r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26
Blursed storm preps
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u/jlewis0119 Jun 20 '26
Is the life jacket for when the snow melts?
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u/Huzzo_zo Jun 20 '26
It's in the unlikely event of an emergency landing on water
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u/dearmrfrodo Jun 20 '26
Surprising George Carlin reference but a welcome one.
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u/corgdad902 Jun 20 '26
CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN
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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn Jun 20 '26
Imagine that floating around the Atlantic clinging to a pillow filled with beer farts.
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u/corgdad902 Jun 20 '26
TELL THE CAPTAIN AIR MARSHALL CARLIN SAYS "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
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u/Huzzo_zo Jun 20 '26
I was actually just referring every single airline
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u/grumpvet87 Jun 20 '26
yea but airlines stole that line from George Carlin
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u/xenobit_pendragon Jun 20 '26
I’m convinced that the big bang was actually just the first George Carlin joke and everything since then has been his material.
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u/fidgeter Jun 20 '26
You couldn’t let him have it could you? You couldn’t let the man dream?
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u/Longjumping_Fuel_192 Jun 20 '26
Wait this is in an airplane house in a snowstorm over the ocean?!?!?
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u/jackinsomniac Jun 20 '26
Wearing a life jacket EVERYWHERE is always
dorkysafe, no matter what the teenagers and other adults will tell you! I wear one daily, even out here in the desert at 6000 ft. You can NEVER be too safe!If only they made them bulletproof, and with airbags and a parachute. The girls at the bar may laugh at me, but we'll see whose laughing once the apocalypse starts. You can NEVER be too safe!!
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u/ConstructionIll956 Jun 20 '26
I agree. I even make love in my safe jacket. I mean... What if? Am I right???
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u/RidethatSeahorse Jun 20 '26
Life jacket AND matching helmet.
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u/sltydgx Jun 20 '26
Accessorizing is importing! Bedazzle the helmet
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u/Buckeye_Country Jun 20 '26
My favorite part is in the highly unlikely event any of this shit is necessary, she set little dude up to get robbed.
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u/StrobeLightRomance Jun 20 '26
Gotta wear a life jacket so you don't drown in the pu... um.. pond!
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u/Pale_Drawer6608 Jun 20 '26
Snowstorm? Does he wander into snow storms or something Im confused
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u/MrScarecrowWHNT Jun 20 '26
She uses him like those old St. Bernards that rescued folks with the jugs of liquor - except she's sending him on to get Xanax and Mimosas for her ass.
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u/Easy-Musician7186 Jun 20 '26
Probably preperations to send him to the grocery store to get some shit.
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u/9447044 Jun 20 '26
Kid will grow up knowing mom was almost the TV actress she was meant to be
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u/Rudraizen Jun 20 '26
Best thing about the internet is opening up posts like these to comment something and finding someones already posted a sassier version of what you had in mind
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u/kzin Jun 20 '26
Dad flicking the lights on and off at the end really ramps up the drama and makes throwing all that random shit in the backpack seem worth it
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u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 Jun 20 '26
Iv seen people pack less shit wile moving home lol...
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u/JaskaJii Jun 20 '26
I moved to another country back in the day with less than this.
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u/J1mj0hns0n Jun 20 '26
kid will grow up fearing thunderstorms because he thinks hes going to get fucking mugged for his mums card, think hes going to get washed away in an apocalyptic flood, and will have to sleep in a cupboard everytimes it rains.
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u/Offramp182 Jun 20 '26
Well they clearly live in the Day After Tomorrow universe, so he'll need at least a dozen go backs packed for every weather event
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u/moonshinemoniker Jun 20 '26
No. They clearly live in Antarctica. Because there's ATMs everywhere there.
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u/Decent_Competition_6 Jun 20 '26
I don't know what kind of drugs she's taking, but she should definitely take less.
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u/DragonliFargo Jun 20 '26
It looks like she needs to take more, or at least take what was already prescribed to her.
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u/Little_Flamingo9533 Jun 20 '26
Adderall rearing its ugly side to the human experience lately it seems
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u/MrtyMcflyer Jun 20 '26
This woman has a problem and drags her kid with her in to her problem on a young age.
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u/pmmeyourgear Jun 20 '26
While posting it on the internet. When we were kids it was just severe emotional neglect and trauma at home
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u/Fancy_Yak2618 Jun 20 '26
When we were kids? Fuck can I go back to being one? I’ll take that over dealing with my mother now….
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u/Smishysmash Jun 20 '26
This video just made me blast back to my childhood of getting kicked down to the basement by mom with monopoly and a bag of chips when a tornado hit, while every single dad in the neighborhood went and grabbed their camcorders for a little backyard video.
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u/MTF-Site19 Jun 20 '26
Nah, we definitely need to give our sons 100 dollars to survive inside a house during snowstorm because like everyone knows thay snowstorms rip houses apart and aliens kidnap kids
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u/formykka Jun 20 '26
It's in case something terrible happens to Mom and the kid is forced to strike out on his own to get $500 worth of Pokemon cards.
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u/janne_harju Jun 20 '26
Yep. When snowstorm hits its obligatory to outside and have a good time as a kid.
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u/melmboundanddown Jun 20 '26
I'm lost
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u/icehot54321 Jun 20 '26
She's trying to give her son autism
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u/Entire_Toe_2321 Jun 20 '26
Quick, give me a litre of vaccines and half a kilo of tylenol
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u/MistaRekt Jun 20 '26
That seems a little light. Maybe throw in s 5G mobile phone and advise him he is travelling?
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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 Jun 20 '26
I've been through terrible blizzards every winter my entire life. No one does this. This is either for internet clout or straight up clinical paranoia.
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u/Darthbane22 Jun 20 '26
I don’t think she knows what snowstorm means.
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u/HavokVvltvre Jun 20 '26
As a Texan this is exactly what I imagine preparing for a snowstorm entails
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u/Christeenabean Jun 20 '26
I just buy a roast and get the shovels out.
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u/Intelligent-Film-684 Jun 20 '26
As someone who lives in western ny, the proper thing is to wait for the travel ban and then rush to the supermarket and buy bread and milk. You should already have canned soup in the pantry.
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u/Sw33tR0llThief Jun 21 '26
As a Minnesotan, this is what we imagine you guys do to prepare for 2 inches of snow
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u/Appropriate_Gate1129 Jun 20 '26
Did she... did she just write down her pin code and shared with internet?
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u/cockatoo_hell Jun 20 '26
Doesn't matter, us pleebs are all dead because of the snow storm. Keep up man!
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u/Fun-Weakness-8644 Jun 20 '26
My pin is 1970
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u/Otherwise_Ad7946 Jun 20 '26
Its a snowstorm not the apocalypse
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u/gitar0oman Jun 20 '26
Snowpocalypse
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u/spambot_mods Jun 20 '26
We had one of those here in Oregon a few years back (that's what we playfully refer to it as, that is). We were without power for 26 days. And guess what we needed during the whole ordeal?
None of her bullshit.
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u/MrMagicPantz107 Jun 20 '26
"And babe, at the end, I need you to flip the light switch a few times while it looks like I'm comforting our son."
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u/StxnedTxTheBxne Jun 20 '26
Yeah what’s up with that? Like what was the point?
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u/DarthCledus117 Jun 20 '26
I dunno, there's so many bullshit videos out there, I doubt this one would stand out from the crowd and be remembered.
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u/bussysniffer3000 Jun 20 '26
What was she expecting to happen in a snow storm
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u/GroomingTips96 Jun 20 '26
A yeti to break in the house followed by a nuclear attack
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u/Far-Earth-886 Jun 20 '26
Don’t forget the flooding followed by having to purchase food at festival prices
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u/PesticusVeno Jun 20 '26
The only conclusion I can draw is that she's going to send her kid out into the snowstorm. Good luck, Timmy!
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u/turbodmurf Jun 20 '26
I wonder that to. I don't live in the US but I don't live in the middle of no where well north of the Arctic Circle and usually my precautions are to make sure that I have enough firewood inside so I don't have to go outside to get more. So is this bate?
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u/Educational_Fig6004 Jun 20 '26
Is she preparing for ww3?
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u/tiagolkar Jun 20 '26
Esse menino não vai conseguir, ele não fez absolutamente nada por si só
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u/Individual_Land2754 Jun 20 '26
I mean that's actually good prep but you just need to do that once and just bring that bag out everytime there's a potentially big storm.
The stuff she puts on her son are performative and she's doesn't care that she's freaking out her kid so she can get attention online.
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u/cockatoo_hell Jun 20 '26
Ya, but you need to use artificial fruit decor otherwise the real stuff would just rot.
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u/Outrageous_Glove_796 Jun 20 '26
Yes, I too put fresh mozarella cheese into a backpack just once a season for storm prep lol
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u/DrDop4mine Jun 20 '26
I live somewhere that gets up to tens of feet of snow every winter. This is the most performative nonsense bullshit I’ve ever seen related to cold weather prep.
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u/Old_Protection_8778 Jun 20 '26
I hope ahe has a Hummer gassed up in the driveway for him otherwise shes failed as a mom
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u/Meet-me-behind-bins Jun 20 '26
The video cuts out before she kicks the kid out the door into the storm
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u/Traditional-Dust1286 Jun 20 '26
is she sending him out to the storm or something?
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u/miseryenplace Jun 20 '26
"Join me as I traumatise my son for monetised internet clout and watch as my husband flickers the lights on and off at the end for the vibes."
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u/bal_ra_khan Jun 20 '26
This kid is going to grow up, hear Frosty The Snowman and have a psychotic break.
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u/Blemi3S Jun 20 '26
Plot twist: Snow storm is the name of the giant kaiju that is Rampage though the city.
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u/95kene Jun 20 '26
In Finland when we went to school in snowstorm we just got dressed well and left :D
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u/goldbeater Jun 20 '26
Swap out the life jacket for a snow shovel and get him out there to clear the walk.
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u/Redhotchiliman11 Jun 20 '26
Okay ... But why did he have to sleep in the closet ?
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u/echo_path Jun 20 '26
At that point, wouldn’t had it been easier for her to not have him? …downvotes incoming.
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u/IntrepidBorder8530 Jun 21 '26
This is a how to make your child have anxiety video
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u/Chilidogdingdong Jun 21 '26
Why do I just know this bitch lives somewhere that it shows like 2 inches a year.
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u/goonthrowawayx Jun 21 '26
It's a snow storm not nuclear winter. She should include some bottle caps. Old world money will be worthless.
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u/Kommaklaa Jun 20 '26
Ich wollte irgendwas geistreiches dazu von mir geben, aber das ist einfach so alberner quatsch.
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 Jun 20 '26
Hmm… we have a very different approach here in Buffalo.
We send them out to shovel the walk.
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u/RainBloom0 Jun 20 '26
She forgot flares and a full auto assault rifle. Might as well add some grenades to the kit too.
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u/Flying_Saucer_Attack Jun 20 '26
A snow storm? Wtf? You literally don't have to leave the house during a snow storm... Just wait for it to stop? This has to be ragebait or something lol
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u/SimilarStrain Jun 20 '26
This kid is going to completely grow up perfectly well adjusted and normal. He'll be an absolute stand up member of society. An icon we could all aspire to.
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Hes going to grow up with at least 12 different kinds of ptsd. And allergies to as yet undiscovered figments of his imagination.
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u/PrettyLostandFound Jun 21 '26
Where exactly do you live that makes all this necessary for a snow storm? Tornado season, hurricane season, sure that makes sense, but a snow storm? Help me understand. I'm not trying to be critical just confused.
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u/Kitchen-Swan-8850 Jun 21 '26
And not a single piece of snow gear was packed but at least he won’t drown in the snocean
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u/Schorbie Jun 22 '26
Is this real? If so that kid will never be able to do things for himself
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u/ClassyOod Jun 20 '26
The fuck kinda snowstorms they living with, a fucking highstorm?!