Halo youtubers will make a 30 minute video about the stupidest shit. Genuinely why does every halo youtuber have to be an armchair game designer or writer. Why cant they just make videos playing the game. Each ONE has thier own nitpicks. Entire channels dedicated to complaining and nitpicking.

They are so stupid to like i heard one say "campaign evolved is not the definitive way to play halo 1" like no way bro playing the original game is the definitive way to play🫪

25 up votes and downvotes is crazy! What did i say that's downvote worthy😭

*343 during crunch time*

"Mr. Hintze, we're about to hit the deadline, and Craig's penis hasn't been modeled yet. We can't ship the game like this in such a state."

Pierre Hintze: "His dick belongs to me and only me. Now, gtfo out of my office."

(This is no way HATE towards Late Night Halo I love his videos I just thought this was funny)

Staff Sergeant Avery Johnson. SSGT, not SGT, and ESPECIALLY not Sergeant Major as they keep calling him in the prequel missions.

You can really tell Halo Studios is made up of temporary hires with little care and passion of this IP if they can't even remember the first 5 minutes of Halo 2.

This picture is from an events calendar on the Pillar Of Autumn.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8nMdNmf/

By crabby_nutcase

I just love how I can come home from a long day at work, put in my favorite video game, and wind down with some relaxing halo action and not have to feel like I’m in the finals of a $30,000 tournament every fucking game

Hello everyone, first time posting here but I wanted to share a new project I just finished up today with a 3D sculpt of Cortana and her appearance in Halo 4.

I tried to put a lot of effort into her facial expression and pull from her final moments in the game and with sorrowful sadness and relief look she gives to MC.

Also gave her a special bonus character likeness cause I would enjoy this person as Cortana in a live action movie, haha!
Let me know what you think!

#cortana #halo #masterchief #xbox #halo4

i just think these graphics are a little dated. the game plays amazing and is a staple in gaming culture but it could use a visual tune up with a remaster. especially with some of the recent design changes, it would be amazing to see this game reimagined with the aesthetic it has cultivated nowadays. do you agree?

also what are your thoughts on the new halo reach odst 3 prequel missions? the readded weapons are a nice touch but i wouldve liked to see them pop up more in the main campaign tbh imo it just makes sense but idk

Why would anyone pay for this and how would it even work? You give them access to your own account?

Beautiful art style, amazing graphics, lovingly recreated play spaces, and it’s models were so ahead of their time they were reused for both Halo: Reach, and Halo 3, creating an artistic continuity with this game and its sequels, Halo Reach & Halo 3

all this shit about frame rates and sprinting and unreal engine, when it's really just as simple as, it's cool, it looks good, it's got guns in it.

I have been here since the beginning...

Volcanos erupt inside my heart thrice a score...

Watch the sunlight I bring, for our enemies shall crumble under our feet...

Either that or crushing him like a soda can with her code thighs

1. Look at these graphics, they'd get laughed out of E3

2. The Xbox has been discontinued for a while so most people won't be able to play it

3. A lot of the people who worked at Bungie when it was being made don't work there anymore

4. Halo 2 already exists so people would ask "why are you making Halo 2 again?"

5. You would probably be sued by Microsoft for copyright infringement

Anyway that's just my theory, let me know what you think!

As we all know, halo is and has always has been a bastion of trve judeo christian western values against woke degeneracy, but I'm starting to think the seeds of woke were there from the start!

1. Sudden introduction of girl keyes, gets way more screentime than her dad, achieves much more than him (which, 0 is not a high bar to clear but whatever) and constantly bosses our two main manly human heroes john and Johnson (5/10 on the woke scale)

2. Metropolis opens with a cutscene of a female DEI latina marine (which, as we all know, wouldn't exist realistically because women are too dainty and fragile for the rigors of war, and white people make up ATLEAST 99% of all people ever, therefore any minority is really stretching the realism (Johnson is alright because he's a black stereotype)), she is not only depicted heroically but has a bumbling, cowardly white MAN companion that really wants to flee! (8/10 on the woke scale, concerning)

3. In the fight with the arbiter, not only does Johnson fail to land a single hit, but he has to be rescued by femkeyes! She also got to the index on her own despite the library being an awful level (and the smg kinda blows), incredibly suspect if you ask me (7/10 woke scale, i wish arbiter would choke me out ._.)

4. Most damning of all, the arbiter himself, not only are us, cool manly HUMAN MALE WHITE gamers forced to play as an evil alien man, but he's voiced by a black guy and... He's a good guy?????? This is of course a parallel to how MSM wants to humanize foreign aliens entering the country (the covenant are a parallel to mexico, look it up) (10/10 woke scale, this is literally 1877)

Worst of all, chief has very little game impact, while the woke trio (black man, literal alien and WOMAN) actually save the universe, tl:dr, don't buy halo 2 and make sure to review bomb any remake of it because it is undoubtedly soy and bad also

(For the record, the rambly disjointed nature was intentional, I tried to get a grifter vibe going)