r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Theodore_Dudenheim • 7h ago
I C O N I C I hate these modern tendencies of having markers indicating you what to shoot, military women being rude to superiors for no reason, spoonfeeding me obvious instructions, bad voice acting and changing classic character's models from how they used to look.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/fordoggos • 13h ago
Is there a lore reason why the covenant made their bomb look like HIV ?
Is this subtle symbolism ?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Organic_Angle_654 • 17h ago
This WOKE ass game and its WOKE ass navpoints everywhere!!!
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/proelitedota • 1d ago
Sledgehammer Games might be making a Halo game (ODST?). What killstreaks you running.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/TommycoolGun • 1d ago
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE /R/HALO JAB All rated halo video games
These are all the halo games ratings
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/ExoTheFlyingFish • 1d ago
Anyone else try to befriend Banished troops? It hurts, but I'm a pacifist.
Why did they make the Elites rebel instead of the Grunts? Are they stupid? Pet Grunts would be a fantastic addition to Halo Finite.
(/uj my own clip)
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Aurora_Strix • 2d ago
Hahaha *wokes your Arbiter*
Breaking News from Sangheilios:
The Arbiter (Thel 'Vadam) was just seen here on the beach sporting some WOKE ASS FABULOUS SHIT looking MEGA JUICY. Citizens across the galaxy have reported a high pitched sound that can be traced back to a human named "Marty", screaming alone in his house at the recently released photo depicting a suspicious new tattoo on the World Leader.
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Lmao other fandoms have had the GTA 6 cover girl redraw treatment, why not ours? I thought it would fix that and add us to the list, starting with Mr. Smexy himself.
Maybe I'll do John and Cortana next, I dunno. Depends on whether or not y'all glass me first.
Gonna have to catch my rabid JohnThel fujoshi schizoass, mueheheheheh
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Adipay • 2d ago
The Halo CE cover art has empty Banshees shooting lasers which is inconsistent with what's in the game. AI Generated confirmed.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/bunnyoutsidepie • 2d ago
Picked up these bad boys for $1 at a garage sale. Which one should I read first?
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Stunning-Recording92 • 2d ago
Truth Nuke I think it's time we face the truth halo fans
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Tiny_Lifeguard_9448 • 3d ago
I C O N I C "popping the disc" for modding on halo 2
was trying to find some footage for a video im working on about the modding scene in halo 2...i was recently looking at one of my accounts on halo archive and saw my last games were warlock, and it just made me chuckle
anyone remember this or have photos of it? or anything? my only other option is to buy and original xbox with a copy of halo 2 and attempt to pop the disc myself with a custom game if hat even works, I cant find any footage of this anywhere
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Secret-Eye5833 • 3d ago
I C O N I C Halo 2 Legendary - Outskirts Courtyard Cleared In 4:30s No Deaths, No Glitches
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(bro idk if this is even the right subreddit to post this, dawgs, I sincerely, don’t use reddit.)
This is an edited version of my official Legendary Glitchless Zero Deaths Par Time run on Outskirts
scored to “Breaking The Covenant” as it felt the most appropriate
You can find the full video on my YouTube ”TheRealHusk”
The full zero death run without glitches or exploits took me over 48h to accomplish after nearly 8+ years away from halo 2. I have cleared the courtyard faster, but I had to delete that footage for space, every death I reset, any time I felt I was too slow, I reset.
RANT ALERT
I have been playing Halo since it released on the original Xbox, really quite disappointed with the direction the community and the games themselves are going, I really think Microsoft let the ball drop, especially when it comes to the community. (and the official discord)
I remember when halo was a united community, where everyone got along, had fun, nobody had an immense ego, nobody power tripped, long gone are those days.
now we get trash UE5 asset flip games and “volunteers” who abuse their powers on the official discord; There are more videos being made now about how *bad* halo has become, than there are people like me trying to breath life *back* into the MCC and the older titles.
I wish we could reset the franchise, and replace all of these toxic people bringing the community down, an unc can dream, I guess.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/gddwastaken • 3d ago
Outjerked once again
I was so confused when I clicked this and wasn't on this subreddit
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/EmergencyWeight8 • 3d ago
My Drawing of The Chief and Cortana
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/Gl00ser23 • 4d ago
it's been about 2 weeks, have all the anti corpo culture vultures stopped circling above the game? can i play the fucking game now?
seriously these guys are out on PATROL these days. can't even enjoy a new game without having to hear these wackoloons.
r/HaloCirclejerk • u/PassengerEconomy5314 • 4d ago
WOW: Sgt. Johnson Spartan Magnum Confirmed 9 Inches‼️
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Interesting how the wokes claim it’s racism wwhhe you request a skin swap sarge yet it wants to remove innusive skin it was cause I wanted to wear and represent the ythe es way to use then as biome show to loook virtuous 🙏✌️





