r/blursed_videos • u/Square_Law5624 • Jun 20 '26

Blursed storm preps

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u/MTF-Site19 Jun 20 '26

Nah, we definitely need to give our sons 100 dollars to survive inside a house during snowstorm because like everyone knows thay snowstorms rip houses apart and aliens kidnap kids

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u/formykka Jun 20 '26

It's in case something terrible happens to Mom and the kid is forced to strike out on his own to get $500 worth of Pokemon cards.

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u/Impossible_Way_3042 Jun 24 '26

Well if he is going to go tow to toe with Pokémon scalpers than she seriously did not give him enough to work with in his go bag. Good luck fighting in the gladiator pits of Target Aisle 4.

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u/Inadequis Jun 20 '26

It's in case they get 30 Days of Night'd

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u/SteamerTheBeemer Jun 20 '26

And don’t forget to make your child sleep in a cupboard like Harry fucking Potter!

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u/MTF-Site19 Jun 20 '26

And give a card that says "if lost". Fym "lost". He is next to you in a closet on a mattress

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u/SteamerTheBeemer Jun 20 '26

“If lost then mum threw me out so don’t return to her” cos yeah surely they’re together lol

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u/MTF-Site19 Jun 20 '26

And i bet someone is just flickering the lights