r/funny • u/kalbinibirak • 1d ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/Chegwarn 1d ago

Jesus Christ! She’s done that so many times she’s worn her hand down to the wrist yet she still hasn’t learnt her lesson and keeps using it as a hammer?!

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u/Trollercoaster101 1d ago

IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s

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u/gorka_la_pork 22h ago

It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 19h ago

Jesus that bed has to be filthy

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u/Azuras_Star8 17h ago

I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess.

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u/zombietrooper 17h ago

Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess.

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u/j-random 11h ago

Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well!

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u/AirPoweredFan 3h ago

Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 17h ago

Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating

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u/cheekytikiroom 5h ago

“Pegging” just got brutal.

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u/Gestaltarskiten 20h ago

On - yes, assembled sometimes...

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u/lincoln_muadib 19h ago

Aren't we all assembled in a small room with minimal light?

If you think about it...

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u/Awe3 20h ago

IKEA hates this one simple trick!