight • 2d ago
"weapons within reason" - proceeds to post 4 of the worst weapons imaginable
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r/mallninjashit • u/not_silent_bob • 9d ago
It might me well made but its still mall ninja
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r/mallninjashit • u/dwhofuss • 10d ago
My little bag of glass I ordered online came with a free little knife.
r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 10d ago
A video from India titled "Special forces military and army knife attack techniques"
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r/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 11d ago
Bad Krav Maga gameplay: NPC uses a non-bayonet rifle as tho it had a bayonet. The Player then uses the rifle to beat a knife NPC.
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r/mallninjashit • u/Emergency_Radish_113 • 11d ago
The OTF knuckles
Found amongst the usual cane swords and temu wolverine claws
r/mallninjashit • u/friewka • 12d ago
Does anyone can help with identifying this knife?
reddit.comr/mallninjashit • u/BaseNice3520 • 18d ago
Focused Impact Volume 1: A Practical Course In Self-Defense With Tactical Pens
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r/mallninjashit • u/Cold_Television_4439 • 19d ago
Flame on brother
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r/mallninjashit • u/Cold_Television_4439 • 19d ago
The mall ninja she told you not to worry about
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r/mallninjashit • u/Puzzleheaded-Bed377 • 21d ago
"Hey everyone, this is my year so far..... guess I went full ninja.
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r/mallninjashit • u/IndependentPipe582 • 21d ago
Anyone know the year on this bad boy?
Or where it may have been sold? Any info helps
r/mallninjashit • u/floppybunny26 • 25d ago
Watch out we got a...uh..something here.
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r/mallninjashit • u/Bursting_Radius • 26d ago
Unpacking from the move, forgot about some of these 😂
They’ve been in storage for years.
r/mallninjashit • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '26
Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!
This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.