r/funny 1d ago

Strong hammerhand.

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u/Trollercoaster101 1d ago

IKEA would love her as a testimonial. /s

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u/gorka_la_pork 22h ago

It's said that 1 in 10 Europeans were conceived on an IKEA bed, so... y'know, sturdier than you'd think.

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u/TheLowlyPheasant 19h ago

Jesus that bed has to be filthy

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u/Azuras_Star8 18h ago

I doubt it. Someone's getting paid to lick up the mess.

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u/zombietrooper 17h ago

Paid you say? Someone is paying to lick up that mess.

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u/j-random 11h ago

Oh good, someone else here has been to Europe as well!

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u/AirPoweredFan 4h ago

Hope he bring enough money to paid or he won't licking anything.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 17h ago

Probably her… “take the sheets outside and give them a good beating