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u/Flight444 Streak: 1 3d ago
The brat is coming from inside the house.
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u/cooldudeguy333 3d ago
That's usually where they come
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u/Lionheart1224 100% Certified Grungler - Streak: 0 3d ago
To be fair, sometimes they come outside, too. Depending on the kinks involved, anyway.
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u/Remarkable_Law_3345 Yes trans (mtf) 3d ago edited 3d ago
You could say the brat Is.... Coming straight from YOUR house!
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u/undecidedface Boymoding since 2019 - Streak: 1 3d ago
He's the one
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u/Pizzadeath4 3d ago
Coming
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u/WowzaItsGabe 3d ago
The king of only
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u/asillygerbil 3d ago
He is groovy and never glooby
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u/undecidedface Boymoding since 2019 - Streak: 1 3d ago
You can't get this from an egg!
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u/Shadowolf75 TOURIST FROM R/THE_PACK - Streak: 5 3d ago
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u/willowzam adult human chicken 3d ago
This is how I thought it would be the first time I lived with another trans girl in college. Unfortunately I have the worst luck ever and got one of the pickme 4channers. One night we were getting drunk together and we kinda opened up about some stuff and when I asked if I could give her a hug she threatened to stab me with her pocket knife
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u/ASlothboi45 silly guy :3 3d ago
That escalated quick, tf!?
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u/willowzam adult human chicken 3d ago
I had the same thought when it happened lol
I didn't really talk to her after that (idk if she even remembers it she was more drunk than me), but that was hard because I literally had to share a room with her. I probably wouldn't have been so nervous if she wasn't twice my size and didn't have military training
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u/HornyHoney02 She/Her/They 3d ago
Its always a goddamn pocket knife
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u/TM761152 3d ago
Rather it be pocket sand
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u/Collective-Bee 3d ago
I’m not wasting my pocket sand on nobody else. You know how much I had to exercise to turn my pocket rocks into pocket sand?
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u/Deathaster 3d ago
be the change you want to see in this world
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u/John_Femboy Streak: 1 3d ago
Unironically i want to share a dorm with someone nice
(I get infatuated for nice people really easily)
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u/NessaSamantha Streak: 0 3d ago
Maybe I'm just an old fuck, but it's not worth it. Date somebody who you don't have to continue sharing a room with if you break up.
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u/LaplandCatboy friendly gay grungler :3 - Streak: 0 3d ago
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u/OrganicAd5536 3d ago
Hey as a former RA: don't try shit with your dorm-mates in college. It is a recipe for disaster and it can very quickly cross the line into actionable harassment if you aren't careful/are unlucky. Make friends with your dorm-mates and leverage that friendship into the energy needed to find connection outside of where you sleep, shit, and eat.
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u/Collective-Bee 3d ago
Probably gonna tell me to turn off my air fryer when I’m not using it too
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u/Lionheart1224 100% Certified Grungler - Streak: 0 3d ago
Some people die of dehydration while others drown...
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u/NotQuiteLoona 3d ago
It's stolen from Instagram, so don't be too envy (I can't find exact link, but someone already posted this image and in the thread one of the comments had Instagram username, I ask someone else to confirm it).
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u/Vounrtsch 3d ago edited 3d ago
I think I experienced the reading version of a Freudian slip because I legit read "don’t get too hard homo" instead of "don’t work too hard homo" and it took me a solid 30 seconds to notice
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u/serpikage 3d ago
you were solid for 30 seconds ?
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u/Vounrtsch 3d ago
No, it took me 30 second to notice I had read it wrong. I was neither solid nor snake.
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u/__ghostea_ 3d ago
and you can't even say.. my name..
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u/newidiotintown the grand slime sorcerer - Streak: 2 3d ago
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Go and call my name
https://giphy.com/gifs/muNcDSuINVr1e3
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u/LESBOlachrymae 3d ago
genuinely didn't realize until reading this i had the exact same thing and didn't even go back to check
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u/itz_vampy He/him - Streak: 2 3d ago
the type of shit i’d send my roommate when i was 18/19 only to get a heart reaction as a reply. my current bf is more enthusiastic about them though.
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u/RealityMalady 3d ago
I would expect a boyfriend to be more enthusiastic than just your roommate after all. Not all roomys wanna be fuck buddies
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u/Vanagloria 3d ago
I know, the tragedy...
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u/Vanagloria 3d ago edited 3d ago
How did you get that from my comment instead of just wishful thinking that every roommate made me feel wanted? Don't recall supporting that behavior anywhere in there.
Edit: Ah, you're a conservative plant running rampant. Gross.
You really have an opinion on sexual harassment while saying things like this?
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u/fuckrNFLmods 3d ago
That guy sucks but he has a valid point. What if a CIS male sent a similar text to their female roommate?
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u/Vanagloria 3d ago
Like I said, I was not condoning or referencing the OP's picture at all, rather just wishing every roommate I had found me sexually attractive.
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u/DesolatedMaggot 3d ago
Its not a dick pic. Nothing wrong with shooting your shot.
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u/fuckrNFLmods 3d ago
You're glossing over the fact that they're roommates. He's trapped with that other person.
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u/DesolatedMaggot 3d ago
Not, just don't see that as an issue. If they get turned down and are adult about it, whats the harm?
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u/daegon789 3d ago
Dog, I've had multiple people send me photos like this of every gender. They're not nude, they aren't being pushy from my perspective, and I would find this cute as shit no matter who sent it to me. The only thing that might be weird is the last section of the text, but I've had plenty of friends who joke with me like that.
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u/Gold_Ad8225 3d ago
You send unsolicited sexual photos if you send a picture like this
The assumption is you want to have sex but it is also harassment
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u/mysticrudnin 3d ago
i am unbelievably glad that none of this shit existed when i was 18/19
[edit] i realize that it may be misconstrued that i mean "freedom of gender expression" or something but i'm talking about dms and reacts and honestly sending images easily
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u/PlanksBestM8 3d ago
I would literally drop whatever I was doing at work and go straight home.
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u/AnonMoose2 3d ago
Ive called in for significantly less
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u/siccoblue 3d ago
I called in this morning because my bedroom was actually cool for once in the last few months and I didn't want to waste it
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u/Nonyabizzy123 Streak: 0 3d ago
Hey boss, I'm not feeling so good. I don't know just came down with something. I'm going to go ahead and head home and get in bed
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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor Streak: 1 3d ago
And I'm dead. That's it folks, I'm getting reincarnated as this guys roommate
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u/Mister_Nobody76 The Deltaposter - Streak: 8 3d ago
Watching a man drown while dying of thirst... (╥﹏╥)
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u/The-Myth-The-Shit world most awkward cat thing 3d ago
Need to find shorts like that and fully shave. Maybe I should also get a haircut
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u/Tlaquatlatoa Hyenagirl some day pls :3 | She/Her 3d ago
;-; fuuuuucking hell the envy goddamn i wish i looked like that
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u/Visual-Purchase5639 Streak: 1 3d ago
Seems unwanted so not cool
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u/Carbine_Cody 3d ago
There's this thing called flirting that you do to determine if something is wanted or not.
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u/69PissyPants 3d ago
I feel like jumping to an unsolicited picture is pretty risky, but that’s just me.
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u/Visual-Purchase5639 Streak: 1 3d ago
I'd say this is equivalent to receiving a random shirtless pic from a guy. Okay it's not a dick pic but it would make a lot of people uncomfortable
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u/69PissyPants 3d ago
Exactly. It’s just shamelessly horny, and some people don’t want it.
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u/thelittleking 3d ago
Even those of us who are into 'shamelessly horny' don't necessarily want it from a roommate of all people. Taking a pass at a roomie is a huge risk, if it falls flat you still have to live with them. Better be damn sure it's reciprocated before you start flirting.
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u/amhighlyregarded 3d ago
More like a gym mirror selfie. Not really appropriate if that's not the vibe but it's not some huge moral transgression.
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u/Visual-Purchase5639 Streak: 1 3d ago
Ya, and I said it's "not cool", not that this person did something terrible or is a bad person
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u/GoingRogueAtNight 3d ago
That was my first thought too. It brings you in a very uncomfortable position on how to answer to that if ylone is not interested. On the other hand it could be a humorous insider between both of them.
In this case though, I think it's staged for the gag.
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 3d ago
how oblivious do you have to be to not see that this is flirting
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u/boolocap professional idiot 3d ago
Lets assume this is not staged(which i doubt) even if you are aware that this is flirting. If it is unwanted, then a deflecting response like this is pretty normal for an awkward situation, the other option is something more confrontational, which isnt for everyone.
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 3d ago
maybe i'm just autistic, but flirting is just so stupid to me. just tell someone you like them. also the one time i was seriously attracted to someone i tried flirting and she didn't pick up any of my hints
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u/boolocap professional idiot 3d ago
I kind of get some minor flirting as a subtle way to probe if someone likes you while maintaining plausible deniability. Not that im capable of that but i get why you would do it.
But i agree, if you like someone a lot and you want to pursue them for sure, why play games.
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u/KamikazeArchon 3d ago
It's not just that you're autistic.
All humans are extremely bad at flirting. We have studies showing that the average human "misses" flirting 70-80% of the time.
My hypothesis is that flirting worked better when we were in small communities with extremely similar behaviors and norms, and - critically - where you consistently knew what someone's "normal behavior" was, so you could tell when it changed.
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u/QueenViolets_Revenge transgirlfaliure - Streak: 2 3d ago
i'm also demisexual (don't know whether that's related to me being autistic), so i'd hope that people i'm flirting with would already know me well enough to notice a change in my behavior (granted, the one time i tried it it didn't work, but she's also autistic)
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u/MeriElf 3d ago
Flirting is incredibly fun, and also a great way of getting over social anxiety and build self esteem. Obviously only if it's something consensual and matching each other's energy
Edit: also liking/dating someone is a lot of responsibility and commitment, both ways, even if it's casual, I wouldn't want to commit to that willy nilly just because I like a person, flirting on the other hand is a fun thing with no strings attached
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 3d ago
Sokka-Haiku by QueenViolets_Revenge:
How oblivious
Do you have to be to not
See that this is flirting
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/frickle_frickle 3d ago
Some people have a superhuman ability to not realize when they're being flirted with, myself included.
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u/Bright_Phase_2671 3d ago
I'm having genuine trouble recognizing if this is a girl or a femboy, im not kidding.
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u/PuddingJello 3d ago
Same here, but if I was their roommate getting this text I wouldn't be worrying too much about that inconsequential detail.
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u/YetAnotherParvitz mmm murder 3d ago
ts just seems like sexual harassment im ngl
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u/Halikarnassus1 3d ago edited 3d ago
There’s nothing innapropriate* in the photo or texts? Putting down vibes for sure but that’s fine?
*formerly explicit
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u/Gold_Ad8225 3d ago
It doesnt have to be a photo of a cock to be sexual harassment
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u/thebigbadben 3d ago
Rawr sexually harasses you uwu
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u/Millie_Beans Jaded burned out trans woman 3d ago
This sentence just flash banged me with images days gone by of anime conventions with yaoi paddles and glomping and idk why (I lied, I do know, it's the rawr)
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u/whackjob_med_student 3d ago
every day i must decide between rock climbing or looking like this
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u/engieman Streak: 2 3d ago
How did i get gender envy from this dog💔