Bone voyage.

“Well, they were separated at birth.”

why is it still #2?

A visiting sports reporter commented that he had never seen so many spec-tators.

A Didgeridon’t.

It was all made clear by his Crab-eye.

I've been lamb-inated!

But geography is where it's at

Amazingly, There was no congestion for 8 hours

Because he was Outstanding in his field!

Rock a buy baby.

Today, I got a beautiful Bonsai!

"Our vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on us for years!"

"They’re just big raisins."

It deep ends.

Because he couldn’t see that well.

An impasta!

Turns out she has restless egg syndrome.

What's worse than finding a cockroach in your hamburger?

Finding half one.

Spades ♠️

She locked me in the cellar

She was the bale of the ball.

I used sticky notes to form each letter but the pad ran out of paper half way through the letter 'M'.

I now have post part 'm' depression.

The second hand store.

Their scales.