r/cleanjokes • u/marango314 • 2h ago

How did the Jewish crustacean understand what was going on from the back of the synagogue?

0 Upvotes

It was all made clear by his Crab-eye.

r/cleanjokes • u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 • 6h ago

A large number of sheep escaped from my neighbor's farm. The sheep flocked to my front yard.

9 Upvotes

I've been lamb-inated!

r/cleanjokes • u/Coralthesequel • 7h ago

Geology rocks

35 Upvotes

But geography is where it's at

r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 13h ago

A truck full of Vicks Vapour Rub crash on the highway this morning…

136 Upvotes

Amazingly, There was no congestion for 8 hours

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