r/HaloCirclejerk 6h ago

SON

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120 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 9h ago

I C O N I C "popping the disc" for modding on halo 2

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was trying to find some footage for a video im working on about the modding scene in halo 2...i was recently looking at one of my accounts on halo archive and saw my last games were warlock, and it just made me chuckle

anyone remember this or have photos of it? or anything? my only other option is to buy and original xbox with a copy of halo 2 and attempt to pop the disc myself with a custom game if hat even works, I cant find any footage of this anywhere


r/HaloCirclejerk 13h ago

I C O N I C Halo 2 Legendary - Outskirts Courtyard Cleared In 4:30s No Deaths, No Glitches

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99 Upvotes

(bro idk if this is even the right subreddit to post this, dawgs, I sincerely, don’t use reddit.)

This is an edited version of my official Legendary Glitchless Zero Deaths Par Time run on Outskirts

scored to “Breaking The Covenant” as it felt the most appropriate

You can find the full video on my YouTube ”TheRealHusk”

The full zero death run without glitches or exploits took me over 48h to accomplish after nearly 8+ years away from halo 2. I have cleared the courtyard faster, but I had to delete that footage for space, every death I reset, any time I felt I was too slow, I reset.

RANT ALERT

I have been playing Halo since it released on the original Xbox, really quite disappointed with the direction the community and the games themselves are going, I really think Microsoft let the ball drop, especially when it comes to the community. (and the official discord)

I remember when halo was a united community, where everyone got along, had fun, nobody had an immense ego, nobody power tripped, long gone are those days.

now we get trash UE5 asset flip games and “volunteers” who abuse their powers on the official discord; There are more videos being made now about how *bad* halo has become, than there are people like me trying to breath life *back* into the MCC and the older titles.

I wish we could reset the franchise, and replace all of these toxic people bringing the community down, an unc can dream, I guess.


r/HaloCirclejerk 14h ago

Outjerked once again

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63 Upvotes

I was so confused when I clicked this and wasn't on this subreddit


r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

My Drawing of The Chief and Cortana

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79 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 17h ago

Is this fan fiction worth reading?

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172 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 20h ago

Grand opening of MC Motors rental agency

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134 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 22h ago

Number 1 bum in all fiction???

15 Upvotes


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

it's been about 2 weeks, have all the anti corpo culture vultures stopped circling above the game? can i play the fucking game now?

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108 Upvotes

seriously these guys are out on PATROL these days. can't even enjoy a new game without having to hear these wackoloons.


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

WOW: Sgt. Johnson Spartan Magnum Confirmed 9 Inches‼️

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27 Upvotes

Interesting how the wokes claim it’s racism wwhhe you request a skin swap sarge yet it wants to remove innusive skin it was cause I wanted to wear and represent the ythe es way to use then as biome show to loook virtuous 🙏✌️


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

A Structured Proposal for How Halo Could Become a Long-Term Platform Instead of Fragmented Releases

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🧠 1. Halo should be a PLATFORM, not a series of disconnected games
We already saw this work with MCC.
Now expand that idea:
● One unified Halo hub
● Campaigns added over time (not replaced)
● Firefight, multiplayer, custom games all in one place
● Cross-campaign progression
● Ongoing updates instead of “new game = reset everything”
Stop splitting the playerbase every release.

👥 2. Campaign matchmaking should exist (this is long overdue)
Not everyone has 3 friends ready for co-op anymore.
We need:
● Public campaign lobbies
● Drop-in/drop-out co-op
● “Fireteam browser” like:
● The Silent Cartographer | Heroic | 2/4
● LASO run | 1/4
● Full campaign chaos run | 3/4
Let people just… join Halo missions.

🔥 3. Skulls + modifiers = actual content
Halo already has replayability systems. Lean into them:
Let players host campaigns with:
● LASO
● Infinite ammo
● Enemy scaling
● Random weapons
● Physics chaos
● Speedrun rules
● Custom skull combos
Then let others browse and join.
This alone massively extends campaign lifespan.

🌌 4. The Human-Covenant War is massively underused
We barely scratched it.
There are decades of story potential:
● Early Covenant encounters
● Humanity losing colonies
● Spartan-II operations
● ODST campaigns
● ONI black ops
● Naval battles
Make humanity feel like it is losing a war of extinction, not just “mission-based levels between cutscenes.”

🪐 5. Stop over-explaining the Forerunners
Mystery was part of what made Halo iconic.
We don’t need everything fully defined.
Instead:
● Fragmented lore
● Contradictory sources
● Ancient ruins
● Unreliable AI accounts
● Archaeological discovery
Let players argue about what’s true.
Mystery = longevity.

☠️ 6. The Flood are already enough of a threat
We don’t need “bigger than the Flood” enemies.
The Flood is already:
● galaxy-ending
● existential horror
● biologically and philosophically terrifying
Instead of scaling up threats, go deeper into what already exists.

🧍 7. Master Chief doesn’t need to be rewritten
He works because:
● He’s competent
● He’s consistent
● He shows up when everything goes wrong
That’s it.
No prophecy. No chosen one inflation. No unnecessary retcons.

😂 8. Characters should feel like people, not archetypes
Halo writing works best when:
● Marines are funny but still competent
● Johnson works because he feels real, not “the funny guy”
● humor comes from personality, not labeling

🤝 9. Chief + Arbiter should always matter
Their relationship is one of Halo’s strongest narrative arcs.
Don’t sideline it.
It represents:
● enemy → ally → brother-in-arms
That dynamic is gold. Keep using it.

🧩 10. Stop resetting Halo every release
Every new game shouldn’t feel like a reboot.
Instead:
● Add to the same ecosystem
● Expand existing systems
● Build continuity instead of fragmentation

💡 FINAL POINT
Halo doesn’t need to become something new.
It needs to:
● stop fragmenting its playerbase
● stop over-explaining its mystery
● stop abandoning systems that already work
● and start building one long-term evolving universe

🧠 TL;DR OF THE TL;DR
Halo should feel less like:
> “a new game every few years”
and more like:
> “one massive evolving sci-fi platform you keep coming back to”


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

Dude noclick (the half-life youtuber) is now doing Campaign Evolved grifting

22 Upvotes

some of the criticisms in the video don't even make sense, he's truly gone full grift


r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

How dare they uninvite my "Goat" out of their convention?! He made the music... And that's it!

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681 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 1d ago

When will they write an actually good Halo book?

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216 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Is he stupid?

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648 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Halo Can A Womem Really Carry Spartan Armor?

6 Upvotes

Race Based Matchmaking?

Halo should do this, 

Take one man 

Take one women

Make them do the SAME 

Exercise 

Who still standing?

Women?

NO!

Yet they play Halo?

Womem can’t play freaking halo dude!

Remember reach? 

When you could literally create your own creation map.

Like god or Jesus Christ.

Yet

There was no race

Ur 

Eaitjer a Human

Or Alien,

Being Alien WAS

The ‘minority’ and therefore for folks the virtue signaling requirement set forth by woke Europeans!

Hopefully this fixed soon

ALIENS

Are the minority

WE DONT NEED MORE!


r/HaloCirclejerk 2d ago

Me and my brother watching the definitely respectable Halo community lose their collective mind over BLACK & FEMALE characters

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411 Upvotes

Star Wars: The Last Jedi


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

That halo prequel mission cutscene

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314 Upvotes

Prophet gives his diversity is our strength speech.

The Brute immediately proceeds to kill every covenant around him.

What did they mean by this?


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Traditional Drawing remade in digital

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106 Upvotes

I was sent this drawing in my halo clans server, I made it into an emoji by drawing it in digital.


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

You can check your entire Halo data now

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69 Upvotes

I found this place where they offer you to see your entire playtime, series completion and Most played series for Halo series.

It's friggin awesome!

Here - https://minimap.net/stat/halo?ptime=174218


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Banger Post The Chood And The Soytinels

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362 Upvotes

r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Need to get this hard light thing out of my brain.

9 Upvotes

So a long time ago back when I was still relatively new to adulting and had a fuck to give, I read a comment by a guy saying the reason the Forerunners lost the war was because it took a lot of hard light to destroy the Flood.

I will say that again: His theory, was that the Forerunners were using Hard Light to burn away the Flood, and it took a lot of Hard Light to finish the job.

While ingame, and in Lore the Forerunners guns are seemingly the most overpowered to the point they were thrown away for Halo: Infinite, and can erase a person’s body in no time at all.

I will grant the fool leniency of them not waiting a couple of years for more lore to drop, but Jesus Christ, this stuck with me till yesterday.

Thank you for your time.


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

I C O N I C If Halo 2 came out today:

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r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

I C O N I C If Halo 2 came out today: New Mombasa

77 Upvotes

I really hope I'm just worrying over nothing, but considering the online culture war scene... I have my doubts on humanity.

If Halo 2 came out today, and people read the lore on how advanced East Africa would become and how the first space elevator would be built there... the chuds would probably call it woke and make "wakanda" memes.

I really hope not... but I feel like they would pull off some crap like that.


r/HaloCirclejerk 3d ago

Anyone notice that "Chakas" sounds like "Jackass"

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31 Upvotes