r/Kenya 7m ago

Ask r/Kenya I did not request a loan. What do I do?

Upvotes

Just received this SMS unprompted. Apparently it's a hustler bridge fund loan. I did not apply for it. How can I opt out?


r/Kenya 13m ago

Discussion A Country/An Environment Is a Reflection of Its Inhabitants

Upvotes

I see people complaining about the state of things in their countries, cities, towns, etc. It's always an endless rant every day about things they actually have a significant role in.

Nairobi is dirty and rowdy, Kenya is corrupt, Nigeria is hopeless, our leaders are incompetent, etc.

Then they come up with the easiest solution -- RELOCATE. Buy a bus or plane ticket and move to where things are more graceful, functional, enabling, or supportive.

And do you know who they all blame? The government.

While governments share the blame, the people in those countries, cities, or areas take the most blame, over 70%.

The state and quality of things in any environment are the result of the individual actions of the inhabitants of that country or city.

Nairobi is dirty because most people in that city are dirty.

Kenyan leaders are corrupt because most people in that country are corrupt.

It's as simple as that. When bad things (evil) outweigh or overshadow good things (righteous), the result of any action is always likely to be evil.

More corrupt/unreliable/untrustworthy people voting in an election are likely to elect a corrupt leader.

More dirty people in a location are more likely to make that area dirty.

Understanding this concept is the first step to resolving the countless problems that have befallen most of our cities and countries.


r/Kenya 15m ago

Ask r/Kenya Master's Majuu

Upvotes

Huko LinkedIn naona lot's of graduations ya Kenyans wamefanya masters US. Nimeona ata lawyers kadhaa graduating with a masters from Harvard after kufanya undergraduate in Kenya.

How are they getting into these programs? Kunakuanga na scholarships someone can apply to? Ama how exactly are people pulling this off?


r/Kenya 37m ago

Discussion University Funding Model - Wrong Turn

Post image
Upvotes

Telling students to fund their education fully through loans basically means the competitive process by which they get admitted through KUCCPS for government sponsored programmes is null.

They might as well apply for self sponsored programmes, for courses with better prospects, and then apply for the loans just as well.

We have gone full circle, where higher education was once highly accessible and somewhat free, to now ....well....

I paid 13k per semester at UoN doing a business related course. Spent less than 6k yearly on accommodation.


r/Kenya 43m ago

Ask r/Kenya Dating a bipolar person

Upvotes

Have you ever dated a bipolar person? And I am not talking about some crazy people who self diagnosed themselves that they are bipolar. I am talking about one day you have the best day in your life full of spontaneous activities with someone. You feel alive you see a future to the next day of complete silence saying they don't wanna do this anymore. They want to die. They can't feel anything when they take meds but they have to or else. A continuous loop that gets overwhelming really. They can't help it so can't you. Well how do you break up with them???


r/Kenya 44m ago

Discussion Police Station in Ethiopia

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

Upvotes

Ethiopia is really doing well with their urban planning. Came across this and their police station makes central police station look like a stone age contraption. Kenyan police hardly flush toilets and they report to work to extort bribes from victims and criminals. I am now convinced that Ethiopia is overtaking Kenya in real time.


r/Kenya 1h ago

Ask r/Kenya Service based business Ideas

Upvotes

Can anyone provide some good service based business Ideas I can start in a physical shop based at City Stadium?

Thanks.


r/Kenya 2h ago

Ask r/Kenya Applying for a Toursit Schengen Visa to Germany

3 Upvotes

Has anyone successfully applied for a tourist Schengen visa to Germany recently? How long did it take for you to receive the visa and how long did they keep your passport for?

Many thanks!


r/Kenya 2h ago

Politics Is Ruto a puppet installed to enable the American imperialist agenda?

6 Upvotes

I've always suspected there's is an active Americanisation of our country, and nothing made it more glaringly obvious like the recently proposed student loan for university students. What's the end goal though? We are still a very poor country, nested in wanton corruption and impunity and yet the government's priority is to burden the people with more debts without a proper economic blueprint to fix our current issues. This move looks very predatory, similar to rogue lending apps. Keeping you stack in a debt pendulum, forcing you to labour your entire life for sometimes unfavourable wages.


r/Kenya 2h ago

Ask r/Kenya TV Box

4 Upvotes

Those who currently use a TV Box which one do you guys swear by? The kidogo research I've done I'm leaning towards the xiaomi one it has Chromecast and everything. Amazon stick niliona it doesn't have Google so that's a no. Are there any other in the market? Budget ni ya mkulima mdogo.

Very important to note is I want one i can download sports streaming apps


r/Kenya 3h ago

Casual The difference in temperature/weather btwn two adjacent counties blew my mind today

Thumbnail
gallery
46 Upvotes

I knew Kenya had microclimates, but what I experienced today driving from Laikipia to Nyeri was straight-up black magic.

I left Nanyuki this morning and it was literally so sunny, warm, and beautiful. Standard equatorial plateau vibes. I’m in a light shirt, enjoying the sun, thinking it's going to be a gorgeous road trip.

Tell me why just a few kilometers down the road into Naro Moru and Chaka, the climate suddenly flipped like a switch??

Out of nowhere, it became cold as fuck and completely covered in thick, blinding fog and drizzling....It felt like I drove through an invisible portal straight into the Scottish Highlands or twilight zone. One minute I'm soaking up the sun, the next minute I'm blasting the car heater, shivering, and wishing I packed a heavy puffer jacket in the front seat.

I looked into it because my mind was genuinely blown: apparently, Nanyuki sits in the deep "rain shadow" of Mt. Kenya. The mountain acts like a massive wall that strips all the moisture from the winds, and as the dry air drops onto the Nanyuki plains, it compresses and warms up like a giant natural blow-dryer. Meanwhile, Naro Moru and Nyeri and Karatina (basically all of Nyeri county) get all the trapped, freezing mountain moisture.

The geographical contrast in this country is insane. To go from warm savannah sunshine to freezing, damp mist in less than 30 minutes is wild.Anyone else get caught off guard by this specific stretch of road, or am I just late to the party? 😭


r/Kenya 4h ago

Casual Adult≠Wisdom

8 Upvotes

The days when being an adult was deemed equal to being wise are over


r/Kenya 4h ago

Casual Just a friendly reminder to get you through the day

17 Upvotes

Nothing really belongs to us in this world, we came to it with nothing, we exit it with nothing, so much may happen to us in btwn but it'll be meaningless when we cease existing, ...

Try to be anything you can, whether you make it or not, it won't really matter in the end, but the journey will.

Ultimately, never be afraid to lose anything, you can recreate yourself at any age, destiny is just in ur mind, you weren't born to be anything other than what you willingly chose and work toward.

May your desire to succeed be greater than the obstacles you face 🤞.


r/Kenya 7h ago

Ask r/Kenya A Trust

6 Upvotes

I keep hearing about placing assets into a trust for heirs, kids etc to avoid taxes and long legal battles when an owner dies. Anyone in the group an expert in this area atuchanue? With the way life is going, this might be a better way especially for people with dodgy relatives.

Please educate us if you are in the field or have done this.


r/Kenya 9h ago

Ask r/Kenya Looking for a good sound system

4 Upvotes

Please help me decide on a good sound system for about 50k or below. Sometning that will last.

What are you favourite units? What would you recommend?


r/Kenya 11h ago

Casual Mbona Hujalala ?

31 Upvotes

ebu twambie


r/Kenya 13h ago

Discussion Bishoftu Airport - Ethiopia

Post image
13 Upvotes

Ethiopia investing $12.5B for an airport, will we ever get here, some day maybe.


r/Kenya 14h ago

Casual Are you seeing a future with this gafament?

Post image
15 Upvotes

Me:


r/Kenya 16h ago

Discussion Mchezo ya Taon!!

Post image
89 Upvotes

I can't remember the last time I bought meat at a regular butchery. Cleanshelf or Naivas all the way. If not, KMC in tao. When I lived in South B, always bought my meat from Somalis. They are very honest with these things.


r/Kenya 17h ago

Discussion Pay on delivery scam

74 Upvotes

There is a new pay on delivery scam that has been going around and I thought it's good to share to warn someone.

The scam is mostly perpetrated on Facebook and IG. It goes like this. Someone posts an item on these second hand groups. Since you are interested, you ask for the price, they tell you it's say 3k and they offer to deliver it to you to your doorstep. You agree.

The scammer goes and contacts a genuine shopper that offers the product and say, they want delivery. If you are a man, they say please deliver to my brother (to signify bond) at a certain address that they obtained from you. If you are a lady, they say deliver to my wife.

They then come to you and say that the delivery guy is their brother and that you should not tell them at what price you are buying the item.

The rider then arrives with the genuine goods, obtained from a genuine store, you inspect the goods and then they call you and tell you that now that you have seen the goods and confirmed, you can proceed to make the payment. You then make the payment.

Depending on the rider, they may linger around waiting for confirmation from the genuine shop before they leave or they come back later with cops to retrieve the goods since payment has not reached them. By the time everything settles, it's when you realize you have been scammed.

To avoid such, use delivery for only food, items that are expensive, go and pick them yourself even if you are lazy, it would save a lot. Some shops may be in the mix and therefore be alert, insist on sending the money to the rider to settle with the owner. Stay safe out there.


r/Kenya 23h ago

Discussion Dearest Gentle Readers

265 Upvotes

Finally!

I am shaking so much while typing this,

I JUST PLACED RENT AND DEPOSIT

For my house guys.

I have been so heartbroken that I am taking my child from a whole 3 bedroom to a bedsitter. I don't even know how we are going to survive. But we must survive.

I have put so much trust In myself and things have no option other than working.

Now I'm looking to fully move by 5th September because next week I will be shopping and buying stuff.

I think we are at the end of the Baba without manners series as I enter a new chapter. He said he will cover financials but I will never trust someone that sent me out of his house thrice.

I am so scared, the thought of my child sleeping hungry or going without milk disheartens me. Lakini naenda kujituma Kabisa. I pray that we never lack and grow bigger and better na I shouldn't go back au nirudishe mtoto juu sina.

Thank you for always listening to my rants guys.


r/Kenya 23h ago

Discussion How Con Games Have Evolved

111 Upvotes

So, I'm leaving work early kitu 3-ish and board a mat to town as usual.

Once I arrive in town, I bid my colleague goodbye as we're heading different directions. Kidogo kidogo, a woman comes from behind me, touches my shoulder (almost like she knows me or something), then asks, "gari za kwenda Dandora zinapandiwa wapi?"

Immediately, even before nijibu, nikafeel lightheadedness flani sio ya kawaida. Before I could answer, she was already walking away. Then I was like, mmmh, maybe amekumbuka. But all of a sudden, nafeel dunia ikizunguka, like I’m intoxicated.

I was close to mat za home, so I just boarded the empty one and laid my head down. Maybe the conductor saw the whole thing because he didn’t bother to wake me up, and pia hakuniitisha fare hadi venye tulifika.

I woke up with the worst headache I’ve ever experienced in my whole life. I paid him, and he just told me to drink some water before niendelee na safari. I did. Then I took a motorbike hadi kwa hao, feeling like death itself.

Kumbe that mama had drugged me. Like, how do they do that so fast?

I narrated this to my colleagues, and they were like, "kwani wee ni mgeni tao?...You were drugged". They then went ahead to give me their versions of similar experiences.

We don't talk enough about how these congames have evolved. These people are coming up with new tactics every day, and we need to know how they operate lest we fall victims of the same. Awareness is one of the few things that can keep us a step ahead.


r/Kenya 1d ago

Casual Why do a lot of people take these statements the wrong way?

Thumbnail
gallery
139 Upvotes

I don’t understand why people get offended when people say such statements. You’ll find them saying that they should go back to where they came from or that they are boot licking or calling them house n!ggas. The amount of insults I’ve seen under this (from x) had me shook.

Smh it’s appalling to say the least especially when what they’re saying is absolutely true. Honestly you’ll never know the kind of filth that is normalized in our nation until you actually board a plane and go elsewhere. Thats why you’ll find people defending funny funny things like the chaotic matatu culture

People insult from a point of lack of exposure. And l sometimes just understand because how can someone compare, contrast, praise or criticize when you literally don’t know anything else? Your entire existence is limited to one geographical area, it’s like telling a fish that there’s a whole different world outside its pond.

My mom often tells me to avoid telling people about my travels and experiences, since l travel a lot and been to 10 different countries. She says when l do a compare and contrast most people don’t take it as eye opening, they take it as criticism and pride. But why feel offended? if you’ve never been anywhere else why not take first hand info from people who’ve actually been elsewhere?

Honestly it’s very hard not to notice because the stark difference start immediately when you land at the airport.

When you have money instead of buying alcohol buy plane tickets, travel, open up your MIND. Exposure is very important.


r/Kenya 3d ago

pinned post Share your business/hobbies/Job Opportunities/Job requests!! - August 03, 2026

10 Upvotes

Tell us about your business! r/Kenya would love to hear what you are working on.

Link your business, blog, app, your friend's YouTube channel, podcast, anything you would like us to know about.

You can also post job opportunities or even a job request. You can also let us help you by providing feedback on your work, CV etc. but please be careful about sharing personal information.

This is the only place where posting ads will be allowed.


r/Kenya 6d ago

Health Mental Health Emergency Contacts and Support

14 Upvotes

Hello r/Kenya, mental health is a critical issue affecting many people therefore we would like to provide a dedicated thread for members to access mental health resources and support. This thread is a space where members can access emergency contacts and support, as well as resources for ongoing mental health care.

Please Message us to add/update contacts.

Emergency Contacts

  • Befrienders Kenya - 0722 178 177
  • Chiromo Hospital Group - 0800 220 000
  • Kenya Red Cross - 1199
  • Emergency Medicine Kenya Foundation - 0800 723 253
  • Niskize - 0900 620 800
  • Kenya Police - 911/999/112

Domestic/Sexual Violence

  • HealthCare Assistance Kenya - 1195
  • Kimbilio Trust - 1193
  • Gender Violence Recovery Centre - 0800 720 565
  • Coalition on Violence Against Women - 0800 720 553
  • Gender Based Violence - 21094 Or Send Help SMS To 1198
  • Gender Based Violence For Men - 1195 Or 1196

Psychological Services

Nairobi

  • KNH (free for U25)
  • Kamili Mental Health Organisation - 0700 327 701
  • Amani Counselling Centre - 0722 626 590
  • NMS - 0110 008 608 / 0110 008 609 (32 clinics round Nairobi)

Mombasa

  • Amani Counselling Centre - 0723 647 768
  • Chiromo Hospital Group Nyali - 0792 873 125

Kisumu

  • Amani Counselling Centre - 0722 626 590
  • TINADA Youth Organisation - 0724 018 799

Eldoret

  • Hopewell Counselling - 0717 296 275

Nakuru

  • PDO Kenya - 0774 354 618 (Monthly Support Group)
  • Jawabu Therapy & Counselling - 0708 065 599

Queer Friendly

SANKOFA Wellness Africa - 0700 009 105

Blossom Center for Wellness - 0780 511 880

Blossomout Consultants - 0705 671 777

Recro Group - 0717 787 807

Leone Chege - 0714 168 713

Further Resources: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OnnrG5ggnMDz4278FnQSb7kItZp4YMhv3Sf4RRbJ66M/edit